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Friday, June 30, 2006

Forecast for King's Lynn: Light showers of Grana Padano

So I'm making my Friday night special: Some Sort of Pasta in Semi-Homemade Pasta Sauce.

Sauce finished, bunged on cooked pasta. Methinks: this could use some kind of cheesy garnish to round off the flavour.

Hunt in back of fridge. Bingo: tub of ready-grated Parmesan of indeterminate age and origin.

Removed from fridge, shaken. Makes a "thunk" sound.

Methinks: I know, I'll give it a really good shake.

...

...

Why can't they make tubs with lids that stay on these days??
Magpie  *snigger* 
Jane  Lol oh babes has it gone absolutely everywhere? 
Becky  There's a certain cheesy vibe in the kitchen at the moment. 
Siobhan Curran  There's always a cheesey vibe in your kitchen Becks ;-)

(b'dum chisssss) 
Becky  Is that some allusion to sex toys or have I just made things worse by suggesting it? :-S 
Siobhan Curran  I was thinking more of an Eighties Megamix - so yes, you have :-) 
Ian Betteridge  Ready grated parmesan is the work of the devil! 
Becky  Ding! Ian, you've just won a spot prize for being the first person to point out how bad pre-grated parmesan is!

Your prize is this tin of Heinz ravioli. Mmmmm.... justa like Mama used to make! 
Siobhan Curran  Do you remember the exact moment when you realised that spaghetti was, in fact, actually long and wasn't really supposed to be an inch and a half, covered with tomato sauce, and in a can? 
Zaida Angel  You mean there was spaghetti before they discovered canned food? 
Jane  You mean spaghetti doesn't come in hoops? 
isobel  Spaghetti grows on trees. It's a species indigenous to Switzerland. The tinned stuff is fake. 
Anonymous  New fire safety rules affecting all non-domestic premises in England and Wales came into force on 1 October 2006.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006

How can something so wrong feel so Reich?

Seeing as no-one ever checks out my del.icio.us links anyway, may I direct your attention to Hitler Cats?
Jessica  Mini was showing us that in derby last week :) I want a cat like that, we could pretend to be hitler together 
Isobel  Before clicking on the link, I thought it would be a reference to Maus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maus_(comics) 
Becky  Yes the connection wasn't lost on me either, Isobel! 
Joanna  Just goes to show cats are evil... 
Valerie S  Kings Lynn and Third Reich... The Eagle has landed! 
jessica_sweet_tv  And there it is, one more piece of evidence why cats give me nightmares (except for Garfield) 
Joanna  I once heard a comedian say that the only reason cats haven't killed us all and taken over the world is that they cannot open tins of cat food without our help, and so we are still needed... 
Becky  Yep, cats give me nightmares too. Especially if I eat one just before bedtime. ;-) 
Cathii Scott  I don't find cats very appetising at all, their fur gets stuck between my teeth and I spend days trying to pick it out, although cat wellington isn't too bad!!!!! :p 
Billy  Cats can't open cat food - but they can open the fridge. In some cases. 
Kristina  Did any of you see Jonathan Ross on BBC1 last night? Hitler Cats were featured. 
Becky  That's because I ride the crest of popular culture like a, er, crest-riding thing! 
vikki_cduk  crest-riding?
anyway, maybe its that Rossy bloke? is he a regular visitor? I mean did anyone see those shoes he was wearing last night? 

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Let the Canons roar! (and the Nikons, Pentaxes...)

How dumb is this idea to have a Non Photography Day? I don't know about you but I find the idea that we should "Experience life in an unmediated fashion, without anything in front of your eyes. Live in the moment", as it's protagonist suggested in this BBC article, utterly abhorrent.

I like my life mediated. Living in the moment is pants, because (by definition) moments are too short. The world cries out to be captured, processed and the bad bits cropped out!

So, I'm launching a counter-campaign. Join me and let's make July 17th the most photographed day ever! :-)
Sandie Dee  "Becca Bland"... oh the sweet irony :-) she has the blandest website I've ever seen :-o
Fetch my cameras... I've a battle to fight! :) 
Jessica  I read it and thought it sounded like a nice enough idea, they weren't being anti-photography, just saying lets all put our cameras down for a day and just enjoy it. But I can't think of a single photographer on any level who doesn't do that on a regular basis, even the most photo-crazed leave their cameras at home sometimes. So yeah, fuck her and her stupid none photography day! 
Stephanie Delacey  "Experience life in an unmediated fashion" - goodness me, what's wrong with the woman, has she never read Hegel? Hippy, new age nonsense. 
Freiya  count me in! i shall be seeking out inappropriate moments to snap and post to the group! 
Billy  Ooh what a good idea, non-non-photography day. A good excuse for taking loads of pictures:

"Erm... why are you taking loads of pictures?"
"It's Non-photography day of course."
"?????" 
Michelle Faith  I'll definitely take pics forsure...thats such a stupid idea 
sim  Modern life without media...pish.

