More filler material

And after the triumphant return of Evil Becky Answers Your Mail, how about some delving into my web logs for some more hilarious search engine referrals?

Yeah, that will fill a few blog inches!

The highlights from the last week:

• "how to feel girls boobs"
  Ah the eternal question.
• "boob shaped mouse mats"
  I seem to get a lot of boob-based enquiries.
• "biggins boob"
  Ok, that's enough!
• "richard whiteley funny sounds"
  I think he's stopped making funny sounds now.
• "poems about clean loos"
  A topic cruelly neglected by many of the great poets.
• "i am butiful escort"
  You are? How's that working out for you?