You'll have to imagine the "Sailing By" music

And now the Tranny Summary issued by Becky for the weekend of Friday July 22nd 2005.

BECKY
THIRTIES. EAST BUT HEADED WEST VISITING SOPHIE. FRIDAY NIGHT WATCHING TV. NATTERING. ANTI-CLIMACTIC. BBQ SATURDAY, CHANCE OF DRESSING HIGH RISING TO CERTAINTY BY MID-AFTERNOON. CLUBBING LATE EVENING. MODERATE OR GOOD.

JESSICA
23 OR 6. TALL. FROM NORTHWEST BUT VEERING MIDLANDS VISITING SOPHIE ON FRIDAY. SATURDAY DRESSING AS PINK BARBIE DOLL. VISIBILITY VERY HIGH. GOOD.

SOPHIE
30, RISING. STOCKED UP ON VODKA EXPECTING TRANNIES CONVERGING LATE EVENING. SOBERNESS DETERIORATING BECOMING VERY INCOHERANT BY EARLY HOURS. GOOD.

SHANNON MINI-SOPHIE KAROL AND MANY OTHER MAINLAND TRANNIES
CONVERGING ON BIG GAY OUT IN LONDON ON SATURDAY. CAMPNESS. MUDDY HEELS. GOOD.

THE GENERAL SITUATION AT 09:00 MONDAY MORNING
MANY TRANNIES DISPERSING ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND LOSING THEIR IDENTITIES.

That ends the Tranny Summary for the weekend of Friday July 22nd 2005.

(Hope all the BBC Radio 4 listeners enjoyed that.)