Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #9

Mwahahahaha. Evil Becky here, Becky's nefarious identical twin. Nobody knows why I went evil, it was probably because I was given exactly the same name as my sister except for the word "Evil" at the beginning. That'd screw anyone up.

Anyway, on with my bulging sack (fnarr) of mail wot Becky's too polite, demure and goddamn ladylike to answer herself. Names changed to protect the guilty, as per usual.

Dave Lea <daveandclare.lea@btinternet.com> writes:

hi becky,just seen your web page,
i have an ambition to sometime meet a tranny,
i very often come to kynns lynn,
txt me sometime on 07900XXXXXX
thanks dave,

Evil Becky replies:

Dear DLT,

Okay I might be jumping to conclusions here, Dave, but I'm guessing by "meet" you mean "have sexual relations with"; and by "ambition" you mean "all-consuming trouser-rupturing lust".

With that in mind, in future you might want to a) avoid putting your mobile number on emails to trannies who have dubious ideas with regards to privacy and own a website; and b) send that email from an address that clearly mentions your wife's name. Nob.