British Trannying: time for a rethink

So once again Britain makes an ignominious exit from an international competition. I was shocked and appalled, but not entirely surprised. It's just yet another example of Britain being outclassed in an activity that we practically invented.

It was hardly Leah's fault, she was up against insurmountable odds and huge competition, from countries with governments that take trannying seriously. A lot of those other girls were obviously the product of intensive training regimes from childhood (I also wouldn't be at all surprised if some of them were drug assisted)!

We might mock the Pacific Rim states for their high-pressure training techniques, but with results like that, who can argue with them?

Two problems need to be resolved immediately, in my view. Firstly, British Trannying needs to get wise to sponsorship opportunities. To cross-dress at an international level these days requires money, and lots of it. Leah may have been rightly lauded for being the only girl in the competition to make her own costume, but the day of the self-financed gentleman tranny is over. After all, would you expect Fernando Alonso to roll up to the starting line in a car he made at home? And am I the only one who saw Leah's fabulous unfolding fairy-light costume and immediately thought "there's an ideal spot in the middle for a Tescos logo"?

Secondly: education, education, education. Britain needs a national training programme starting now if we are to have any hope of competing in the world arena. National Lottery funding should be diverted into setting up several Academies of Tranny Excellence, to identify and nurture the promising tranny talent. Spotted young enough, and given the right tuition, our young girly-boys of today could be the world-class ladyboys of tomorrow!