More movie mashups
That got me thinking... how about cross-breeding some other movies?
Dawn of the Dead Poets Society
A mysterious virus sweeps a private school causing all the boys to stand zombie-like on desks.
Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A family's cross-country road trip is disrupted by continuously having their brains wiped.
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
"Miss Dashwood, Elinor. I must talk to you. Something of great importance I need to tell you... I see dead people."
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
Touching animated family movie portraying the gory aftermath of a botched jewellery heist.
Funny Face/Off
Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire swap faces and identities in an ultra-violent romantic musical thriller.
That's five. Any more? :-)
Dawn of the Dead Poets Society
A mysterious virus sweeps a private school causing all the boys to stand zombie-like on desks.
Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A family's cross-country road trip is disrupted by continuously having their brains wiped.
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
"Miss Dashwood, Elinor. I must talk to you. Something of great importance I need to tell you... I see dead people."
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
Touching animated family movie portraying the gory aftermath of a botched jewellery heist.
Funny Face/Off
Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire swap faces and identities in an ultra-violent romantic musical thriller.
That's five. Any more? :-)
Singing in the Rain Man
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovitch
O, Lucky Manchurian Candidate (cheating a bit there)
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Best in Showgirls?
I dread to think up the taglines :)
Luke Skywalker goes back in time and has to get his parents together, includes a funny scene where he sneaks into Anakins bedroom in a Darth Vader costume :)
Debbie does Toy story : Naughty goings on in the toy cupboard with Woody & Buzz.
Cujo come home : A dogs murderous journey home.
Taka the Terminator. Cyborg otter . Cool.
Carry on up Schindlers list : erm...no. on second thoughts , bad idea.
Watch chav'd up Honda Civics get blown up in glorious thermograph.
On Deadly Ground-hog Day:
Bill Murray is unkillable... and he's p*ssed off.
Evil Dead Poets Society:
Groovy :)
It's been a bit of a lumpy few days on Planet Helen and this thread is such a treat, a real cheer-up.
Thank you all
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I would pay good money to see that!
My entries:
An Elephant Man For All Seasons
- plucky but ultimately doomed Lord Chancellor eventually loses bizarrely deformed head.
Das Kinky Boots
- drag queen hilariously and ultimately heart-warmingly trapped with German U-Boat crew in tense World War 2 drama.
Alien3 Coins In The Fountain
- Murderous Xenomorph seeks love in picturesque 1950s Rome.
I Know What You Did Last Summer Holiday
- Cliff Richard and The Shadows run over sinister fisherman in bloody but satisfying slasher revemge musical.
Lord Of The RIng
- Hairy footed midget comes across a mysterious videotape that signals death for all who watch it.
Jaws - The Revenge of the Sith
- two unnecessary sequels in one
etc etc
I think "Das Kinky Boots" is my fave so far.
Chimp Jury!
Big Mommas House of Wax - students take refuge in a house owned by a sadistic murderer in a fat woman suit.
Men in Black Beauty - Aliens abduct the famous horse.
Freddie vs Jason vs Alien vs Predator - no plot just Kerching as 4 big franchises go head to head ....
Ocean's Twelve Monkeys - The bank robbers go time travelling
Rocky Balboa and Bullwinkle - His final fight...a giant moose.
Theres Something about Mary Poppins - Gross out comedy about a nanny. There's more than a spoonful of sugar in that hair gel...
The Incredible Shrinking Man About The House
The Killing of Sister George and Mildred
Paradise Lost In Translation
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold Mountain
Groundhog Day Of The Jackal (a hitman keeps killing General DeGaulle every day)
Saving Private Ryan's Daughter
Priscilla, Queen of The Desert Fox
The Great Escape From The Planet of the Apes
Dr. No Sex Please We're British
From Russia With Love, Actually
What About Bob And Carol And Ted And Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
A Room With A View To A Kill - James Bonds lesser known period drama
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe Creek - Richard Burton and Liz Taylor get lost in the Australian Outback
Saturday Night Fever Pitch - John Travolta goes dancing after watching football
Shaun of the Dead Calm - A Rom Zom Com, on a Boat.
The Good The Bad And The Ugly Betty, Three desperate men go in search of a fortune and end up working for a fashion magazine with hilarious results.
And yet to be released
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Howards End - Capt Jack Sparrow must fight Emma Thompson and Helena Bonham Carter
Who Framed Roger Rabbit-proof Fence?
Bridget Jones: the Rise of the Machines.
Gangs of Chicago. (Teams of hoodlums fight to the death to prevent Richard Gere singing)
The Man With Two Mules For Sister Sarah.
The Silence Of The Commitments.
OMG. It's Clllliiiiff. :)
Biker Boys Don't Cry:
Hilary Swank 'blokes up' in a sensitive portrail of a gender confused motorcycle courier. (sigh - we've all been there haven't we?)
Team TransAmerica: World Police
Post modern trans flick (women playing men wanting to be women - but they're puppets). Feature touching performances from the rest of the cast of Desperate Housewives and lots of AirFix 'shock & awe' model explosions.
It's a Wonderful Life of Brian:
He's not a dead bloke on a bridge, he's a very naughty boy.
And finally.. but not quite a proper mashup:
The Matrix Rejigged:
Michael Flatly is master hacker O'Neo in this Riverdance edition of the cult flick.
For what a young madchen is in the Army risking her life for the schmucks?
Sorry, I'm all-out of Imagination...
"Oh I say darling, you seem to have something in your compound eye..."
It took me ten months to think of that!
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