Five random things from Wikipedia and how they relate to me

Here's an idea I just invented. Go to Wikipedia, click on the "Random Article" button, and write about how that thing relates to you, skipping stub articles and anything that doesn't resonate at all. Do this five times.

1. I've decided I'm not an Ascetic. I like pies too much.
   
2. I've never been to Iverville in Quebec. In fact I've never been anywhere in the Americas. I was planning to go to North America an Canada about 5 years ago, but the friend I was going to go with got made redundant the day before we booked the trip.
   
3. I've never used a total station, but I do know how to work a Theodolite and a level. In a previous life I used to work as a surveyor's assistant. Have you ever noticed the grave-like painted wooden crosses along the sides of roads that are being built? I used to make those, and I know how they work. It's all to do with ground levels. Oh yes.
   
4. I bought Semisonic's, "Feeling Strangely Fine", but I only really liked "Secret Smile" and "Closing Time".
   
5. Because I've never been to the US, I've not had the opportunity to sample the cuisine of California, except from it's exports. Big Mac anyone?