There's a girl taking a course at this centre who's making my Trannydar™ go off like crazy but I can't find anything definitive. According to her badge, her name is Alexis.
Gah, we should have developed a secret handshake or something by now.
Strandy Does Trannydar work underwater or indeed in low light conditions? Where can find one?
Becky Strandy, I dunno. I think it's fitted as standard in trannies. We also get fitted with TGPS, which means we always know where the nearest Claire's Accessories is.
OMG, it works! How do I get a USB socket installed to I can get updates?
Anonymous The Claire's Accessories finder is very useful.
Sirena A secret handshake like the ones Monty Python did in their "How to Spot a Freemason" sketch? :D
Kath Adams You see someone who's set the Trannydar off, you approach them and say, in a really bright and cheerful manner
T-Dar! as if you were a crap magician producing a card from behind their ear.
When they look totally confused and say "What?" you give them a really big smile and say "I thought you looked a bit glum so I decided to make you smile" then beat a hasty retreat.
Obviously, what you'll miss out on is the fact that it did make them smile. Later, on the tube home, they decide to pass this goodness on and say to the bloke in the pinstripe suite T-Dar! who replies "wow, what a good spot! I'm a Per Una girl myself, you?
OMG, it works! How do I get a USB socket installed to I can get updates?
T-Dar! as if you were a crap magician producing a card from behind their ear.
When they look totally confused and say "What?" you give them a really big smile and say "I thought you looked a bit glum so I decided to make you smile" then beat a hasty retreat.
Obviously, what you'll miss out on is the fact that it did make them smile. Later, on the tube home, they decide to pass this goodness on and say to the bloke in the pinstripe suite T-Dar! who replies "wow, what a good spot! I'm a Per Una girl myself, you?
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