The definitive list of tranny terms

Here is, to avoid all possible future confusion, a definition for every tranny-related word there is. No vagaries, no omissions, no controversy! ;-)

Tranny n. slang. A transvestite.

Trannie n. slang. A slightly pretentious transvestite.

Genderqueer n. A very pretentious transvestite.

Cross-dresser n. A man who enjoys wearing the clothes of the opposite sex.
Easily confused with a Transvestite.

Transvestite n. A man who gains (occasionally sexual) pleasure from dressing in the clothes of the opposite sex.
Easily confused with a Transsexual.

Transsexual n. A woman trapped in a man's body.
Easily confused.

Transgendered adj. Agnostic.

T-Girl n. A transvestite who doesn't like the word transvestite and prefers a term that makes them sound like someone who'd push a tea-urn around.

Shemale n. A mythical creature that occurs only in literature (i.e. porn).
See also unicorn, hydra, lipstick lesbian.

Intersex n. Blanket term for a group of gender chromosome-related genetic conditions.
"I explained to Mr Darcy that I was not intersex. Well, at least, not on a first date!" (J. Austen, Pride and Prejudice II)

Androgyne n. Any number of celebrities who look a bit gender-nonspecific, causing many other trannies to publicly debate whether they're actually a closet tranny.

Drag queen n. A gay man who just needs to throw on a frock and some makeup to look twice as glam as all the trannies in the room. Bastard.

Ladyboy n. A type of transgendered person invented in the mid-Eighties by the Bangkok Tourist Board.