Three funny things I learned today
One: Garfield is much funnier when you remove Garfield.
Garfield Minus Garfield
Two: Charlie Brooker, while already quite funny, is acerbically hilarious when you take away his cigarettes.
The Furious Smoker - Guardian Comment is Free
Three: Iran carries out more sex changes that any other country apart from Thailand.
Transsexual in Iran - tonight BBC 2, 9PM.
Why? Because homosexuality is punishable by death, whereas sex change operations are sanctioned by Islamic law.
And yeah, you're right, that last one's not funny at all. "Two funny things and one shockingly horrifying one" didn't have quite the same ring to it.
Garfield Minus Garfield
Two: Charlie Brooker, while already quite funny, is acerbically hilarious when you take away his cigarettes.
The Furious Smoker - Guardian Comment is Free
Three: Iran carries out more sex changes that any other country apart from Thailand.
Transsexual in Iran - tonight BBC 2, 9PM.
Why? Because homosexuality is punishable by death, whereas sex change operations are sanctioned by Islamic law.
And yeah, you're right, that last one's not funny at all. "Two funny things and one shockingly horrifying one" didn't have quite the same ring to it.




I find a lot of worrying similarities between Jon and myself.
Why are you all backing away and muttering to one another?
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