2% of all Beckys in circulation "fake"

The body that governs all trannying in the UK (The Royal Mince) has revealed shocking statistics that show the number of fake Beckys in current circulation to have doubled in the last five years.

Experts believe that the forged Beckys are being produced in Europe, where the public's familiarity to the more common EuroTranny has meant that British trannies have become a more attractive target for solo criminals.

External link: an example of a Dutch forgery.

How to spot a fake Becky

• Closely examine unnaturally shiny and new-looking Beckys, the real Becky is usually more jaded in appearance.


• Examine any associated website for poor-quality writing.


• Bite one corner of the Becky. If it screams "Oi! Stop f*cking biting me!" you're almost certainly dealing with a real Becky.

Commentators have suggested that the real Becky needs increased circulation to restore confidence in the standard. The real Becky thinks the commentators need to get out more.

(Thanks to Virginia Janssen for very kindly pointing out the latest pilferer of my pics. If any Dutch-speaking readers want to confront "Monique" on my behalf, feel free!)