Mermaid
As well as dusting off the goggles (they really were dusty!), I remembered to strip off the toenail varnish before I got there this time. Another tranny tip I've learned from experience: scraping nail varnish off with the edge of a 50p coin whilst in a changing room cubicle doesn't work.
Of course, the other big giveaway is the recently-shaved legs. For some reason I'm a lot less paranoid about this than I used to be. I suppose because you're underwater most of the time, it's not really noticeable.
Of course a lot of sprint swimmers shave their legs anyway. If anyone asks I'll just pretend I'm in training for the Olympics.
Hmm, might have to lose the water-wings and polystyrene float.




One thing i've learned Jenna, never shave your legs for a porpoise. They say they like it, but as soon as you do it they get all weird and don't talk to you. Dolphins are just as fickle.
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