Hair apparent
It has been noted in the past that fellow blogger and fellowette tranny Lauren Close (now how can I put this?) wears her hair somewhat like me.
It's in fact exactly the same shade, the same style, and the same length. It's almost as if she gets her hair styled in the same place that I do. Or something.
This is purely accidental, of course, and even if it wasn't, it's not like I own the copyright on that hairstyle. Although as Lauren discovered for herself last weekend, there are pitfalls to coiffurial verisimilitude.
I've long thought that maybe trannies need to have the equivalent of the Clown Egg Register, to stop two trannies accidentally (or on purpose) picking identical looks.
Every clown in the UK is supposed to have their unique face makeup design painted onto an eggshell and stored in this register. It's kind of like the sex offender's register, except one deals with creepy men who you wouldn't want living on your street... and the other one deals with sex offenders.
So it seems although I didn't make it to Sparkle in person, I was there in ego spirit.
And if it's any consolation Lauren, that happens to me all the time.
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Of course, my usual answer is "Yes I am Becky, nice to meet you!" ;-)
It's in fact exactly the same shade, the same style, and the same length. It's almost as if she gets her hair styled in the same place that I do. Or something.
This is purely accidental, of course, and even if it wasn't, it's not like I own the copyright on that hairstyle. Although as Lauren discovered for herself last weekend, there are pitfalls to coiffurial verisimilitude.
I've long thought that maybe trannies need to have the equivalent of the Clown Egg Register, to stop two trannies accidentally (or on purpose) picking identical looks.
Every clown in the UK is supposed to have their unique face makeup design painted onto an eggshell and stored in this register. It's kind of like the sex offender's register, except one deals with creepy men who you wouldn't want living on your street... and the other one deals with sex offenders.
So it seems although I didn't make it to Sparkle in person, I was there in ego spirit.
And if it's any consolation Lauren, that happens to me all the time.
...
Of course, my usual answer is "Yes I am Becky, nice to meet you!" ;-)
> except one deals with creepy men
That's very wrong.... yet very, very funny :D
*I'll get my coat*
Of course! That's what I should have said ;)
It is claimed to be protected from access by just any old sausage, but as with all of these things I am sure that one day it will be left on a train or something.
So why did I bother to register for my GRC when there is a scary side to it all? Oh, just so I can get hitched to my Girlfriend...
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