TG Predictions for 2007
Oo-er, that curry made from week-old turkey didn't agree with me at all. I've been feverishly slipping in and out of conciousness all day.
On the up-side, I've been having some incredibly vivid and accurate visions of the coming year!
Read and take heed.
Television
Realising that "TG sells", Endemol populate the 2007 Big Brother house entirely with transsexuals, genderqueers and bonkers transvestites. The winner will be a tripolar male to female to male to female (MtFtMtF) pantranssexual who smokes constantly, faints when asked anything more complicated than "what's your name?" and speaks at a pitch only audible to dogs.
Births, Marriages and Deaths
The joyous marriage of Becky and Jane is marred when a criminal investigation is launched after eight tranny bridesmaids are "accidentally" poisoned during our wedding rehearsal.
Events
Friction between TV and TS camps descends into sectarian violence during Sparkle. Tempers start to fray on Friday evening when a Northern Concorde meeting is fire-bombed. A group calling themselves the "Provisional TVA" claim responsibility. On Saturday a snide comment about a contestant in Miss Sparkle being "hormone assisted" snowballs into rioting on Princess Street. By Sunday night the area has been brought under control by a joint Roses-Angels peacekeeping force, and work begins on removing the corpses from the canal.
The Web
In late January I finally give up dreaming up original content, and just start wholesale cutting-and-pasting Tranniefesto from 2004. Nobody realises until May. Including Siobhan.
Roses Forum will experiment with a new form of RSS feed that sends forum threads directly into the subscriber's brain. Calls to the Samaritans quadruple overnight.
Science
Theoretical gender scientists discover a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth sex. They provisionally name them Up, Bottom, Xena, Strange, and Joanna.
World Events
Due to the drain on the country's budget (caused by a small but extravagant minority), Finland bans cross-dressing during the hours of daylight. All five Finnish trannies decide to go on holiday during the three effected weeks.
That's all I've got for now. 2007 awaits, let's all get out there and make it happen!
On the up-side, I've been having some incredibly vivid and accurate visions of the coming year!
Read and take heed.
Television
Realising that "TG sells", Endemol populate the 2007 Big Brother house entirely with transsexuals, genderqueers and bonkers transvestites. The winner will be a tripolar male to female to male to female (MtFtMtF) pantranssexual who smokes constantly, faints when asked anything more complicated than "what's your name?" and speaks at a pitch only audible to dogs.
Births, Marriages and Deaths
The joyous marriage of Becky and Jane is marred when a criminal investigation is launched after eight tranny bridesmaids are "accidentally" poisoned during our wedding rehearsal.
Events
Friction between TV and TS camps descends into sectarian violence during Sparkle. Tempers start to fray on Friday evening when a Northern Concorde meeting is fire-bombed. A group calling themselves the "Provisional TVA" claim responsibility. On Saturday a snide comment about a contestant in Miss Sparkle being "hormone assisted" snowballs into rioting on Princess Street. By Sunday night the area has been brought under control by a joint Roses-Angels peacekeeping force, and work begins on removing the corpses from the canal.
The Web
In late January I finally give up dreaming up original content, and just start wholesale cutting-and-pasting Tranniefesto from 2004. Nobody realises until May. Including Siobhan.
Roses Forum will experiment with a new form of RSS feed that sends forum threads directly into the subscriber's brain. Calls to the Samaritans quadruple overnight.
Science
Theoretical gender scientists discover a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth sex. They provisionally name them Up, Bottom, Xena, Strange, and Joanna.
World Events
Due to the drain on the country's budget (caused by a small but extravagant minority), Finland bans cross-dressing during the hours of daylight. All five Finnish trannies decide to go on holiday during the three effected weeks.
That's all I've got for now. 2007 awaits, let's all get out there and make it happen!
It is safe to assume that those eight are the few in the world who are better looking than you?
Forget the bridesmaid problems. The big question is "Is Becky going to have a hen night?"
lOVE LEXIE xxx :o)
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