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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Repetition is the least sincere form of flattery

Got this Flickrmail last night from some guy called "Deebonious":
hey hows it goin just wanted to tell u r one of the hottest tgirls i have evr seen i would love to chat with u if u would like to. thanks hope to here from u bye cuttie
Which is fair enough. I had no intention of writing to him, but flattering all the same.

And then just a few minutes ago I got another Flickrmail from him which reads:
hey hows it goin just wanted to tell u r one of the hottest tgirls i have evr seen i would love to chat with u if u would like to. thanks hope to here from u bye cuttie
Identical, right down to the spelling mistakes. Which kinda suggests he's just cutting and pasting the same message to a few t-girls and has kinda lost track of who he's already sent his fan mail to, doesn't it? :-)
Anonymous Anonymous  hey hows it goin just wanted to tell u r one of the hottest tgirls i have evr seen i would love to chat with u if u would like to. thanks hope to here from u bye cuttie 
Blogger Becky  High-larr-ee-ous. :) 
Anonymous Anarchotranny  I got one of those too! And I thought he meant it - sob. 
Anonymous Fairly-Odd  Well, I didn't... that's it - more leggy pics. 
Blogger Jessica  I got it too, bastard 
Blogger Karol Cross  Nope I didn't either.

Its funny that guys say "hey I love your site", yet if they actually took a minute to look at it, they'd learn about you and your relationships and hence know that they're wasting their time. 
Blogger hannaviolane  i got one to except it said
"hey hows it goin just wanted to tell u r one of the hottest tgirls i have never met i would love to chat with u if u would like to. thanks hope to here from u bye cuttie 
Blogger Rachel  Receiving an email like that? Chance 'd be a fine thing. ;) 
Anonymous Sylvia  Well thats a sign that they don't truly care. I believe if they cared they would have tried to become part of the community. (I have tried and just now figured out how to post comments :P) 
Blogger Debbie Huggins  Well, I think you are a pretty hot tranny. But, I'm sad now that I did'nt get the email. BOO HOO. 
Anonymous Stephanie Rowe  I didn't get one. well, I don't use flickr. I wonder how many tgirls received an e-mail from him? what a boring life. sending the same e-mail to possibly every tranny on flickr. 
Anonymous Sylvia  Well boring and maybe jealous. They could at least pay attention to who thier sending messages too. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Reminds me of our old "angry cook" friend ;-)

(Yes, I got it too - at least it was more wordy than the "wanna meet?" one I got the other day. No real name, no photos, no profile ... of course I wanna meet *sigh*) 
Blogger MichaelTGO  mais cherie you are so cute with your Gallic nose and your viens ici eyes, 'ow could a little robot troll resist "ningh-ningh-ningh-ningh-CLUNK" *falls off edge of table*

*lies on floor threshing and mouthing*

"cross-browser compatibilitee" 
Blogger Connie Cox  I didn't get one
I feel unloved now :-( 
Blogger Dee Femina  And then he uses my name in vain!!! 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  I feel special. I got

Hello Ma'am
i am a slave , 30 years old. looking to serve a Mistress online, like bondage, humiliations, sotf to medium punishments, fetish, spanking, worship, slavery, forced feeding, etc

i offer to be your online slave, receiving requests and task by email , i will obwy the tasks and punishments sessions , i will take pictures with a digital camera and send you the pics for your fun and
amusement seeing me suffering and humilated for your own pleasure.

my toys list: shoe's laces, gag-ball, o-ring gag, nipples clams , weights for clamps, letaher gloves, full hood open eyes and mouth or blind hood, spanking rulers, spoons etc

if you are interested in accept his worm as your online slave please reply my message Ma'am
respectfully , on my knees , kiss your boots
 
Anonymous Sylvia  Omg, that has to be one of the most interesting one's I've heard in a while :P 
Blogger Becky  Charming. :-) 

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CGImitation

What is it with CGI features that they seem to come in pairs?

It happened first with Antz, on it's own a good CGI film, but overshadowed by Pixar's A Bugs Life which came out almost simultaneously.

Then a couple of years ago audiences were less than impressed by Shark Tale, particularly since we'd had our fill of aquatic CGI in the form of Finding Nemo.

