I am a genuis genius!

I've just thought of a way to catch all the terrorists in the world, at a stroke! It's simple!

Get the CIA or whoever to send a HUGE spam out to every email address on the planet, that looks like this:

From: Al Qaeda HQ
To: All Splinter Groups

Hello! I'm writing to let you know due to a recent hiccup with our computer system, we've lost all our records on our worldwide factions, splinter groups and terrorist cells. D'oh!

If you could take a few minutes visiting the site below and re-registering your group, we'd be most grateful. Please ensure you give full details of your exact location, the size of your armaments cache, and the hours when you're likely to all be in and sound asleep.

www.not-the-cia-honest.gov/ALQAEDA/re-register.htm

Apologies for the inconvenience, as you can guess we've all pretty much got egg on our faces here at the moment!

Hugs,

The Al Qaeda I.T. Team