& just how did they spread this message of abstinance....word of mouth?

I shall go to a Flickr meet in protest, with Ipod & cameras in hand, watch some telly, then listen to the radio as I Blog the lot. 
Becky  "goodness me, what's wrong with the woman, has she never read Hegel?"

LOL, great comeback Steph. :-)

Tch, hasn't read Hegel. Are there really people out there like that? :-)

:-/ 
Amate fromthebrightone  Becca's point (although I'm stressing this way past the day, but hay you may join in next year when it goes global?) is that we live in such a mediated society that alot of our experiences are derived through images and that for one day as a collective we experiance the world without the use of any photos or film and that our sensory organs will not be decieved by perfect replications or representations.

It's nothing against photography, it's just a plea to experiance a world before before photography, could it really hurt that much? 

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Pull a mussell

Dog cockle, solen vagina, warty venus, spiny helmet...

...is anyone else having as much fun with today's Guardian's free seashell chart as I am? :-)
Billy  No, it's me as well! And I'm learning at the same time... 
Joanna  You do realise how hard it is not to do a shellfish joke at this point? I've been resisting.... 

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Monday, June 26, 2006

St ay h@rder E\/EN l0nger!!!!!!!

Just wait, some canny spammer will pick up on this and bring it back to market.
Siobhan Curran  "On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter."

Fnnar 
Jane  Ouch poor bloke makes my eyes water and I don't have the necessary equipment. 
Joanna  Ouch...

and the line in the middle that says mentions getting hit by lightning.. I didn't realise it was a link to another story at first, I thought it was another side effect of having a metal rod in your dick. 
Stegbeetle  *crosses legs and leans forward to subconsciously protect "lap" region*

I would rather go the rest of time without an erection than have something like what is described in that story fitted. Nightmarish! The stuff of David Cronenberg movies! 

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Ah ee ess pee ee see tee - find out what it means to me

A recurring theme of my weekend up in Manchester was respect. The word has many connotations and can take many forms. So, like the title promises, I'll explain what it means to me, and hopefully sort of weave it around a "What Becky Did At The Weekend" post. With pictures, natch.

Yep, me

A couple of days before I went up to Manchester I got an email from Valerie, a tranny from Finland who I'd got to know through the tranny community on Flickr. She asked if I'd like to meet up at Sparkle, and I didn't hesitate in saying yes. Even though I'd never spoken to her in person, and she'd not been out more than once in her tranny career, my inbuilt Tranny Respect Filter (honed to a high degree of accuracy over the last few years) recognised Valerie as someone who'd be great to get to know.

Valerie and Jane

So Jane and I met Valerie at the hotel, and soon after caught up with Joanna (who's my safe bet for a good night out on the scene) and wandered down to Canal street.

We went for a light lunch by the canal, during which time we witnessed a tranny deportment lesson being interrupted by a man carrying a canoe (bizarre), and seen about three quarters of my tranny friends (that's the weird thing about the UK scene, it's big enough to support an event like Sparkle, but small enough to sometimes feel positively claustrophobic).

Becky and Jane

After that we wandered down to take a look at the art exhibition because I'd promised Kath I'd take a look out for a picture she'd submitted to be displayed. It was there, along with one I'd taken, being artily projected onto the skirt of a frock. There was some other interesting stuff there too, all expertly curated by April.

It was a little strange seeing Kath's picture there. She's never, that I know of, made a trip out dressed, but that's not what being a tranny is about. Valerie said she'd tried to persuade her to make the trip over, but it just wasn't possible. She's still a person I have a great deal of respect for.

Later on, after a change of outfits back at the hotel, we headed out again with Jo and Valerie to watch some of the events on the Sparkle stage and grab a bite to eat. This involved first finding a cash machine, which are few and far between in that part of Manchester. Valerie learned an important lesson for tranny nights out: wear sensible shoes!