A tonight I was browsing the trailers in Front Row and came across The Wild, a Disney effort about a bunch exotic animals (including a giraffe and a lion) and the hilarity that ensues when they're lifted from the safe environs of a city zoo.

No, not Madagascar. This is different. Apparently.

I know these films have massive gestation times, but surely somebody could have peeked over the wall to see that not only were the guys at the next Silicon Graphics workstation making a similar film, but they were gonna get it in cinemas long before Disney was ready?
Anonymous Fairly-Odd  Following that logic, I suppose we'll be seeing Through The Bush trailers in the next few months... :) 
Blogger April Angell  through the bush? - surely not a kids film :-/ 
Blogger Jessica  Isn't it just Dreamworks copying pixar? They've been doing it for ages. 
Blogger Becky  Not in this case, because Madagascar is Dreamworks and The Wild is Disney (but not Pixar). 
Anonymous Tiffany  The Wild HAS to be different, because Eddie Izzard is playing the koala!!!!! :D 
Anonymous Natalie  I disagree. The Wild is absolutely a rip. It's just that without Pixar, Disney sucks CGI so much that they copy the copy. Pixar all the way! 
Anonymous Tiffany  Yes, but darling, Disney BOUGHT Pixar. Now they have no choice. ;P 
Blogger Kris  I think it's a Hollywood trend in general, not a CGI thing in particular. For example:

Armageddon/Deep Impact
Dante's Peak/Volcano
Rob Roy/Highlander

I'm sure there are plenty more, but those are the ones that jump to mind... 
Blogger Julie Budd  Er.... do you have his e-mail address, please Becky? 

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Norfolk Man


Norfolk Man, Norfolk Man,
Does whatever a Norfolk can.
Keeps his guns,
in a rack.
Shooting burglars in the back.
Look out!
Here comes the Norfolk Man.

Is he slow?
Listen mate,
His tractor speedo only reaches 8.
Take a look,
at the queue.
Fifteen cars between him and you.
Hey, there,
There goes the Norfolk Man.

To him, life is a great big rile up.
Whenever there's a pile up,
You'll find the Norfolk Man!

Blogger steph_angel  I do have serious concerns as to where this song-writing will end up :-)

Eurovision maybe ;-) 
Anonymous Tiffany  Is it bad that I was thinking about Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies singing, "Sexy maaaahn, sexy maaaaahn. Eatin' LIIIIIIKE a sexy mahn cahn..." 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Just saw the subtitle "Boys will be Boys: Stag parties with a difference". How much more fun if we changed the second 'boys' to 'girls'?

And don't get me started on Tony Martin! 
Blogger Misty  For a moment I thought that "this season's soft tops" might have had something for me to wear. 
Blogger Kat  Next Weeks Issue:

Hotel Accommodation around the Fens with Alan Partridge

Come with Alan as he gives us the low down on Travel Taverns, Little Chefs and Travelodges.

Accompanied by his lady boy accomplice, an article not to be missed. 
Blogger Julie Budd  Norfolk Man seems to have deep pockets, or is he just cranking himself up?

Well, SOMEONE had to mention it. 

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Shouty time

I'm really enjoying having Tom Baker as the "voice of text messaging" at the moment. In fact, I think it should be a trend to use more eccentric British actors on phone services.

Next candidate: Brian Blessed voicing the Speaking Clock.

"Hello! I'm Brian Blessed! At the third stroke, the time sponsored by me, Brian Blessed, will be: Ten. Fifteen. And twenty seconds. BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEEEP."
Blogger Billy  I'd like to know if Brian Blessed talks as loudly in real life.

All I need to do to find out is somehow befriend him... 
Blogger Julie Budd  Becky, you've got me in tears.Stop it now .And I used to think I was the only tranny in the village who thought the Blessed Brian's loud voice was offensive. 
Anonymous BoB  Brian Blessed makes so much noise on account of the Bees living in his beard.

I think I'd shout allot too. 

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Monday, March 27, 2006

Notes from the forefront of mathematical transgender research

Prompted by the last post, and after considerable research, I have determined that the tranniest number in existence is...

