Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #5

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #5

I've not let Evil Becky out her cell recently, and the dumb emails in my "waiting for reply" file have started to back up, so...

Terry writes:

Hi gorgeous, you are the sexiest TV on the web. I love all your pics, especially wearing boots ( as this is my fetish ). Do you have any risky pics?

Evil Becky replies:

Hmmm... I don't think so. Try Siobhan, she has some of her climbing a tree. That looked kinda risky.

Tina writes:

hi
could you give me the name and address of the chatline you work for thanks

Evil Becky replies:

The name and address? Do you want a job? I work for the NHS. Give them a call and say you love talking dirty to people down the phone.

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Jessica Aren't you even a teeny bit interested as to why that person thought you worked for a chat line? I would be

Becky "Aren't you even a teeny bit interested as to why that person thought you worked for a chat line?"

I'm pretty sure she saw this and took it seriously. :)

Jane If they did take it seriously then that's scary. Very scary.

Clarissa Out of interest Becky, how much did Jessica get paid for leaving a comment that allowed you to produce such a shameless plug for one of you other creations? :D

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