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TROUSERFALL
EnVerite interactive transgendered fiction
Copyright (C) 2007 by Becky Enverite. All rights reserved.
Release 1 / Serial Number 0001
Hotel Room
You are in a hotel room. Every flat surface is covered with clothes, makeup and miscellaneous detritus. On one wall is hung a mirror, above a dresser with two drawers. There is an exit to the south, and a door to the bathroom to the west.
There is a bottle of wine here.
There is some more make-up here.
>INVENTORY
You have:
a handbag
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
an unsuitable top (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a wig (worn)
>GO SOUTH
You're not leaving the room looking like this. Have you seen yourself?
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look awful. Your make-up is terrible. You look like a man in a wig.
>TAKE MORE MAKEUP
You now have the extra make-up.
>WEAR MAKEUP
You are already wearing that.
>WEAR MORE MAKEUP
You really think wearing MORE make-up is going to help?
>TAKE WINE
You now have the bottle of wine.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look fairly bad. Your make-up needs a lot of work. You look like an ugly woman in a wig.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look kinda OK. Your make-up isn't that bad. You look like a woman wearing too much make-up.
>SAVE
Save game successful.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look fabulous! Your make-up is just right, not too much, not too little. You look like a damn sexy woman.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some more wine. You fall over and pass out.
Game Over.
Would you like to start over, restore a saved game, or quit?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT): > RESTORE
Hotel Room
You are in a hotel room. Every flat surface is covered with clothes, make-up and miscellaneous detritus. On one wall is hung a mirror, above a dresser with two drawers. There is an exit to the south, and a door to the bathroom to the west.
>GO SOUTH
You still feel that you're not suitable to be out in public.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>GO SOUTH
Are you sure you want to go out carrying an armful of make-up?
>DROP MAKEUP
You drop the make-up on the floor. You can sort that out in the morning.
>DROP WINE
You go to drop the wine but your hand doesn't seem to want to unclasp from it. You decide to hang on to it for the time being.
>GO SOUTH
Emboldened by just enough alcohol, you storm out of the door. The door closes behind you with a "click".
Hotel Corridor
The corridor continues to the east. There is a door to the north marked "room 404". There is a door to the south marked "room 403".
>GO NORTH
The door is locked. Shit. I hope you remembered to pick up your room key!
>OPEN HANDBAG
Opening your handbag reveals a camera, even more make-up, handbag fluff, some money, and a hotel room keycard (thank f*ck for that).
>CLOSE HANDBAG
You close the handbag.
>GO EAST
Hotel Corridor
The corridor continues to the east and west. There is a door to the north marked "room 402". There is a door to the south marked "room 401".
>GO EAST
Elevator Lobby
You are in the elevator lobby. There are corridors to the east and west. There is an elevator door to the south. Next to the door is a button.
>PRESS BUTTON
You press the button. It lights up. The electronic sign above the door indicates that an elevator is descending from above.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator is getting closer.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator is getting closer.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator arrives and the door opens. A disembodied voice says "Fourth Floor".
>GO SOUTH
Elevator
You are in an elevator. The door to the north is open.
A Bemused Elderly American Couple are here, staring straight forward.
>SAY "HELLO" TO THE YANKS
I can't see any the yanks here.
>OOPS COUPLE
You say hello to the Bemused Elderly American Couple. They don't seem to hear you.
>SAY "GOING DOWN?" TO COUPLE
You say "going down?" in what you think is an amusingly suggestive manner to the Bemused Elderly American Couple. The wife faints.
The door of the elevator closes, and you feel it start to descend.
>LOOK
Elevator
You are in an elevator. The door to the north is closed. A Bemused Elderly American Couple are here. The husband is fanning the wife with a map of London.
>GIVE WINE TO COUPLE
You offer the nearly empty bottle of wine to the Bemused Elderly American Couple.
The Bemused Elderly American Couple don't appear to want that.
>WAIT
The wife of the Bemused Elderly American Couple appears to be coming round.
>WAIT
The elevator stops. The door opens. A disembodied voice says "Second Floor".
An Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny enters from the North.
The wife of the Bemused Elderly American Couple faints again.
>SAY "HELLO" TO GOTH TRANNY
You say "hello" to the Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny. She grins warmly and shows a stunning number of teeth framed by black lipstick. You unaccountably feel better about the world.
The door of the elevator closes, and you feel it start to descend.
>GIVE WINE TO GOTH TRANNY
The Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny takes the bottle of wine, downs it's remaining contents, and drops the empty bottle in the corner of the elevator.
"Thanks, are you off to the club?"
>REPLY "YES"
"Cool, do you need a lift?"
>REPLY "YES"
You reach the lobby and follow The Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny to her car parked outside, who then whisks you to the Tranny Club.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
EnVerite interactive transgendered fiction
Copyright (C) 2007 by Becky Enverite. All rights reserved.
Release 1 / Serial Number 0001
Hotel Room
You are in a hotel room. Every flat surface is covered with clothes, makeup and miscellaneous detritus. On one wall is hung a mirror, above a dresser with two drawers. There is an exit to the south, and a door to the bathroom to the west.
There is a bottle of wine here.
There is some more make-up here.
>INVENTORY
You have:
a handbag
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
an unsuitable top (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a wig (worn)
>GO SOUTH
You're not leaving the room looking like this. Have you seen yourself?
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look awful. Your make-up is terrible. You look like a man in a wig.
>TAKE MORE MAKEUP
You now have the extra make-up.
>WEAR MAKEUP
You are already wearing that.
>WEAR MORE MAKEUP
You really think wearing MORE make-up is going to help?