We found a really nice Japanese restaurant, and chatted for a while. Valerie said something profound: that finding my website was the key to her discovering that they're was a "cool" way to be a transvestite, and I'd kind of been the catalyst for her coming out as a tranny. Weirdly, I could say much the same thing about Joanna's site, so in a way there were 3 generations of trannies around the table (not in age terms, of course)!

Jo, Becky and Valerie

Over the course of the evening a couple more people approached me to say how important my site had been to them. That sounds like me being hugely big-headed, it's not. To be honest, I've felt pretty down about the whole tranny thing just lately. If anything it returned my sense of self-worth as a tranny, which had been languishing in the red, back into the black for the first time in ages.

Then a wander back to the stage to watch the music acts, and on to the clubs of Canal Street, where I caught up with the old gang (they know who they are!), and even managed a chat with Siobhan. And yeah, we talked about respect too. Sometimes we don't see eye-to-eye on things, and sometimes overstep the line with catty remarks, but I still respect the hell out of her, and love her to bits. And I'm saying that sober!

It's a strange thing, Sparkle weekend presented me with hundreds of things that I'm not, as a tranny. There wasn't one person there of whom I thought yes, I'm exactly like you. But it's very heterogeneity was what made it work. By seeing what I'm not, and respecting that, it makes me see what I am, and respect that too.

Sorry, the words aren't flowing today. Is any of this making an ounce of sense?

Sparkle is probably the nearest the UK (and maybe even the world) has to a "Tranny Pride" event. And yes, I went there to show pride in what I am (among other reasons), but for me the weekend was about respect. Showing respect for the full divesity of expression that transgender encompasses. Unlike our stable-mates in the rest of the LGBT spectrum, trannies are perhaps unique in that we need to build and foster respect for each other before we begin to work on gaining respect from everyone else.

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Connie Cox  It was great to see yourself and Jane again and we are sorry we didn't chat more but there was so many people to say hi to that it was sometimes overwhelming.
And I agree about your site as I had been checking it out for a long time before I came out onto the scene.
So keep it up and keep posting the stuff that makes us all laugh.
Connie xx 
Becky  "It was great to see yourself and Jane again and we are sorry we didn't chat more but there was so many people to say hi to that it was sometimes overwhelming."

Yeah I always say the same thing at these events. I always go away with about 50 people I wish I'd had more time to chat to.

"So keep it up and keep posting the stuff that makes us all laugh."

Will do Connie. And occassionally I'll stick in something intentionally funny too. ;-) 
Jessica  A photo you took? Of yourself? Is that all I am to you, your tripod?! :-P

Was really good to see you again, I wish I'd seen a bit more of you! You spent more time in my flat than with me this weekend! You'll have to come up to Liverpool again soon, when I'm there. xx

- Jessica Shannon, Exhibited Photographer 
Becky  "A photo you took? Of yourself? Is that all I am to you, your tripod?!"

Yes, basically. In that I saw the picture I wanted to take, using other people as models, then got you to hold the camera very still and point it in the direction I told you.

Add to that the fact that you're stick-thin and not prone to falling over much, and you're only one leg short of being an actual tripod.

So shut your face. :-P 
Tiffany  Eee. That makes me want to go find....like, 10 trannies to do random stuff with.

Too bad I only know one within a reasonable radius of myself. 
Gordon  I think most "Pride" events are about respect, in different ways of course.

Looks like everyone involved had a great time and THAT'S the most important thing! 
Michelle Faith  Sparkle sounds so cool. I also really agree with the respect theme of your post too.
I'll have to try and check sparkle out next year 
jessica_sweet_tv_mx  Looks you got a lot of fun on your trip :) 

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Friday, June 23, 2006

Evil Becky Answers Your Mail #7

Hello, Becky's identical twin here, Evil Becky. Becky's gone to the Spar shop or something, and stupidly she left her PC unlocked. So, as before, I've got free reign to answer her mail!

I. Bell writes:
Hi.
i found ur website
i am interested in meeting a transvestite...

i am 23/m/norfolk...where in norfolk are you near?
You could say i am bi-curious. I do have a partner whom i live with.

I have met a couple of dom females, mainly from escort agenices...

i am interested in bondage, dressing up, pvc, stockings, strap on etc + more

I would say im a novice, as i have only seen couple people, i am willing to
try anything that goes...

i have emailed you specifically as i am very curious to meet a
transvestite...

