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Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #10

Hi! Evil Becky here, Becky's long-lost identical twin sister of the evil persuasion. I'm occasionally wheeled out (strapped to one of those sack barrows like wot they carry Hannibal Lecter about on) and allowed to answer the more moronic emails Becky receives, using a pencil carefully gripped between my maniacally grinning lips.

Kim writes:

Hi Becky,

I just surfed up on your site and thought you looked like the hairdresser Nicky Clark.
Your not him are you?

Hope to ear[sic] from you,

Kim

Evil Becky replies:

Dear Kim Jong-il,

ZOMG! You've found us out. Becky is actually celebrity hair stylist Nicky Clarke, and I am his twin brother, Evil Nicky Clarke (I do the styling for evil celebrities, mentioning no names... but hasn't Jeremy Clarkson's perm been looking great recently?)

It's amazing that we've got away with it so long, without someone twigging before now. Especially when the wig Becky normally wears has slightly less hair than he has as Nicky.

So anyway, going anywhere nice on your holidays?

Hope to nose from you,

Evil Becky