New chapter heading: Married

Madrid Airport's wifi has given me the first opportunity since last Friday to fire a quick blog post to say a few things and allay any worries you may have had that Jane had devoured me mantis-like the moment vows were exchanged.

Yep, I'm a married man now. I don't feel any different, really. It still hasn't sunk in, even two days in. I did say to a cabin crew member "is it okay if my wife swaps seats to sit next to me?" which sounded kinda weird. Part of me expected her to reply "Wife? You can't be married, you're mentally still only six!"

Thanks to everyone who's taken the time to comment, email, text, phone, or write to congratulate us, it's been really nice and I'll reply properly soon! 

And the briefest text is as meaningful as turning up to celebrate in person (I should have really told Siobhan than before she knackered the car). 

Anyway, Fuerteventura beckons, so must go!