Please email back with prices and a hr session...and services you offer.

thanks
Evil Becky replies:
Dear Mr. Bellend,

Becky charges £50 for an hour, but doesn't go west of the Ouse after midnight. Her services are as follows:
  • Tiling and Grouting
  • Accountancy
  • Holistic healing
  • Quantity surveying
  • Going round to the house of people who assume that just because she's a transvestite she's some kind of bloody prostitute and smacking them around the head with absolutely breathtaking force
I hope this answers your questions and look forward to quoting you for any work you might wish to be carried out in the near future.

Asshole.

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Serena Mayfly  Only £50 an hour? Did you forget to add your 300% "agents fee" Evil Becky? 
Cathii Scott  Tiling and grouting??? 50 quid an hour??? Do you charge travelling expenses? My bathroom really needs done urgently. Are you free next Wednesday? BTW I live in Perth Western Australia which is only a few (thousand) miles around the corner from Norfolk. Hmmm now where is my diary so I can pencil that in. 
Stegbeetle  Accountancy at £50 an hour? Man, where you been?
You should advertise in The Pink Directory! Hahahahahahaha. *clears throat, regains composure*
For non-Lynn residents I should probably explain that "The Pink Directory" is a directory of local services which is delivered free to every household in Lynn. It's always struck me with a title like that it could be aiming for a niche market... 
Jane  Sorry folks again Evil Becky has been evil this time she has grossly understated Bex's hourly rates. I tried to book Bex for a quick spot of tiling next time she is around mine the rate she quoted was eye watering and that was with getting a discount for being her girlfriend. :-o 
Anonymous  Personally I'd pay £50 to watch you smack the retard around abit :) 
sim  Sounds like the guy would like holistic accountancy...

That's double entry book keeping , on the whole.






...(sorry). 

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Go North West, young tranny!

Well, I've just had a long bath and dumped about three pounds of keratin into Anglia Water's sewerage system, and I've spend the rest of the evening trying on outfits. It can mean only one thing.

Think of that bit in every bloody wildlife documentary about Africa ever where you see the first raindrops thud into the dusty ground, and then it cuts to an extremely pissed off and bedraggled looking cheetah in a downpour and the voice-over man whispers "the rainy season returns at last".

The drought has ended. Well, maybe lifted for a bit.

I've blogged about sponsoring Sparkle, written guides and poetry about it, but I don't think I've actually said in my blog that I'm going yet.

Yes, I will be there. Look for me on the "Trannies Who Aren't Nearly as Good Looking or Interesting in Person as They Appear To Be Online" float. We'll be coming down Princess Street at around 14.00 hours.

Seriously though, folks. Look out for me and come up and say "hi" if you see me. I'll probably be in one of the clubs or something. I dunno. I've planned nothing.

Oh, and the usual caveats apply: I either won't recognise you or I'll have forgotten your name. I could keep pretending that this is because I'm a bit ditsy and forgetful, but it's actually because I really do think that I'm more important than anyone else. As you probably suspected.

;-)

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Jane  Float! Float? You never told me that there was a bloody float involved!

Though it will explain your mutterings about a pissed off milk man, "hot" full fat milk and a quick paint job down Nobby's spray you like! I thought you were just playing grand theft auto again. 
Joanna  Float! Float?

Nah Jane, that just means she's gonna get drunk and fall in the canal.

Looking forward to seeing you two. I've planned nothing as well. I am sure we can be aimless together ;-) 
Clarissa  Glad to see that I am not the only one who hasn't planned anything and is hoping that somehow it all comes together. :) 
Siobhan Curran  > I really do think that I'm more important than anyone else

Well, you know. someone has to. Bless 
Becky T  I shan't be there, as it's not quite my thing, but there's something else. Surely I'm not the only person in Britain who can't help but think of The Simpsons every time the event's mentioned?

"Ahh, Mis-tah Spah-kl!"
"Konnichiwa." 
Anonymous  Ah, you must mean...

http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/mrsparkle.gif

'For Lucky Best Wash!' 
Sarah F.  Have Fun.
Kaye and I are sitting this one out. I had a wonderful time at the last one though. You had just gotten off of a flight to be there I seem to remember.
I am a bit worried about next week myself, seeing as I am required to go dangerously near Kings Lynn. 

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A pome about Sparkle

So let's all go to Sparkle
Where trannies matriachal
And t-girls fair and dark'll
Make sure it's no debacle.

