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Friday, January 04, 2008

Trannybaloo

With a few years experience under my belt, in many ways I'm looked on as a wise old bear of the tranny scene. Young tranny-cubs come up to me with questions like 'what can I do when I'm in a strange town, with a chance to do a bit of "girly shopping", but I don't know what shops to try?'

Which is a question best answered in song, I think.

So, the next time you are a tranny alone in a shopping centre, looking for something to spend your Lavender Pound on, I suggest you...

Look for the Claire's Accessories,
that little Claire's Accessories.
Forget about your New Look or your Gap.
Because it's Claire's Accessories,
where you'll find all the best pretties,
to satisfy your need for shiny tat.

Whatever your look needs, whatever your taste,
they've made outta hooks, beads, and flour paste.
Chinese are sweatin' in their shops,
to make you all these sparkly rocks.
When you look on the bangle rack,
and take a pack of the pink and black.

And maybe try a blue...

The Claire's Accessories life is one for you!
Is one for you!

Look for the Claire's Accessories,
that little Claire's Accessories.
Forget about your New Look or your Gap.
Because it's Claire's Accessories,
where you'll find all the best pretties,
to satisfy your need for shiny tat.

Now when you stick a clip-on,
on a sensitive ear.
And you find it's grip on,
you hard to bear.
Don't clip a pair that hurts your ear.
When you clip your ear,
use a grip that's fair!

But you don't get pain so severe,
When you pick a pair for your new pierced ears.
Have I given you a clue?

The Claire's Accessories life is one for you!
Is one for you!
Blogger Kaptain Kobold  Claire's - not just for girls. I've got some nice ear-studs in there for my (one) pierced ear. The best bit is, of course, that I still buy a pair, so I get a spare stud with each purchase. Sort of :-) 
Blogger Kaptain Kobold  Got these ears here as well. 
Blogger Lara Tyg  Sound advice Ms Baloo. 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Bravo!

Now do "I Wanna Be Like You" :D 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Ten points for funny lyrics; but minus ten zillion for getting that bloody tune stuck in my head!!! :-D
P.s. Thanks for reinstating the comment URL thingy; but did you know that it's floated over to the right-hand side of the containing box, along with its prompt? Thought you'd want to know. 
Blogger Tiffany  Claire's: For girls under 16 and trannies. Who the heck knew.

I wouldn't dare step foot in there unless I was looking for shinies for a dress I'm going to wear once. I guess a tranny and I have the same objective.

Maybe, just maybe, I'd be more likely to shop in their sister store (in the States, anyway) The Icing. 
Blogger Penny M  Do they sell coconut bras? 
Blogger Gillian  He he with hefty groans. 
Anonymous Anonymous  I should have billed Claires for G.P and Hospital bills....infected piercings and corroding jewellery....had 2 G.P and a hospital visit so bad were my infections...on 2 occasions as a result of the foul practices of Claires.... Gold tbat has turned silver by the time one leaves the shop.

Very witty verse Becky. 

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