Houston, we have a problem

T Minus 60 Minutes
Errrr it's a lovely day here in Becky's brain command centre. Winds are errrrr light southwesterly, perfect conditions for a dressing-up and makeup session and we're looking forward to a hitch-free launch... Roger that left brain, right brain standing by.

T Minus 30 Minutes
...Errrrr we're getting a lot of fuzz here, right brain, could we get an errrr ETA for the shaving... Yes control, subject is beginning to shave now, we're looking at about 5 minutes until completion ... roger that.

T Minus 20 Minutes
..Becky is reporting that she has "nothing to wear", repeat "nothing to wear", over ... Roger that. Errrr I suggest checking clothes stashes 3 to 7

T Minus 10 Minutes
Errrrr can I get a confirmation on the tranny levels? I'm getting some strange readings here... Confirm that, tranny levels do seem to be dropping, may be just a faulty sensor, I'll look into it...

T Minus 1 Minutes
It's looking better here, we've got errrrr all of the clothes in place, system check... boobs... check... hair .... here ... makeup ... check... okay we're go for main makeover...

T minus 10 seconds
Main tranny engine start...

9
Err... these tranny levels...

8
...they're not looking good...

7
This is eyebrow control...

6
...eyebrows are not plucked repeat NOT plucked...

5
...tranny levels are bottoming out...

4
Err we're going to need to abort...

3
Abort abort, cancel makeover...

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(Launch re-scheduled for "when Becky feels more like it")