Please insert disk 2 of 14
TROUSERFALL
EnVerite interactive transgendered fiction
Copyright (C) 2007 by Becky Enverite. All rights reserved.
Release 1 / Serial Number 0001
CHAPTER TWO
Bar
You are in the bar area of the tranny club. The bar is to the north, behind which is a barman serving drinks. There is a seating area to the west, and a dance floor to the east. The exit is to the south.
The Goth Tranny says "I've just seen a friend. Have a nice night!"
The Goth Tranny heads eastward and disappears into the crowd.
>BUY DRINK
The Barman starts to pour you a glass of wine and says "that will be £3 please love".
>GIVE MONEY TO BARMAN
You don't have that.
>INVENTORY
You have:
no wine
an unsuitable top (worn)
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a wig (worn)
an unfamiliar and strangely bumpy black handbag
>EXAMINE HANDBAG
A cursory examination of the handbag reveals it's certainly not yours, you probably accidently picked up the Goth Tranny's handbag.
>OPEN HANDBAG
Opening the goth handbag reveals a hairbrush, an eyeliner, a dark lipstick, goth handbag fluff, and some money.
>GIVE MONEY TO BARMAN
What the hell, you can always pay her back later. You give £3 of the Goth Tranny's money to the barman and he hands you a glass of wine.
>DRINK WINE
You drink the glass of wine. It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
A Trollish Tranny enters from the south. She immediately spots you and comes over.
"Hello! I thought you said you'd moved to an oil rig!"
>GO WEST
Seating Area
This is a large seating area containing several tables. Large crowds of trannies and other types are here. There is a door to the north. There is a bar area to the east.
The sole piece of decoration is a balloon, tied to a weight on one of the tables.
Sitting at one of the tables is a Dwarfish Tranny.
Standing chatting to a group of friends is what appears to be either a Very Pretty Tranny or a Very Pretty Real Girl.
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY TRANNY
I'm not sure if it IS a tranny!
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY REAL GRIL
I'm not sure if it IS a Real Girl! All I know is, it's a person!
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY PERSON
She is beautiful. Just from looks you can't work out for certain if she's really a boy or not. You get the sudden urge to go over and chat to her.
The Trollish Tranny enters from the east.
"Oh this is where you went! This bar furniture kind of reminds me of the passenger lounge at Stevenage station. Before the 1997 refurbishment, of course."
The Very Pretty Person seems to shudder at the sound of the Trollish Tranny's voice and immediately heads east.
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Bar Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person sees the Trollish Tranny and heads east.
The Trollish Tranny says "Seems quiet tonight. I wonder if everyone's been held up by the roadworks on the A1492. It's only blocked northbound, but of course that has a knock-effect on the A1495, and then... heheh... it's basically every man for himself all the way down to the B14821!"
>SAY "GOODBYE" TO THE TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny doesn't seem to understand that.
The Dwarfish Tranny enters from the West.
>SAY "GO AWAY" TO THE TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny doesn't seem to understand that.
The Dwarfish Tranny sits down and sings about gold.
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Dance Floor
Disco lights play off shadowy bodies. Everyone is dancing. There is a bar to the west.
The Very Pretty Person skirts past you and your friend and heads west.
There is a DJ here, playing a song by the Pet Shop Boys.
>GO WEST
No, actually I think it's "Suburbia".
>GO WEST
Oh I see what you mean, sorry. You go west. The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Bar Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person sees the Trollish Tranny and heads east.
The Trollish Tranny says "Did I ever tell you about my model aeroplane collection?"
>GO WEST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Seating Area
The Dwarfish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says "What's your favourite type of traction engine?"
>LOOK
Seating Area
This is a large seating area containing several tables. Large crowds of trannies and other types are here. There is a door to the north. There is a bar area to the east.
The sole piece of decoration is a balloon, tied to a weight on one of the tables.
Sitting at one of the tables is a Dwarfish Tranny.
>TAKE BALLOON
You untie the balloon from it's weight and take it.
>EXAMINE BALLOON
It's just a balloon. It's kinda pink.
>GO NORTH
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Corridor
This area seems to have been used by some trannies to get changed. Discarded items of male clothing are piled along the walls. There is a door to the north marked "Gents". There is a door to the east marked "Ladies". There is a door to the west marked "Other".