Ms. B EnVérité, 34 1/3
Kris  A gender agenda,
A weekend-long bender,
Atishoo, atishoo,
They all fall down. 
Kate Weston  With drinking, and dancing,
Chatting and meals.
The donning of dresses
The wearing of heels

The clinking of wine glasses
The clicking of shutters
And content smiling trannys
Asleep in the gutters.

Darn I wish I was going 
Becky  Yes yes, very good. You two seem to have forgotten that this blog is meant as a showcase for my sparkling wit, and I'm not good at sharing. ;-) 
Natalie  The trannies are out,
They drink and they cheer.
The flouce all about,
Yay! Wine and beer!

Dresses in red,
Purses in blue,
Heels in green,
Becky's there too!


Have fun girls! 

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Girly boys, oral sex, and living la vita pensioner

Three things have made me smile this evening.

First, watching the first episode of Boys Will Be Girls on my Sky Box. It was dumb and a little exploitative, in other words typical reality show fare. If I wanted to be po-faced about it I could also complain that it was a little bit too sniggering schoolboy about the whole idea of boys wearing girls clothes, but actually I quite liked it.

Fifteen, maybe twenty years ago, in my first flowerings of teenage tranny sexuality, I used to spend ages flicking through the channels on my bedroom telly looking for some kind of televisual stimulus to, er, inspire me. These were the days before t'internet, mind you!

Boys Will Be Girls would have been manna from heaven for teenage me. Young boys "forced" to be in a girl band? You couldn't write this stuff! And then I realised that there's young trannies out there now for whom Boys Will Be Girls will be just what the doctor ordered. Probably. I've gone a bit weird haven't I?

Look, if Russell T. Davies can allude to oral sex on a prime time family show (Doctor Who on my Sky Box - my second smile of the evening), I can get a little bit nostalgic about teenage tranny fantasies on my blog, okay?

Okay, the third smile was from my Granddad ringing me up. He's my last living grandparent, who was widowed my Nan died late last year. He's now starting to enjoy life again a bit more, as was regaling me with tales of spending the day washing up for the canteen at the village flower festival (and getting two potions of meat on his plate at lunchtime for his troubles), and a great barbeque organised by four women in his bowling club who decided to invite four men along who (in his words) "knew how to have a laugh".

He said a lot of drink was drunk, and it all got a tiny bit saucy (by Granddad standards, nothing sordid). He had a whale of a time.

And that gave me the biggest smile of all. My granddad, living la vita pensioner. I want to be like that when I reach that age: surrounded by friends, getting double helpings at flower festivals, and telling dirty jokes to old ladies. Bliss!

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Jessica  Awww, you're half way there :) (I mean the dirty jokes) Was girly boys on channel 4? They come round quick! 
Steph Angel  I often have thoughts of still doing the whole tranny thing when I'm a Grandad... Sparkle with a blue rinse perhaps??? And then when I think about it for too long it kinda messes with my head... So I stop :-) 
Pandora Caitiff  With "Boys Will Be Girls" it seemed like the show was tranny-friendly but someone realised you cant do that so added the sniggering schoolboy voice over to squash any ideas that this might actually be OK.

Check out the next few episodes. They go to a specialist shop that isn't Transformations! (Guess who they go to!) 

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Blog Post That Would Not Die

Good and bad news this morning.

The good news is that my post on "Off The Hook" got a mention in B3TA's newsletter and (according to my stats) sent around 1500 readers my way yesterday. That post just will not die!

It's weird how that little blog post, and the soduku page, are two of the biggest draws on my site these days. I get loads of traffic from the great unwashed and not one of them stops to say "yeah but... it's a tranny... ewww!"

It's really pleasing, and surprising, that people don't seem to be that bothered. Like the Theatre Breaks guy, he wrote a nice letter to Becky to say that he'd seen my sudoku game and would like a custom version for his site. I wrote back to say that I could do it, but I should explain that my name wasn't really Becky, and I was a transvestite. He replied "yeah I know, I looked at the rest of your site". No problem then.

Oh yeah, and the bad news is that Protea, the vanity publishing people who nurtured "Off the Hook" into the world have gone out of business. Boo!

I used to love spending an idle hour wandering that site in awed wonder. I wish I'd saved copies of their awful dust jackets page... and the deformed oil paintings section. It's all gone! Sob!
Jessica  get on archive.org :) 
Becky  I did already, it's not there in any usuable form. :-( 
Lauren Teo  It's nice this, when Off the Hook and Hamster Sudoku finally find their way to my other internet communities, I can yawn and tell them how they're both such old news :P 
VB-W  When a vanity publisher goes out of business that's GREAT news. It means the populace are wising to their ways. 
Beth  I actually came to your site through that newsletter yesterday, and thought.... Hmmm... T*.... she must be one of us... 
metrogeekboy  I was chatting with a friend yesterday and she said, "Hey, isn't that Becky person a friend of yours? She got listed in B3ta. She's going to get swamped."

