blog + boob + chinese

One of my favorite parts of checking my website logs is the "referrer's keywords" section. That shows the words and phrases that people have typed into search engines such as Google, and then been directed to my site (among others).

It never fails to amuse me what people have gone looking for on the net, and it's even more amusing that they actually chose my site from the list of options presented by the search engine!
Now that my blog is making the site more "text rich", the search queries are getting even weirder and more varied. Here are some of mine from just the last week...

• dinner for ladies
  I'm a lady and I demand a lady's dinner!
• who would want to become a girl?
  Yes I don't understand that one either! Let's have a bloody good search on Yahoo to see what possesses these people!
• "sophie green" tranny
  They're after you Sophs! Run! RUN!!
• blog + boob + chinese
  Very specific. But... why?
• jessica liverpool
  Run Jessica! These people are scary, have been given access to technology, and they know where you live!
• christopher biggins pictures
  I hope once they realised there were no pictures of the fat speccy one off Rentaghost on my site, they didn't come across some seedy porn gallery that Chris has done to pay the rent since work dried up.
  
• tranny siobhan
  Run Siobhan! Save yourselves! It's too late for me!
• how do you know you're a transvestite?
  There's a simple physical indicator. If your ears don't match from behind, you're a tranny. Check it in a mirror.