Thank you for flying Becky's Web
I'm aware that sometimes blogs can be a little "opaque" to new readers, so it's nice to occasionally write a little "Hello this is me" post to introduce myself and what this site's about. So...
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Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Becky, and I'll be your transvestite webmistress for this site. My co-pilot today is Simon (who's actually me too, just not wearing girly clothes) and we'd both like to welcome you aboard this Becky's T*blog entry, which is bound to... wind up a few people before it ends. The weather today in King's Lynn is a bit cloudy with scattered showers, and the time is coming up to 1 PM. We'll shortly be clearing the pre-amble and taxiing to the main meat of the the blog entry, so please ensure your seat-belt is fastened and your chair is in the upright position.
If you've never been to a transvestite blog before, please read the following announcement as it contains important information for your safety and comfort. Even if you're a regular reader please pay attention as transvestites are fickle and I might have changed my mind about some things since you last read.
If you look in the compartment to the left, you will find a selection of documents explaining a bit more about who I am, as well as some nice pictures of me.
In the event of sudden, unexpected depression a load of stupid/funny stuff will drop down from the compartment above your head. Quickly browse these pages and allow yourself to enjoy them, laughing normally. Take care of your own gratification before helping those around you.
There are two main exits from the site, which are clearly marked here and here. In the event that you want to ditch this site, please leave calmly via the exit nearest to you. If you're wearing high heels, good for you!
If you are visiting this transvestite blog before moving on to other lifestyles, you are not required to fill out a visa application. However if you intend on becoming a transvestite, please speak to one of the cabin crew who will give you the necessary documentation to complete.
Once again I'd like to thank you for choosing Becky's Web today, I hope you enjoy your visit and look forward to seeing you again in the future.
[microphone static]
Cabin crew, doors to automatic and cross-check...
[microphone static]
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Becky, and I'll be your transvestite webmistress for this site. My co-pilot today is Simon (who's actually me too, just not wearing girly clothes) and we'd both like to welcome you aboard this Becky's T*blog entry, which is bound to... wind up a few people before it ends. The weather today in King's Lynn is a bit cloudy with scattered showers, and the time is coming up to 1 PM. We'll shortly be clearing the pre-amble and taxiing to the main meat of the the blog entry, so please ensure your seat-belt is fastened and your chair is in the upright position.
If you've never been to a transvestite blog before, please read the following announcement as it contains important information for your safety and comfort. Even if you're a regular reader please pay attention as transvestites are fickle and I might have changed my mind about some things since you last read.
If you look in the compartment to the left, you will find a selection of documents explaining a bit more about who I am, as well as some nice pictures of me.
In the event of sudden, unexpected depression a load of stupid/funny stuff will drop down from the compartment above your head. Quickly browse these pages and allow yourself to enjoy them, laughing normally. Take care of your own gratification before helping those around you.
There are two main exits from the site, which are clearly marked here and here. In the event that you want to ditch this site, please leave calmly via the exit nearest to you. If you're wearing high heels, good for you!
If you are visiting this transvestite blog before moving on to other lifestyles, you are not required to fill out a visa application. However if you intend on becoming a transvestite, please speak to one of the cabin crew who will give you the necessary documentation to complete.
Once again I'd like to thank you for choosing Becky's Web today, I hope you enjoy your visit and look forward to seeing you again in the future.
[microphone static]
Cabin crew, doors to automatic and cross-check...
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