Trannybaloo

With a few years experience under my belt, in many ways I'm looked on as a wise old bear of the tranny scene. Young tranny-cubs come up to me with questions like 'what can I do when I'm in a strange town, with a chance to do a bit of "girly shopping", but I don't know what shops to try?'

Which is a question best answered in song, I think.

So, the next time you are a tranny alone in a shopping centre, looking for something to spend your Lavender Pound on, I suggest you...

Look for the Claire's Accessories,
that little Claire's Accessories.
Forget about your New Look or your Gap.
Because it's Claire's Accessories,
where you'll find all the best pretties,
to satisfy your need for shiny tat.

Whatever your look needs, whatever your taste,
they've made outta hooks, beads, and flour paste.
Chinese are sweatin' in their shops,
to make you all these sparkly rocks.
When you look on the bangle rack,
and take a pack of the pink and black.

And maybe try a blue...

The Claire's Accessories life is one for you!
Is one for you!

Look for the Claire's Accessories,
that little Claire's Accessories.
Forget about your New Look or your Gap.
Because it's Claire's Accessories,
where you'll find all the best pretties,
to satisfy your need for shiny tat.

Now when you stick a clip-on,
on a sensitive ear.
And you find it's grip on,
you hard to bear.
Don't clip a pair that hurts your ear.
When you clip your ear,
use a grip that's fair!

But you don't get pain so severe,
When you pick a pair for your new pierced ears.
Have I given you a clue?

The Claire's Accessories life is one for you!
Is one for you!