5304573344614

So, er, now you know.
Blogger Karol Cross  lol

I'm just imagining all the trannies standing on their heads as they read this. Fab! 
Blogger Becky  Heheh, I had exactly the same image in my mind, Karol. I'l probably get sued for neck injuries. :D 
Anonymous Tiffany  Ow, where's my lawyer?

I just wanted the secrets of the Trannyverse and now I've just got a crick in my neck. I can't function like thi...ooh, kitty. 
Blogger Debbie Huggins  i need some help with my hand stand 
Anonymous Becky T  Or is it a totalizer showing that so far, trannies around the world have bought 5.3 quadrillion pairs of shoes? 
Anonymous Natalie  Maybe it's an anagram too! Or maybe it's just telling us we're all going to 7734. XD 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  [Tucks skirt in nickers and stands on hands]...
Tee, hee, hee! But tell me, why didn't I just flip the screen over? 
Blogger Michelle Faith  gotta love these flat panel monitors. they are so easy to pick up and turn over. 
Blogger Connie Cox  Are we sure that Becky hasn't joined the Church of Scientology? 

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Old Skool


Check out the antique calculator we found whilst clearing out some drawers at work!

Blogger Jane  Hey I had an even older one than that, it was mechanical. If you wanted to multiply 15.68 by 15 you set it to read 15.68 then turn the handle 15 times.

Unfortunately I got rid of it when I moved down south. 
Blogger Stegbeetle  Ooh! A "real" calculator! 
Blogger Lizz  I had one of those!!!

Had to use it regularly when I was a pizzamaker. Did you know the keys don't work so well when they have flour stuck in them? 
Blogger steph_angel  "mechanical...

Luxury... Our dad used to count out the sums by throwing rocks at us in our garden... He would then work out the sum by counting up the number of bruises.

Kids of today :) 
Blogger steph_angel  "Had to use it regularly when I was a pizzamaker..."

I can't imagine they're any good for making pizzas with either ;-) 
Blogger Joanna  Hmm... Boobless

;-)

Can do boobies too 
Blogger hannaviolane  "luxury"

and steph you tell the kids of today that and they wont beleive you...they wont! 
Blogger Becky  Trust the teacher to spot the "Boobless" gag, Jo. :-)

Three different people in the office made the calculator show that at different times!

I thought that BOOBLESS was more tranny-related than BOOBIES. :-) 
Anonymous pagey64  Did you give it a "SHEllOIL" as well? :-) 
Blogger Becky  SHELLOIL? :-D 
Blogger Joanna  How about a Calculator Haiku?? 
Blogger Michelle Faith  ok that took a minute. I read it at 430 in the morning. 
Blogger Lizz  Quote:
I can't imagine they're any good for making pizzas with either ;-)


Nope. they weren't. But they did work really well in calculating numbers. 'Cept when you hit the wrong keys. Then they didn't... err they did calculate fine then, but... frustration often set in...

Oh and should I add they have a melting point of about 150C? 
Blogger VB-W  Are you seriously trying to tell us the NHS has drawers that haven't been opended since before you were born?

Put it on eBay. 

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Middle Earth Rhapsody

So a musical version of The Lord of the Rings has been released, to less-than-glowing reviews. Part of the problem, the critics say, is that they’ve tried to condense a huge three-volume work into one evening’s entertainment.

I say the problem is that they didn’t go far enough. Why not condense the whole thing into just one song? Much more convenient, I think you’ll agree.

Middle Earth Rhapsody
(to the tune of... oh you'll work it out)

(Enter Frodo)Is this the One Ring?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught up in Big Things,
No escape thru invisibility.
Come on Samwise,
Put down your shears and fleeeee.
I’m just a Hobbit, I have no destiny.
But I need to run, need to go,
(Samwise)Right you are. Mas-ter Frodo.
(Frodo)The road goes ever on and on, doesn’t really matter to me…
To me.

(Enter Gollum) Gollum, I just killed my bro,
Put my hands against his neck,
Squeezed them tightly, now he’s dead.
Gollum, but I got the Ring,
And then I went and threw it all away,
Gollum, ooo-oo-oooo.
Didn’t mean to lose the thing,
If I don’t get it back, there will be sorrow,
My precious, my precious, nothing else really matters.

