In prosecution of Transformation
I hate Transformation with a passion. And it's not because they sell overpriced, shoddy products. Not that they prey on transvestites and generally treat us like an brainless market niche that's there to be bled dry. I hate them because they've deliberately made themselves a dead end in the tranny community.
By some clever marketing over the years, Transformation have managed to position themselves at the forefront of the companies providing services for trannies in the UK. Ask nearly any British tranny the first tranny shop they heard of, and it will be Transformation. Somehow they're even the top hit on Google for the word "transvestite".
That's fair enough. As Siobhan rightly points out, they're a company and companies are there to make money. If they're savvy enough to make the name of their company ubiquitous to the market they're aiming at, then they deserve all the profits they make from doing it.
I too was one of the many British trannies for whom stepping into a Transformation shop was the first time they'd publicly shown their hand as a tranny, ever.
In my case it was the shop by Euston Station in London, I was a wet-behind-the-ears Civil Engineering student up at Hatfield Poly. I took the train down one day, walked up and down the street about 15 times until it was as empty as a London street ever gets on a weekday, and went through the door.
Two hours later I emerged, clutching my purchases (a really shoddy maids outfit made of black satin that was basically a rectangle with holes cut for the head and arms, and a couple of "TV interest magazines"), and over two hundred pounds lighter of pocket.
The magazines were basically selling Transformation's other services. The snake-oil creams and the "changeaways". And that's part of my problem. They only sell their own services in Transformations.
Take a trip to many a tranny venue in the UK and somewhere on a counter or side-table you'll see neat piles of fliers for other tranny venues and services. To some degree there's healthy rivalry, for example tranny and gay clubs don't exactly go out of their way to promote their rivals, but mostly you'll find information about all kinds of services available to you in the wider community.
Not so with Transformation. They want to keep you in the dark. Only tell you about their products and services. It may have changed, but I know that the Transformation shop in London wouldn't even stock copies of the Way Out Guide (the nearest thing to a Rough Guide to British trannying there is), for fear that trannies discover that there's Another Way.
Take a look at the links page on the Transformation web-site. A first glances it appears to be an altruistic offering by the company, pointing trannies at alternate places to buy their wigs, shoes, etc. With my consumer detective hat on, I went searching the WHOIS databases...
Yep, every single site is owned by the same company... Mapleleaf Holdings Ltd. The same company that owns Transformation.
If Transformation had set themselves up to be a friendly, welcoming first port of call for transvestites and transsexuals finding their feet in the community, I'd have no problem with that at all. But all that Transformation have done is set themselves up to be the friendly, welcoming introduction to their products and services.
They don't want to make trannies feel comfortable and open about who they are, they don't want them to be part of a "community", they just want to keep them thinking that the only people who think trannies are "okay" are the ones with the rictus grins and free cups of tea at a Transformation shop. Then once they have them corralled in their comfortable stable of services, milk them for every penny they can.
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It was only when I found it hard to cope with payments, (and I was living very rough then, with an average income of a little over £400, £200 of which went to Transformation) that I sought medical help. I was told that the hormones prescribed could be dangeous to me and had my hormones changed and charged the standard £6.20. I was beside myself. The thousands wasted could have gone to other things. Someone should investigate them, perhaps even analyse the chemicals they peddle.
If by any chance, a TS is reading this, please do not be fooled by them. There are so many ways to help achieve your goals, no matter what it may be. All you have to do is turn to one of use for help. We'd be more than happy to help. Heaven knows, whe have been there and learned the hard way, and have come out the better for it......
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Transformation are Bad. It's a well known fact. They suck, their products suck, and their ethics suck.
But, as I was trying to say, ranting about how they suck isn't going to make anything better.
If you hate them with such a passion, then do something about it. Dont just rant inanely. Fucking do something.
We're their customer base. And without us, then they go under. If you care, then find ways of getting Transformation knocked off the top spot in Google for a start.
A concerted Google Bomb to get "transvestite" to point at something else. But it would have to be something neutral. I was thinking of setting up a site simply saying "transformation is shit" and then getting everyone to point a link titled "transvestite" at it. :-)
And I disagree that ranting about them isn't going to make anything better. If people type in "crossdressing" into MSN they get to YOUR site. And if you rant about it, a few people will listen.
It wasn't an inane rant, I was just trying to make a complimentary point your post. Transformation ARE bad, but the ways that they are bad are more subtle and sinister than they sell shit tits.
Nearly 99% all people i know don't know how google Works and nearly 98% of the People i know have never heard the Word "Google Bomb"
I don't know your british serps but i Think they're similar to my german serps. Wikipedia is the secons place and i don't think its too difficult do set wikipedia at the first place with a google bomb. But why? Then Transformation is on the second place. But who cares? They're the first shop, so all people go to transformation.
If I look at Linkvendor
(http://www.linkvendor.com/seo-tools/domain-popularity.html)
On MSN i see 88 Domains linking to transfomation. Many of them are DMOZ-clones of the Site
http://dmoz.org/Shopping/Niche/Transgendered/Male_to_Female/
Firt of it should be to explain an editor the Guidelines.
They linked a directory and not the Homepage
http://www.transformation.co.uk/transform.html
"Please link it to the Homepage
http://www.transformation.co.uk"
They gave them a linktitle which is not the name of the site:
Transvestite Transformations
Please link the real Name
transformation.co.uk
If these two point would be changed, they had a real big Problem with the Keyword "transvestite"
Next thing is to convince the people to change their Links to transformation.co.uk into another Site. (the second place Wikipedia or the Transgendered site on dmoz.org)
a little google bomb will do the rest.
First is to think about the way to give transformation a lower Number of backlinks called "transvestite", than a lower number of backlinks at all
serps means search engine result pages
Great, but then what? You still haven't educated anyone to the other alternatives. You don't need a compaign of hate against Transformation, you need a support campaign for the USEFUL places to go.
And in some ways they do good. Like the adverts I saw as a child in the back of the News of the World.... that showed that what I was feeling was possible and not me being totally freakish.
I'm also game to chip in for an advert in the Sun, but maybe Sparkle would be a better advert than Tatt4Trannies?
This house believes Transformation is a hinderance to the TG community. Done properly with a chairwoman and a vote at the end.
What would be more fun is Becky speaking for TF and Siobhan speaking against.
A google bomb makes not much sense if you give transformation real backlink at the same time from your high-pageranked blogs.
If I see your entry, there's a link to transformation, if i look to siobhan, theres a link in the entry, too. Maybe the first step is, to change your links with a rel="nofollow" Tag
[a href="http://www.transformation.co.uk" rel="nofollow"]Transformation[/a]
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This Tag explains Google not to follow this link, not to index these as a backlink and so not to help them from your blogs.
First is: Hold your own blogs clean.
I am seriously thinking about setting up my own shop in the London suburbs.. would this be a venture anyone else would be interested in?.. or would you visit??
I went to Transformers the other day and i was there for around 2 hours...
It was wicked, I enjoyed it so much! There was actually a lot of humour too which surprised me.
I couldnt believe the difference between the "before and after" shots, it was truly truly amazing..
I couldnt believe it when that lorry changed into Optimus Prime! .....wow!!
......Oh what?..... ....Anonymous wasnt talking about Transformers the film? aaaahhh ok my bad! lol
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