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Friday, June 23, 2006

Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #7

Hello, Becky's identical twin here, Evil Becky. Becky's gone to the Spar shop or something, and stupidly she left her PC unlocked. So, as before, I've got free reign to answer her mail!

I. Bell writes:
Hi.
i found ur website
i am interested in meeting a transvestite...

i am 23/m/norfolk...where in norfolk are you near?
You could say i am bi-curious. I do have a partner whom i live with.

I have met a couple of dom females, mainly from escort agenices...

i am interested in bondage, dressing up, pvc, stockings, strap on etc + more

I would say im a novice, as i have only seen couple people, i am willing to
try anything that goes...

i have emailed you specifically as i am very curious to meet a
transvestite...

Please email back with prices and a hr session...and services you offer.

thanks
Evil Becky replies:
Dear Mr. Bellend,

Becky charges £50 for an hour, but doesn't go west of the Ouse after midnight. Her services are as follows:
  • Tiling and Grouting
  • Accountancy
  • Holistic healing
  • Quantity surveying
  • Going round to the house of people who assume that just because she's a transvestite she's some kind of bloody prostitute and smacking them around the head with absolutely breathtaking force
I hope this answers your questions and look forward to quoting you for any work you might wish to be carried out in the near future.

Asshole.

Labels:

Anonymous Serena Mayfly  Only £50 an hour? Did you forget to add your 300% "agents fee" Evil Becky? 
Blogger Cathii Scott  Tiling and grouting??? 50 quid an hour??? Do you charge travelling expenses? My bathroom really needs done urgently. Are you free next Wednesday? BTW I live in Perth Western Australia which is only a few (thousand) miles around the corner from Norfolk. Hmmm now where is my diary so I can pencil that in. 
Blogger Stegbeetle  Accountancy at £50 an hour? Man, where you been?
You should advertise in The Pink Directory! Hahahahahahaha. *clears throat, regains composure*
For non-Lynn residents I should probably explain that "The Pink Directory" is a directory of local services which is delivered free to every household in Lynn. It's always struck me with a title like that it could be aiming for a niche market... 
Blogger Jane  Sorry folks again Evil Becky has been evil this time she has grossly understated Bex's hourly rates. I tried to book Bex for a quick spot of tiling next time she is around mine the rate she quoted was eye watering and that was with getting a discount for being her girlfriend. :-o 
Anonymous Anonymous  Personally I'd pay £50 to watch you smack the retard around abit :) 
Blogger sim  Sounds like the guy would like holistic accountancy...

That's double entry book keeping , on the whole.






...(sorry). 

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