The appliance of schience

Ever eager to bring you news from the cutting edge of tranny technology, I give you The Razor Light that Induces Sleep.

No it's not their "Up All Night" album (ahahaha), I'm talking about a new kind of light-based epilation that rather than zapping hairs to death just sends them gently to sleep.

I love the fact that it's a bunch of researchers in the Netherlands that have patented this laid-back approach. "Hey guys! These lazersh are way too shtrong! Let's jusht shend the hairsh to shleep for a bit!"