There is a discarded wig here.
There is a pair of glasses here.
There is a ring here.
There is a Giant Tranny here, standing by the door to the west.
>TAKE ALL
You take the wig. It's a strawberry blonde one, completely unlike the deep copper one you're wearing.
You take the pair of glasses. They're Dame Edna style. The Trollish Tranny Says "Ooooh! They look fun!"
You take the ring.
>WEAR RING
Nothing happens. It's not that kind of game. Dumbass.
>EXAMINE GLASSES
They're quite elaborate and girly.
The Trollish Tranny says "Oooh, they look a lot better than these old NHS things. But I need a very strong prescription."
>GIVE GLASSES TO TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny takes off her NHS glasses puts on the Dame Edna ones.
"How do I look?"
>SAY "FANTASTIC" TO TROLLISH TRANNY
"Really? Cool. Can't see a bloody thing though. You're a blur! I only know it's you from your ginger hair!"
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny says "I'd better not follow you into the loos! People will talk!"
You stride confidently into the Ladies' Toilets, quietly proud of your flagrant disregard of the taboos of society. You're a tranny risk-taker! A TG trailblazer! A gender pioneer!!
Ladies Loos
There are 20 other trannies here.
>INVENTORY
Before you can do anything another tranny pushes past and you get jostled back into the corridor.
Corridor
The Trollish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says "Couldn't go? I'm like that when in company!"
>GO NORTH
The door to the north is locked.
The Trollish Tranny says "You don't want to use the men's toilets anyway. We're LADIES!"
>GO WEST
You go to enter the door marked "Other" but the Giant Tranny blocks your path.
"Dis toilet are specially reser-ved for intersex people only," she says. "You can only en-ter if you haf an..."
She reads from a piece of paper.
"Uni... que chromo... sone combination"
>SAY "I AM INTERSEX" TO GIANT TRANNY
"Oh yeah? Wot's your chromosomes den?"
>SAY "XY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny laughs. "Dat not unique! I hav dat!"
>SAY "XXY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny shrugs. "Don't sound dat unique to me!"
>SAY "XYZZY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny gasps. "Wow! Dat is unique!"
The Giant Tranny disappears.
>GO WEST
The Trollish Tranny says "I'd better not follow you into the loos! People will talk!"
Intersex Loo
It looks like pretty much any loo you've seen before. There is a door to the east.
>INVENTORY
You have:
no wine
an unsuitable top (worn)
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a copper wig (worn)
a ring (worn)
a pink balloon
a blonde wig
a goth handbag
a hairbrush
an eyeliner
a dark lipstick
goth handbag fluff
some money
>REMOVE WIG
You remove your wig. It's a bit sweaty.
>PUT WIG ON BALLOON
You place the wig on the balloon. It bobs a bit lower, but remarkably stays afloat.
>DRAW FACE ON BALLOON
Using the eyeliner and lipstick, and your l33t makeup skillz, you draw a face on the balloon.
>EXAMINE BALLOON
It has a copper wig plonked on the top and a face drawn on it. It kind of vaguely slightly sort-of looks like you.
>GO EAST
What, step out in company without a wig on? No way!
>WEAR BLONDE WIG
You put on the blonde wig. Hopefully you'll have more fun now.
>GO EAST
Corridor
The Trollish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says to the balloon "You were ages! Bladder problems?"
>DROP BALLOON
Weighed down by the wig, the balloon drifts slowly floorwards.
The Trollish Tranny says "That's it! No more Bacardi Breezers for you, missy!"
>GO SOUTH
You go south. The Trollish Tranny stays talking to the balloon.
Seating Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person seems to be coming over to talk to you.
>SAVE
Do you want overwrite your existing save (Yes/No)?
EnVerite interactive transgendered fiction
Copyright (C) 2007 by Becky Enverite. All rights reserved.
Release 1 / Serial Number 0001
CHAPTER TWO
Bar
You are in the bar area of the tranny club. The bar is to the north, behind which is a barman serving drinks. There is a seating area to the west, and a dance floor to the east. The exit is to the south.
The Goth Tranny says "I've just seen a friend. Have a nice night!"
The Goth Tranny heads eastward and disappears into the crowd.
>BUY DRINK
The Barman starts to pour you a glass of wine and says "that will be £3 please love".
