Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #8

Becky doesn't feel like blogging much, but that doesn't stop me! I'm Evil Becky, Becky's post-conjoined (left "sinister" side) twin. I answer the mail that she can't, or won't.

Ahmed writes:

hello sweaty... [SNIP]

Evil Becky replies:

Let me just stop you there, Ahmed.

Look, I know I shouldn't mock people who don't speak English as their first language, but calling someone "sweaty" is a really bad way to start an email. Our language is a curious thing, and while "sweety" is an acceptible term of endearment, change one vowel and you get something quite, quite different.

Honest mistake ... unless you think calling someone "sweaty" is a term of endearment. That would be just plain eww.