>TAKE WINE
You now have the bottle of wine.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look fairly bad. Your make-up needs a lot of work. You look like an ugly woman in a wig.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look kinda OK. Your make-up isn't that bad. You look like a woman wearing too much make-up.
>SAVE
Save game successful.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>LOOK IN MIRROR
You look fabulous! Your make-up is just right, not too much, not too little. You look like a damn sexy woman.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some more wine. You fall over and pass out.
Game Over.
Would you like to start over, restore a saved game, or quit?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT): > RESTORE
Hotel Room
You are in a hotel room. Every flat surface is covered with clothes, make-up and miscellaneous detritus. On one wall is hung a mirror, above a dresser with two drawers. There is an exit to the south, and a door to the bathroom to the west.
>GO SOUTH
You still feel that you're not suitable to be out in public.
>DRINK WINE
You drink some wine. Everything seems a little better.
>GO SOUTH
Are you sure you want to go out carrying an armful of make-up?
>DROP MAKEUP
You drop the make-up on the floor. You can sort that out in the morning.
>DROP WINE
You go to drop the wine but your hand doesn't seem to want to unclasp from it. You decide to hang on to it for the time being.
>GO SOUTH
Emboldened by just enough alcohol, you storm out of the door. The door closes behind you with a "click".
Hotel Corridor
The corridor continues to the east. There is a door to the north marked "room 404". There is a door to the south marked "room 403".
>GO NORTH
The door is locked. Shit. I hope you remembered to pick up your room key!
>OPEN HANDBAG
Opening your handbag reveals a camera, even more make-up, handbag fluff, some money, and a hotel room keycard (thank f*ck for that).
>CLOSE HANDBAG
You close the handbag.
>GO EAST
Hotel Corridor
The corridor continues to the east and west. There is a door to the north marked "room 402". There is a door to the south marked "room 401".
>GO EAST
Elevator Lobby
You are in the elevator lobby. There are corridors to the east and west. There is an elevator door to the south. Next to the door is a button.
>PRESS BUTTON
You press the button. It lights up. The electronic sign above the door indicates that an elevator is descending from above.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator is getting closer.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator is getting closer.
>WAIT
You wait. The elevator arrives and the door opens. A disembodied voice says "Fourth Floor".
>GO SOUTH
Elevator
You are in an elevator. The door to the north is open.
A Bemused Elderly American Couple are here, staring straight forward.
>SAY "HELLO" TO THE YANKS
I can't see any the yanks here.
>OOPS COUPLE
You say hello to the Bemused Elderly American Couple. They don't seem to hear you.
>SAY "GOING DOWN?" TO COUPLE
You say "going down?" in what you think is an amusingly suggestive manner to the Bemused Elderly American Couple. The wife faints.
The door of the elevator closes, and you feel it start to descend.
>LOOK
Elevator
You are in an elevator. The door to the north is closed. A Bemused Elderly American Couple are here. The husband is fanning the wife with a map of London.
>GIVE WINE TO COUPLE
You offer the nearly empty bottle of wine to the Bemused Elderly American Couple.
The Bemused Elderly American Couple don't appear to want that.
>WAIT
The wife of the Bemused Elderly American Couple appears to be coming round.
>WAIT
The elevator stops. The door opens. A disembodied voice says "Second Floor".
An Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny enters from the North.
The wife of the Bemused Elderly American Couple faints again.
>SAY "HELLO" TO GOTH TRANNY
You say "hello" to the Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny. She grins warmly and shows a stunning number of teeth framed by black lipstick. You unaccountably feel better about the world.
The door of the elevator closes, and you feel it start to descend.
>GIVE WINE TO GOTH TRANNY
The Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny takes the bottle of wine, downs it's remaining contents, and drops the empty bottle in the corner of the elevator.
"Thanks, are you off to the club?"
>REPLY "YES"
"Cool, do you need a lift?"
>REPLY "YES"
You reach the lobby and follow The Amazingly Tall Goth Tranny to her car parked outside, who then whisks you to the Tranny Club.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
You cannot More
>y
You cannot y
>Y
You cannot Y
>YES!
You cannot YES!
>Yes
An orc enters the Tranny Club
Type 'Yes' to continue
Only TG material I ever saw in an Interactive Fiction game was the very kinky Depravity Bites. A link is inappropriate, but I'm sure you can Google it...
Even so, we had those dyslexic keyboards even then. You'd think technology would have improved and we can have keyboards that can speel by noow.
I must dig out my 'Beeb', and a cassette player, and all the leads, and re-tune the tele'...
I think I'm going off the idea.
Tip, don't examine the Orc, chances are it'll be better made up than us and wearing a posher frock.
Bitch. :)
>MORE
>MORE
>MORE
You know, the first time I ever used the name "Siobhan" online was in a very similar MUD one day in Nottingham.
I can feel the nostalgia welling in my pants
Share and enjoy!
I still play interactive fiction occasionally.
so... MORE [Press space to continue.]
Watch out World of Warcraft, World of Trannies is on its way.
You now have real breasts.
> PLUGH
They are still 'C' cup. Don't push your luck.
Looks like time to wheel the teleprinters and accoustic couplers down to the Fox and Hounds when you get it on line!
I remember playing The Pawn on the Atari. I think I probably spent more time trying to unravel the text interpreter, when instead of "go down" you needed to type "carefully descend the rocky ravine", and yet in another scene, all you needed was "exit maze".
Wait, come back, not that you silly bitch!
Brilliant, Brilliant and 10.10
By the way can someone tell me which hotel that is?
Julie
XX
I need to lie down in a darkened room, one with a bed to the north and a light switch
10 INPUT a$
20 DISPLAY "I do not understand that"
30 GOTO 10
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