Previous Posts

Subscribe

Basic feed (just the blog)

The Uberfeed (blog, pics & links)

Via e-mail:

Archives by Month

04.05  05.05  06.05  07.05  08.05  09.05  10.05  11.05  12.05  01.06  02.06  03.06  04.06  05.06  06.06  07.06  08.06  09.06  10.06  11.06  12.06  01.07  02.07  03.07  04.07  05.07  06.07  07.07  08.07  09.07  10.07  11.07  12.07 

Advertise on Becky's Web

Becky's T-Blog

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The Postman Always Twigs Twice

Postie rang the doorbell this morning with a special delivery package to be signed for.

It was 10 minutes before I needed to be at work, so I was naked, naturally. Cue frantic rushing around for something to wear, shouting "just a minute!" out of the window. Finding a pink fluffy dressing gown. Deciding that it would have to do and rushing downstairs to answer the door.

"Morning!"

"Mornin, sign here please."

"Sure."

"Noice dressin' goon!" (Rendered the best I can manage from the original Norfolk accent.)

"(mumble) the wife's (mumble) only thing could find..."

Slip signed. Postie sent on way. Door closed.

I looked down at my bare feet.

My excuse for the dressing gown would have been slightly more waterproof... if it wasn't for the 10 nicely painted toenails.

Labels:

Karol Cross  I was rather smug the other day when I found myself in a similar situation. "You have to get up earlier than that to catch me out Mr Postie!" I thought as I through a plain toweling dressing gown on to cover up my nightie.

It was only when walking back to the bedroom that I noticed the slight flaw in my plan. Namely that my dressing gown stops well above the knee, and my very lacey nightie goes down to my calf. Wupps.

Well maybe, not that early after all... 
Connie Cox  Caught out by the toenails. One of Tracy's friend noticed them once when I answered the door to her. I had hot feet so had taken my socks off......... 
Gillian  This happened to me once but the postman didn't seem to realise I was actually male and came onto me, well I was flattered so I responded. We've been dating a while now but he's started asking questions about stubble and an adams apple and standing up to pee, what should I tell him? 
Becky  Let him down gently Gillian. I had the same problem once with Johnny Depp. 
Julie Budd  Gillian

Why didn't you tell me? After all those special deliveries. I feel badly let down.This will be my final post.

Postie.

P.S.
Becky,I did like your dressing gown.Where did you buy it ? 
Becky  M&S. :-) 
Rachel  Not just a dressing gown, then? 
Lizz  Trying desperately to come up with something comical and clever by half.... and failing miserably.

Was the postie cute at least? 
Caroline  Have done very similar, but looked down to remember had put my tights on 30 mins before....never really goes down too well in the part of Norfolk either Becky 
Little Miss  My postie always catches me since he calls about 07:30, and I always have to dash for the dressing gown which is a long lilac silky one. Its pretty obvious, and yes, the toe nails are a big give-away, and even more so if you have done you finger nails, and they want you to sign for the package. I think our postie likes it now, and is looking for other signs like the eyeshadow or if he's late, maybe a blouse or skirt. 

Post a CommentPermalink     Subscribe to comments: this post | all posts

<< T*Blog Home