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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Norfolk Man

Norfolk Man, Norfolk Man,
Does whatever a Norfolk can.
Keeps his guns,
in a rack.
Shooting burglars in the back.
Look out!
Here comes the Norfolk Man.

Is he slow?
Listen mate,
His tractor speedo only reaches 8.
Take a look,
at the queue.
Fifteen cars between him and you.
Hey, there,
There goes the Norfolk Man.

To him, life is a great big rile up.
Whenever there's a pile up,
You'll find the Norfolk Man!

steph_angel I do have serious concerns as to where this song-writing will end up :-)

Eurovision maybe ;-)

Tiffany Is it bad that I was thinking about Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies singing, "Sexy maaaahn, sexy maaaaahn. Eatin' LIIIIIIKE a sexy mahn cahn..."

Pandora Caitiff Just saw the subtitle "Boys will be Boys: Stag parties with a difference". How much more fun if we changed the second 'boys' to 'girls'?

And don't get me started on Tony Martin!

Misty For a moment I thought that "this season's soft tops" might have had something for me to wear.

Kat Next Weeks Issue:

Hotel Accommodation around the Fens with Alan Partridge

Come with Alan as he gives us the low down on Travel Taverns, Little Chefs and Travelodges.

Accompanied by his lady boy accomplice, an article not to be missed.

Julie Budd Norfolk Man seems to have deep pockets, or is he just cranking himself up?

Well, SOMEONE had to mention it.

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