(Frodo) Too late, my time has come,
The ring is heavy on it’s twine,
Shoulder’s aching all the time.
Goodbye everybody – I’ve got to go.
Gotta leave the Fellowship and find the Cracks of Doom.
Mordor! Ooo-ooo-oo,
I don’t want to die.
I sometimes wish I’d never got this ring at all.

(All)I see a little silhouetto of a dwarf,
Saruman, Saruman, did you burn the Fangorn down?
Uruk-Hai and Witch Kings, very very frightening me.
Galadriel. Galadriel. Galadriel. Galadriel.
Galadriel and Frodo!
Magnifico!

(Strider)I’m just a ranger, nobody loves me.
(All)He’s just a ranger, with a long family tree.
Saving the lives of the Hobbits in Bree.

(Saruman)Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
(Ents)Hoom-hurrum! We will not let you go.
(Wormtongue) Let him go!
(Ents)Hoom-hurrum! We will not let you go.
(Wormtongue) Let him go!
(Ents)Hoom-hurrum! We will not let you go.
(Saruman) Let me go!
(Ents)We will not let you go.
(Saruman) Let me go!
(Ents)We will not let you go.
(Saruman) Let me go!
(Ents) No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Saruman)  Men of Rohan, Men of Rohan, Men of Rohan, let me go.
Barad-dur has put aside a place for me, for me, for meeeeee!

(Gollum)So you think you can trust me to lead you inside?
But I’ll take you to Her and then leave you to die!
Oh, Shelob, you’ll be eaten by Shelob.
Just gotta get up, just gotta get up the Long Stair.

(Frodo)No ring on my finger. Nine fingers, you see.
No ring on my finger...
No ring on my finger... not me.

The road goes ever on and on.
Anonymous Tiffany  ...I think I love you. 
Blogger steph_angel  "(Ents)Hoom-hurrum! We will not let you go..."

LOL

I'm sure I've thrown this at you before, but the words time & too much of certainly spring to mind :) 
Anonymous Clair  Pure genius! 
Anonymous Stephanie Rowe  lol. excelent.
it would be funny if you and a few others went and recorded it. lol. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Genius Becky - sheer genius :-D 
Blogger Tor  Even better than the original. At least I know what all the lyrics mean in this one.

Peace,

Tor 
Blogger Misty  We are not worthy! When is the video coming out? 
Blogger Billy  Brilliant! Worthy of a standing ovation I feel. I'm going to be singing that to myself for quite a while I think. 
Blogger Debbie Huggins  I am your loyal follower.Your brilliance is pure genius. 
Blogger Joanna  Best....Post....Ever... 
Anonymous Diana Stone  Like, Totally, Like brilliant :) 
Blogger Gillian  Brilliant, has displaced 'Now thats what I call Gregorian Chanting 28' as my fav. 
Blogger Becky  Well, that seemed to go down well. :-D

Just something that came to me Friday afternoon. It all snapped into place when I realised I could drop the superfluous character of "Gandalf". :-) 
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  How cool you let the big Ents, into the play. I totally loved those trees in the movies 
Blogger Michelle Faith  you could be the creative brains behind a whole new musical movement 
Anonymous Genette  You've been nominated...


http://timworstall.typepad.com/timworstall/2006/03/britblog_roundu_3.html

again. 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Becky! Becky! Becky! Becky!
(Did you used to write for Mad magazine?) 
Blogger Julie Budd  Hear hear. Pure genius. We want more Becky songs ! 
Blogger Becky  Thanks Genette, I'm getting to be a fairly regular feature on there, thanks to you! :-) 

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

I watched too many crummy Sci-Fi movies as a teenager

Anyone been watching The Games on Channel 4? 

How cool would it be if the introduced a suprise extra event: "Stick Your Hand in a Hole in a Scary-assed-looking Tree Stump".

Peter Duncan would crap himself. :-)
Blogger Connie Cox  Would be even more entertaining if they make him where the ghastly green outfit too. 
Blogger Daisy  GORDONS ALIVE (Brain "shouting" Blessed). 
Blogger Selina  Even Timothy "I'm going to be James Bond one day" Dalton would discover that adrenaline is brown. 
Blogger Becky  Daisy, I was so hoping someone would say that. :-) 
Blogger Joanna  Ah the Brian Blessed school of acting. If in doubt SHOUT A LOT!!! 
Blogger Kat  "Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours and 13 seconds to save the earth."

