TV Telly

TV Producers! With transgender potters, girly-boy Big Brother contestants, tranny comedians and burly housewives flogging kitchen towels, you know by now that Trannies Sell Telly. And I'm full of ideas for future tranny-based shows, each available to you for a modest fee!

• Cash in the Closet - Car boot experts help transvestites sell all the clothes that they never wear, in order to pay for a special treat. First Episode: Clare, a TV from St. Albans, is mildly surprised when the 1800 wedding dresses she sells at car-boot fund a trip to the International Space Station.
  
  
• "Becky" - Talk show hosted by no-nonense transvestite, Becky EnVerite. Featuring such episodes as: I'm Excruciatingly Normal and I Need You To Know. Three guests who have absolutely nothing strange or unusual about their sexual preferences or gender orientation decide to tell their loved ones live on stage. In front of an audience of braying freaks, ladyboys and adult babies.
  
  
• Does He Wear Sugar? - This might be more suitable for radio. Weekly news magazine introducing "Transgender Issues" in an teeth-grindingly worthy and PC manner.
  
  
• The Tranny Years - Each week takes a year from the last few decades and looks at it's celebrities, news stories and culture and how they influenced the trannies of today. Featuring misty-eye transvestites talking about "that brass bikini what Princess Leia wore" and "didn't every tranny want to own a Girls World head?", and bloody Raul Ross enthusing about Raleigh Choppers and Space Dust. Again.
  
  
• Pages from TeeFax - Overnight text service for insomniac trannies. Featuring the Transvestite weather, recipes for false boobs, Repartee in Welsh, and information on makeup that's suitable for coeliacs.
  
  
• Changing Wombs - Gender Swap EXTREME! Need I say more?

I await your offers of development funds. Cash only please.