So I wasn't surprised to come and fine your blog, indeed, swamped.

That post just keeps giving. It was hilarious. 
Gordon  I'll post a similar comment to the one I left .. er.. somewhere else.

It usually takes an obvious statement for me to release that the person behind a blog is "not the same as me".

That may mean they are gay, jewish, asian, or whatever .. but I rarely suss these things unless it's really REALLY obvious (like a big flashing banner atop the page!).

So.. my point.. er.. yeah.. frankly my dear, I don't care. Tranny or not, that's a great post, and this is (from what I've seen of it) a good blog. Onwards and upwards and screw the rest of them!! (ohhh I've come over all rebellious!) 

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Thursday, June 15, 2006

To Agnes, Thanks for Watching! Love, Thomas xxx

So I was wandering around Woolworths on my lunch hour, when a smartly-dressed middle aged woman stopped me and asked, very politely, 'Excuse me... Thomas the Tank Engine?'.

After a few seconds utter mindbending confusion, I realised she'd seen my name badge and short-sleeved shirt, had mistaken me for a shop assistant (even though they wear natty red polo shirts), and wanted directing to the section of the shop devoted to the fictional anthropomorphic tank locomotive.

I said 'I'm sorry... I don't work here.'

Of course on the way back to work I thought of all the things I could have said, if my wits had been a bit quicker.

Favorites include:

'Get out of the shop, we don't like your sort in here.'

'Yes love, go to the DVD counter and ask for "The Special Items".'

'Oh... you got me! Gah, I knew I should never have done those TV shows! Do you want me to sign something?'

I related this to the guys in the office and it was suggested I could change the last one to 'Do you want me to sign your tits?', but I think that might have been taking it a tad too far.
fairly-odd  "Well bust my buffers!" 
Jessica  I'd have just nutted her and run off, it's a bad habit I've picked up since moving to Liverpool 
Stegbeetle  Or the well-worn and time-honoured "No actually, I'm not but I did go to school with him.! 
sim  Retort could have been "Tank engine ?, No !, i'm a fire engine. , ne na ne na ne na" etc.

or you Shoud have just directed her to the 'Specialist periodicals' 
Gillian  "please, not so formal, just call me Tom" 

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The First AGM of the Flickr Tranny Admirer's Society


Inspired by a post by Miss K, and a nightmare I had the other night.

Miss K  It seems like they set some aggressive new business targets at this year's meeting... 
Siobhan Curran  That's actually quite scarey. If i have nightmares tonight, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

(Love the shading BTW hon :-D It's all in the details) 
fairly-odd  You're definitely in the wrong line of work... 
Valerie  That's funny! And for decency you published the one with their trousers on? 
Connie Cox  Looks like the BBC have had to cut the budget for the Cybermen 
Jessica  shit! were you there too? 
Anonymous  Me on the left. 

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Fat Cat Sat


I posted this picture on Flickr earlier today and it's already received twice the number of views as pictures I posted 2 days ago!

So I thought I'd share it with my blog readers too. This is my mum's cat, Libby. She's very very fat. Initially you might imagine my mum must be a crazy cat freak who treats her pets like pampered children.

Actually Libby has never been particularly spoilt. I think she bulks up on songbirds and rabbits, possibly by smothering them in their sleep.

Beki  She's very cute though! 
VB-W  The vet's a nice man who just wants to make you better. Now spit him out. 

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England fan

Ingredients: One England flag, three paperclips, one desk fan, two bored IT workers.



I challenge any red-blooded Englishman to watch that without standing and singing Jerusalem! ;-)

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Robby... Bender... C3PO... back to Bender... K9 coming in on the far side... Crouch... Gort ... GOAAAAALLLLLLL!!

It's the Robot World Cup, of course.
Sylvia  *Grabs a soda, kicks back to watch the game, randomly dodging nuts and bolts.* Sounds like a fun game. 
Freiya  i love this! although i would guess that after about 5 minutes they'll be lots of robots, possibly all in a big upside-down pile towards the middle of the pitch, with thier little robot legs vanely peddling the air as they try to right themselves, like lots of upturned insects