Well, that told me!
jessica poohu <i_hate_trannys@yahoo.com> to webmistress
Did anyone else get one of these?
Dear Becky,Hilarious. :-) Love the email address, Jessica, that shows commitment.
you are so disgusting to me the though of a man/woman wanting to deny what God has made them to become a insignificant piece of trash just to get a little attention is unfathomably ridiculous to me. Sinners like you deserve to die a thousand deaths in a special place in hell. I could never change what I am sorry if no one ever hugged you and now all you want is attention there are better was of attracting more positive attention such as being intelligent but obviously you have decided that you will never be smart enough for anyone to appreciate you like a leach on society you have brought you leprosy and denied what you were intended for to become another reason this world this world has become the shit hole that it is!!
Did anyone else get one of these?
Labels: transvestism
*snigger*
Haven't had one of these yet. Maybe she's working through the alphabet...
Do save me a seat if you get there before I do :)
Corrections are here. Ask him/her to rewrite and resubmit...
And my votes for "trannie" not "tranny"!
i_hate_trannys@yahoo.com
I reckon 5000 emails of "Go Away" sould do it.
Paula Jay
What, like Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged? :-)
Perhaps she's on a mission to insult every tranny in the universe. :-D
But maybe she don't understand german, so thats not safe... hmmm
:)
Trannie n. slang. A slightly pretentious transvestite.
Genderqueer n. A very pretentious transvestite...
I have a page full of these, very funny. :o) Can't remember where I got if from, but thanks to the original author. Email me if anyone wants the rest, too long for a comment.
That list originally appeared on my site last year.
I'm glad you liked it. To be honest I'd forgotten I'd already settled the trannie/tranny debate once and for all. :-)
Not particularly au fait with her own religion either. Darling - you have to die first before you go to hell, unless you count your trailer park as a place of infernal torment? So, "die a thousand deaths in a special place in hell" just won't work, sweetie. And, sweetie honey - the bible is QUITE clear about making the best use of your talents, which I think Becky's doing quite wonderfully - wit AND dress sense, what a gal. It also only mentions cross-dressing ONCE, and that's in a section which forbids mixing fibres - honey, what WOULD I wear if I listened to that? Anyway, it's Old Testament too. Darling, I recommend you try the New Testament - you know, Jesus? All that wonderful stuff about "Turning the other cheek"? Sitting down with the tax collector? "Love one another as you love yourself"? Though I don't think you like yourself particularly?
here's to those who strive to be open-minded, non-judgmental, and empathetic.
sod off to the rest.
and i love the corrections Jo's done , made me smile hugely :)
my favourite bit ( is it wrong to have a favorite bit ? ) is the leach on society/ leprosy/ you are resonsible for the sins of the world section, a fabulous bit of reasoned arguement.....
Jessica, you're right. Your erudite and charming prose has converted me.
As soon as I get home I'm going to burn my bra', panties and boobs (hope they don't explode).
This is an epiphany for me. Only the second one I've ever had.
Let me back-track a bit:
The first one was many years ago. You see, I used to be into flagellation, necrophillia and bestiality; but then I realised I was just 'flogging a dead horse' and so I decided to become a transvestite.
I was relatively contented; mincing about, not doing any harm to anybody; but now, thanks to you, I've seen the light.
As you are so learned, perhaps there's something you could help me with:
I have a neighbour who insists on working on Sunday (the Sabbath). In the book of Exodus verse 35:2 it clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
Also:
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14).
Your help in these matters would be appreciated.
O.K Enough of that!
My ears are getting hairy!
Where's the party? Where's my lippy?
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