Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #6

A. Bonin writes:

Becky, are u a guy wearing girls clothing?

Evil Becky replies:

Dear Mr. Boner,

Becky is busy hunting the web for vaguely Christmassy things to put on her advent calendar, so she's asked me (her evil twin) to answer her email.

I'm afraid to cover my overheads I'm instigating a policy of "cash for questions", $100 will get you the answer to that question, with each subsequent question costing an additional $50. So as you can see, the more dumb probing questions you ask, the cheaper it gets. I've sent you our PayPal instructions via email. Look forward to hearing from you soon!

Flickr Mail writes:

Hi Becky EnVérité, you are meat_me_in_back's newest cont...

Evil Becky replies:

BLOCK!!