Is it just me...
... or does that woman who does the Shipping Forecast on Radio 4 sound really smug and spiteful? There's a definite hint of malice mixed in with the clipped RP.
Take for example this sample from tonight's forecast...
VIKING NORTH UTSIRE. NORTHERLY 6 TO GALE 8, OCCASIONALLY SEVERE GALE 9 AT FIRST. ROUGH OR VERY ROUGH, OCCASIONALLY HIGH. WINTRY SHOWERS. GOOD.
It's that "good" on the end. The self-satisfied way she says it makes it sounds like she's happy that there's going to be gales in the North Sea.
FISHER GERMAN BIGHT. NASTY CHILLY WIND THAT GOES RIGHT THROUGH YOU. GOOD.
TRAFALGAR. WE WON. BEAT THE FRENCHIES. GOOD.
BAILEY ROCKALL SHANNON. HURRICANE FORCE WINDS, 50 FOOT WAVES, SCORES OF DEAD FISHERMEN FLOATING IN SEA. GOOD. I'M GLAD. SERVES 'EM RIGHT.
Take for example this sample from tonight's forecast...
VIKING NORTH UTSIRE. NORTHERLY 6 TO GALE 8, OCCASIONALLY SEVERE GALE 9 AT FIRST. ROUGH OR VERY ROUGH, OCCASIONALLY HIGH. WINTRY SHOWERS. GOOD.
It's that "good" on the end. The self-satisfied way she says it makes it sounds like she's happy that there's going to be gales in the North Sea.
FISHER GERMAN BIGHT. NASTY CHILLY WIND THAT GOES RIGHT THROUGH YOU. GOOD.
TRAFALGAR. WE WON. BEAT THE FRENCHIES. GOOD.
BAILEY ROCKALL SHANNON. HURRICANE FORCE WINDS, 50 FOOT WAVES, SCORES OF DEAD FISHERMEN FLOATING IN SEA. GOOD. I'M GLAD. SERVES 'EM RIGHT.




No. It's not worth the effort.
However, I've yet to track down Spandau Ballet's version of "Sailing By".
I love being provocative. Kinda fires debate.
Everyone needs the Shipping Forecast - it's the National Lullaby™.
Manys the night I would drift off listening to the calming voices of the announcers who could even make the prospect of gale-force winds in Dogger sound soothing.
Until I discovered passing out on wine, that is
;-)
Tesco, Asda: Halfprice pizzas, good.
Aldi, Lidl, Netto: Shopping trolleys, veering westerly.
Morrisons: Tinned veg with occluded front, 35 miles.
Forgotten the rest...
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