Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #4

Eep, plenty of work for Evil Becky at the moment!

Chris writes:

WOULD JUST LOVE TO CHAT AND SEX WITH YOU ON HERE, YOU HAVE A SEXY LOOKIN BOD BABE XXX

Evil Becky replies:

Ah, all-caps again, the calling card of the moron.

I suppose chatting "on here" (if by "here" you mean the Internet) is feasible, but it's not gonna happen. To "sex" with me on the Internet isn't supported by the current protocols.

You'll have to wait for someone to implement sexual intercourse over IP. And, of course, for Hell to freeze over.