Theo-illogical
Stegbeetle asks:
Assuming she exists, what single thing would you ask God, given the opportunity?
You made a mistake in addressing God as "she", Stegbeetle. It should be a capital S. ;-)
I'll use the more popular male pronouns in my reply though. The God I don't believe in might as well be male. :-)
But, assuming God exists, I'd ask Him why, during His seven day stint of creation, He went to so much effort to make it look like it had taken billions of years.
He'd probably come up with some baloney about it being a test of faith, and I'd be left wishing I'd phrased the question better.
Assuming she exists, what single thing would you ask God, given the opportunity?
You made a mistake in addressing God as "she", Stegbeetle. It should be a capital S. ;-)
I'll use the more popular male pronouns in my reply though. The God I don't believe in might as well be male. :-)
But, assuming God exists, I'd ask Him why, during His seven day stint of creation, He went to so much effort to make it look like it had taken billions of years.
He'd probably come up with some baloney about it being a test of faith, and I'd be left wishing I'd phrased the question better.
'Next, next, finish. Right, that's the Alps done. What's next?'
I'll say two "Hail Mary"s and three "Hello Dolly"s!
"sky",
"land and vegetation",
"stars",
"creatures and birds",
"livestock and man"
) ;
foreach($create as $day => $thing) {
$command = "touch ~/earth/".escapeshellarg($thing)
."; chmod 0766 ".escapeshellarg($thing) ;
if(strpos("man", $thing) !== false) { $command .= "--image \"in\\ own\"" ; }
exec($command) ;
echo $thing." is good\n" ;
}
sleep(86400) ;
I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
// Mr Douglas Adams.
As far as a question... Hmm.
"What the devil are you?"
:-)
Carolyn Ann
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