>GIVE MONEY TO BARMAN
You don't have that.
>INVENTORY
You have:
no wine
an unsuitable top (worn)
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a wig (worn)
an unfamiliar and strangely bumpy black handbag
>EXAMINE HANDBAG
A cursory examination of the handbag reveals it's certainly not yours, you probably accidently picked up the Goth Tranny's handbag.
>OPEN HANDBAG
Opening the goth handbag reveals a hairbrush, an eyeliner, a dark lipstick, goth handbag fluff, and some money.
>GIVE MONEY TO BARMAN
What the hell, you can always pay her back later. You give £3 of the Goth Tranny's money to the barman and he hands you a glass of wine.
>DRINK WINE
You drink the glass of wine. It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
A Trollish Tranny enters from the south. She immediately spots you and comes over.
"Hello! I thought you said you'd moved to an oil rig!"
>GO WEST
Seating Area
This is a large seating area containing several tables. Large crowds of trannies and other types are here. There is a door to the north. There is a bar area to the east.
The sole piece of decoration is a balloon, tied to a weight on one of the tables.
Sitting at one of the tables is a Dwarfish Tranny.
Standing chatting to a group of friends is what appears to be either a Very Pretty Tranny or a Very Pretty Real Girl.
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY TRANNY
I'm not sure if it IS a tranny!
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY REAL GRIL
I'm not sure if it IS a Real Girl! All I know is, it's a person!
>EXAMINE VERY PRETTY PERSON
She is beautiful. Just from looks you can't work out for certain if she's really a boy or not. You get the sudden urge to go over and chat to her.
The Trollish Tranny enters from the east.
"Oh this is where you went! This bar furniture kind of reminds me of the passenger lounge at Stevenage station. Before the 1997 refurbishment, of course."
The Very Pretty Person seems to shudder at the sound of the Trollish Tranny's voice and immediately heads east.
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Bar Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person sees the Trollish Tranny and heads east.
The Trollish Tranny says "Seems quiet tonight. I wonder if everyone's been held up by the roadworks on the A1492. It's only blocked northbound, but of course that has a knock-effect on the A1495, and then... heheh... it's basically every man for himself all the way down to the B14821!"
>SAY "GOODBYE" TO THE TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny doesn't seem to understand that.
The Dwarfish Tranny enters from the West.
>SAY "GO AWAY" TO THE TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny doesn't seem to understand that.
The Dwarfish Tranny sits down and sings about gold.
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Dance Floor
Disco lights play off shadowy bodies. Everyone is dancing. There is a bar to the west.
The Very Pretty Person skirts past you and your friend and heads west.
There is a DJ here, playing a song by the Pet Shop Boys.
>GO WEST
No, actually I think it's "Suburbia".
>GO WEST
Oh I see what you mean, sorry. You go west. The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Bar Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person sees the Trollish Tranny and heads east.
The Trollish Tranny says "Did I ever tell you about my model aeroplane collection?"
>GO WEST
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Seating Area
The Dwarfish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says "What's your favourite type of traction engine?"
>LOOK
Seating Area
This is a large seating area containing several tables. Large crowds of trannies and other types are here. There is a door to the north. There is a bar area to the east.
The sole piece of decoration is a balloon, tied to a weight on one of the tables.
Sitting at one of the tables is a Dwarfish Tranny.
>TAKE BALLOON
You untie the balloon from it's weight and take it.
>EXAMINE BALLOON
It's just a balloon. It's kinda pink.
>GO NORTH
The Trollish Tranny follows you.
Corridor
This area seems to have been used by some trannies to get changed. Discarded items of male clothing are piled along the walls. There is a door to the north marked "Gents". There is a door to the east marked "Ladies". There is a door to the west marked "Other".
There is a discarded wig here.
There is a pair of glasses here.
There is a ring here.
There is a Giant Tranny here, standing by the door to the west.
>TAKE ALL
You take the wig. It's a strawberry blonde one, completely unlike the deep copper one you're wearing.
You take the pair of glasses. They're Dame Edna style. The Trollish Tranny Says "Ooooh! They look fun!"
You take the ring.
>WEAR RING
Nothing happens. It's not that kind of game. Dumbass.
>EXAMINE GLASSES
They're quite elaborate and girly.
