Becky's Utterly Huge (Ego) End-of-Year Quiz!

Rather than writing one of those customary end-of-year reviews that will be plaguing your blog-reader for the next couple of weeks, I thought I'd make it more interesting by making YOU do the work, in the form of a quiz!

No... don't go... this is good! And the thing is, it actually has a proper real-life physical prize.

I can't tell you exactly what the prize is, it will be a surprise, but I will tell you that:

a) It cost me about £20.

b) It's a one-of-a-kind.

c) It continues the end-of-year theme.

d) It's rather swanky, pretty well made, and actually useful.

e) You'll only really appreciate how big my ego is once you've seen it.

The quiz has twelve questions, one for each month of the past year. If you want some clues to the answers then you'll just have to try and find some written record of what I've been up to over the year. Possibly in the form of dated entries in some kind of online "web log", if such a thing exists.

Please enter, even if you don't know all the answers. You never know, you might be the only person who enters. Answers via email, just cut-and-paste the questions into an email and fill in the blanks. Please don't spoil it by posting any answers in a comment, any comments with answers in will be deleted!

Question 1: January
The year was still brand new, and for the first time ever the public got to hear Becky speak. On what high-profile prime-time BBC radio show?

Question 2: February
What birthday did I celebrate in February this year?

Question 3: March
What national news story made a little light flash in my dashboard?

Question 4: April
What major change in my living arrangements occurred for the first time this month?

Question 5: May
What do you have to do to a balloon to distract a trollish tranny?

Question 6: June
I spent a lot of time taking off paint, only to apply a lot more (of the cosmetic kind) for which event?

Question 7: July
I got a bit depressed about the Stupid Trannies, and being the victim of a crime, which was...?

Question 8: August
What seaside town did I put on the map?

Question 9: September
Where did the tranny non-hen-night take place?

Question 10: October
Where was my first post as a married man written?

Question 11: November
Where did I unexpectedly end up at in a Dinner Jacket?

Question 12: December
The year ended with another chance to hear me on the radio. Well... my laugh anyway. On what show?

Rules: Closing date: 24th December 2007. My decisions will be final, no correspondence will be entered into, etc.