Hang on a minute Missy, where's your watch? And how do yoyu know the time difference between Mongo Mean Time and GMT?

Pfft. 
Blogger Daisy  Glad to be of service Bex. Just finished watching Flash now. I read your Blog and had to stick the DVD on. "Hawkmen, first wave DIVE!!". 

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Windmills


Saw this on the way to Jane's and couldn't help but stop and take a few pics.

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Blogger Daisy  Great picture. I love windmills, they are so much prettier than power stations. 
Blogger Freiya  Oooohh! beautiful...... 
Anonymous Vincey  Either with camera or phone you have a most extraordinary eye. Would have liked the windmills to be bigger. Maybe next time to just wade in and get closer… 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Pretty windmills. You get a similar view as you head East on the A47. 
Blogger Misty  There's a similar view on the B1098 of Coldham Farm wind farm . . . . . Oh, that is that view! ;) 

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That Tranny Budget Speech in Full

You might not realise this, but one of my duties as a member of the higher echelons of the Trannierati is to set the yearly budget for trannies in the UK. Everyone in the UK gets wall-to-wall media coverage of my budget speech, but for the benefit of my foreign readers, here's a transcript.

Mr Speaker, the last year has been a strong one for the Tranny Economy, with the first Sparkle doing much to strengthen the purple balloon and pin-badge industries. I stayed within my targets to keep breast inflation below the 38DD mark, and I kept within my "Golden Rule" that hem lengths should be at least 1 inch below the cut-off point for meat and two veg.

[cheers]

I am convinced that the height of heels is a cause for concern, and to that end in 2007 I will be introducing a stiletto tax. This will be 10 pence for the first three inches of heel, rising to 20 pence per inch above this limit. Heels of seven inches of more will be eligible for a "pratfall" tax of 50 pence per inch to cover the additional costs to the NHS resulting from heel-related injuries.

[boos]

I will continue to be vigilant to prevent the proliferation of trannies who post pictures online that look like Michael Elphick with tits... as I have said before, there will be no return to "Boon and bust".

[groans]

The tax on wine will rise by 4 pence a bottle, and on cigarettes by 9 pence a packet.

[solitary "FECK!"]

When it comes to the issue of trannie spending being siphoned off by unscrupulous tranny shops and mail-order firms, I will as always stick by my three watchwords: education, education and (...what's that word?... oh... can't read my own writing) education. All households in the UK with trannies under the age of 18 will be receiving in the next few days a leaflet entitled "Don't Go to Transformation, You Numpty".

This is a budget for pretty things. It is a budget that realises the importance of fluffiness. I commend this budget to the house.

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Blogger Connie Cox  Boon and Bust pmsl

I am surprised there are no Hamster Tax Credit mentions in there.

And don't forget that there will changes to the yearly tranny taxbased on emmission due to the rise of the "talking to much crap" tranny. 
Blogger Lizz  Can we get a "beard fine" installed?

And when will the catalog of tranny classes coming out? I do so look forward to the course entitled "Crossing Legs and Closing Mouthes: The Classy Tranny". 
Anonymous Fairly-Odd  I'm glad to see you won't be including the Fickle Tax this year. 
Blogger Freiya  Yay! i'm all for a budget for pretty things, ....and i like to include myself in that statement ;) 
Blogger Joanna  At least they didn't increase the tax on Flouncing. 
Blogger Clarissa  So much better than the real thing. :) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  FECK! 
Blogger hannaviolane  "ORDER....ORDER!" poppycock and ballderdash! 
Blogger Michelle Faith  There needs to be a magazine published with all this sort of stuff 
Blogger Gillian  Love it, how long ago did you do this then??? 
Blogger Becky  Knocked it up yesterday afternoon, Gill, but nice of you to imply that I might have used actual "forward planning".

I'd love to hear you reading it out loud, it needs your accent. :-) 
Blogger Debbie Huggins  I'm for budgets for pretty and fluffy things.
Becky 4 Prime Minister. 
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