The Trollish Tranny says "Oooh, they look a lot better than these old NHS things. But I need a very strong prescription."
>GIVE GLASSES TO TROLLISH TRANNY
The Trollish Tranny takes off her NHS glasses puts on the Dame Edna ones.
"How do I look?"
>SAY "FANTASTIC" TO TROLLISH TRANNY
"Really? Cool. Can't see a bloody thing though. You're a blur! I only know it's you from your ginger hair!"
>GO EAST
The Trollish Tranny says "I'd better not follow you into the loos! People will talk!"
You stride confidently into the Ladies' Toilets, quietly proud of your flagrant disregard of the taboos of society. You're a tranny risk-taker! A TG trailblazer! A gender pioneer!!
Ladies Loos
There are 20 other trannies here.
>INVENTORY
Before you can do anything another tranny pushes past and you get jostled back into the corridor.
Corridor
The Trollish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says "Couldn't go? I'm like that when in company!"
>GO NORTH
The door to the north is locked.
The Trollish Tranny says "You don't want to use the men's toilets anyway. We're LADIES!"
>GO WEST
You go to enter the door marked "Other" but the Giant Tranny blocks your path.
"Dis toilet are specially reser-ved for intersex people only," she says. "You can only en-ter if you haf an..."
She reads from a piece of paper.
"Uni... que chromo... sone combination"
>SAY "I AM INTERSEX" TO GIANT TRANNY
"Oh yeah? Wot's your chromosomes den?"
>SAY "XY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny laughs. "Dat not unique! I hav dat!"
>SAY "XXY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny shrugs. "Don't sound dat unique to me!"
>SAY "XYZZY" TO GIANT TRANNY
The Giant Tranny gasps. "Wow! Dat is unique!"
The Giant Tranny disappears.
>GO WEST
The Trollish Tranny says "I'd better not follow you into the loos! People will talk!"
Intersex Loo
It looks like pretty much any loo you've seen before. There is a door to the east.
>INVENTORY
You have:
no wine
an unsuitable top (worn)
an unsuitable skirt (worn)
unsuitable shoes (worn)
an infeasible amount of make-up (worn)
a copper wig (worn)
a ring (worn)
a pink balloon
a blonde wig
a goth handbag
a hairbrush
an eyeliner
a dark lipstick
goth handbag fluff
some money
>REMOVE WIG
You remove your wig. It's a bit sweaty.
>PUT WIG ON BALLOON
You place the wig on the balloon. It bobs a bit lower, but remarkably stays afloat.
>DRAW FACE ON BALLOON
Using the eyeliner and lipstick, and your l33t makeup skillz, you draw a face on the balloon.
>EXAMINE BALLOON
It has a copper wig plonked on the top and a face drawn on it. It kind of vaguely slightly sort-of looks like you.
>GO EAST
What, step out in company without a wig on? No way!
>WEAR BLONDE WIG
You put on the blonde wig. Hopefully you'll have more fun now.
>GO EAST
Corridor
The Trollish Tranny is here.
The Trollish Tranny says to the balloon "You were ages! Bladder problems?"
>DROP BALLOON
Weighed down by the wig, the balloon drifts slowly floorwards.
The Trollish Tranny says "That's it! No more Bacardi Breezers for you, missy!"
>GO SOUTH
You go south. The Trollish Tranny stays talking to the balloon.
Seating Area
The Very Pretty Person is here.
The Very Pretty Person seems to be coming over to talk to you.
>SAVE
Do you want overwrite your existing save (Yes/No)?
That's actually the end... basically because I've run out of horrendously geeky text adventure in-jokes. :-)
But lets have a little competition, if you grew up with the same kinds of electronic entertainment as me, how many references can you spot?
Oh fluff and a drink not quite entirely unlike tea, HitchHikers guide to the Galaxy, plus multiple refereces to the Hobbit says one sad old geek.
Must be the wine.
(Oh, and this is An Utterly Fabulous Thing. Thank you.)
Well spotted though. I think I'll put the skirt back in... for, er, completeness!
Chapter 4: A Late Night Trip to the Postbox?
So how long before someone takes this a bit further and creates TrannyMUD? :)
I bet you don't see that on the next Persil ad. :-D
One thing surprisingly missing from the Goth handbag: The spray scent that smells like fly spray.
:-P
Becky, you are a GENIUS!
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