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Monday, July 31, 2006

Pesky lowercase

Tranny and TV Cartoon Episode 4

Okay, that's the last one for a while, promise. It's just that that one's been finished and burning a hole in my hard drive over the weekend, so I had to post it.

Let me know if you'd like more. (Read: "I'm pathetic and need constant positive feedback.")

:-)

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Blogger Jane  Bravo, Bravo, more more!

I would definately like to see more of them as you know cos I also snorted my tea over your lap top when I read this. 
Blogger Charlee Brown  I want more, more more more, delivered daily into my inbox, or as an rss feed if absolutely necessary. 
Blogger Kris  You need constant positive feedback? Well why didn't you say so?

Je le dig. 
Blogger Joanna  great stuff.... more more! 
Blogger Pete Johns  LOL, ROTFL, PMSL, MFI, ATS, SOS, etc.. 
Blogger Cathii Scott  HD curious

Bwahahahahaha, love it! 
Blogger Miss K  One a week please, as is the webcomic idiom! 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Oh that's (↑) rich, coming from you :-p

I've been waiting a year for you to finish Askance Glance

(But I concur - more please!) 
Anonymous Natalie  Yes! Yes! More! These amuse me so. I even have non-trans friends who love these! 
Anonymous Zaida Angel  Fabulous! Excellent! moar plz!

I would really like to see the tranny doing something funny too...

and a RSS feed is an very good idea, and once a week if at all possible, and i would like fries with that too. 
Blogger Kate Weston  encore!
Bravo!
author, author!
Becky bites ya leg!
more please
There's your positive feedback, now get writing dammit! 
Blogger Emily S  Loved it!! Encore!!!! 
Blogger Becky  Aw, shucks. :-)

It's so nice to get such unsolicited praise.

;-) 
Blogger Connie Cox  I agree with the other comments.
Think I need to nip into Currys and ask about the HD curious tv's :-) 
Blogger sim  Love the series, yes more please. Im curious to see just how many puns you can extract.
...and if its praise you covet,
Well if you were a puppy we would all rub your belly. 
Anonymous Anonymous  boring! 
Blogger Becky  You cut me to the quick, anonymous!

Then again, a lot of your poems are shit, so who are you to judge? 
Blogger Kath Adams  Becky, they are fantastic! I love them, please keep them coming. I know all good comedy should end on a high, like Faulty Towers or Police Squad. I'm even slightly hoping there isn't a series three of The Green Wing, 'cause it's so good... but...

I'm sure you can keep going for a bit longer!??









And funny is better than contentious! ;-) 
Blogger Gordon  HA! HD-Curious. Genius.

I think it depends on which facsia they have... no... the size of the aerial... no... this is harder than it looks! 
Blogger Valerie S  The world is waiting for more! You are modern time Mozart! Wait Mozart didn't do painting.. You are modern time Leonardo!
Once a month maybe? 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Nice one Becky - love 'em!
I actually saw one of those TV's once (can't remember where; a 'junk shop' maybe) and thought it a wonderful piece of kit. I love it when someone designs the 'thingy of the future' and you look at it, a decade or two later, and think, "Nope - but it bloody-well should have been!" 

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The roof is digestives

I'm not a father, but I promised to put this on my blog in case any of you lot were interested. I'm pretty sure it's genuine, despite the fact she works for "Monkey Television" in the "Biscuit Building". I have an image of a troop of monkeys with cameras, munching on garibaldi partition walls.

But it's probably very professional and not like that at all. :-)
Hi Becky

I've just found your web site (through Google) and read it with great interest.

I am working on a pilot show for a series for Channel Five about devoted dads and daughters. The programme will reflect a diversity of circumstances in which fathers fulfil their roles. It will examine the positive impact dads have on their daughters' lives and development. Fathers are often represented in the media as being absent or uninvolved and our intention is buck this trend by featuring devoted fathers and daughters. We have started filming with two very different dads and daughters and are currently looking for a third relationship. I think it would be really interesting to talk to a dad who is a transsexual, transvestite or cross dresser and explore his relationship with his daughter. It might be a good opportunity to dispel any preconceptions that people might have about dads in transition and the impact it has on their relationship with their children.

I wondered whether this was something you might be able to help me with. I don't know whether you know anyone personally who might be interested or whether you could point me in the right direction to get in touch with people who might like to be involved.

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask, I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best wishes
Rosie

Rosie Hinchliffe
Monkey Television
The Biscuit Building
10 Redchurch St
London
E2 7DD

0207 7493159
rosieh@monkeykingdom.com
www.monkeykingdom.com
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > I've just found your web site [...] and read it with great interest.

That should have been the giveaway :-p

Actually, it sounds interesting - the relationship between tv father and son/daughter is something that played on my mind a lot a while back, when it was something I was planning on doing. I had various views from both sides: "Tell them!" vs "Don't tell them!"

I could see the pros and cons of both viewpoints, and kinda went with the "tell them!" ideology.

In a "tell them and steal their make-up" kinda way 
Blogger Cathii Scott  Sure! I am a TV slut, I will do anything for a bit of UHF recognition!. Do you think their budget extends to coming to Australia? 
Blogger Cathii Scott  ooops that didn't sound so great. Ummm I am not a "TV Slut" I am a TS that wants to get my face on TV as often as possible.... God I really should re-read things before hitting the submit button.

Oh yea Beth steals my clothes and makeup all the time. Somehow I rarely get the opportunity to steal any of hers. 

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Macbook Pro Battery Recall

Just a heads-up.

If you own a 15-inch Macbook Pro, head over to this page to see if your battery is one of the ones that don't meet Apple's "high standards for battery performance", and is elligible for free replacement.

I did, and discovered that my battery is one of dodgy ones. I suspected as much, it started playing up at the weekend - power dying suddenly. You might remember that I've already had my Macbook battery replaced under warranty once, so this will be my third!

At least Apple are doing the right thing by replacing them free of charge, I guess.
Blogger Jessica  "At least Apple are doing the right thing by replacing them free of charge, I guess."

You mean the legal thing, as it is a statutory right. 
Blogger edwina  This post has been removed by a blog administrator. 

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Kinky Fun

Tranny and TV cartoon

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Blogger sim  Erm, TV often recieve a dodgy signal, now they're broardcasting them ! 
Anonymous fairly-odd  The quickest way into a TV's pants is through the zener diode. 
Blogger Karol Cross  "mail lesbian?"

Groan! I didn't even see it coming! lol 
Blogger Joanna  Badum ching...

So you mean all that stuff you wrote to me was not true? 
Blogger jadis  LOL - bex, VERY eddie izzard of you!!! hehehehe 

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Friday, July 28, 2006

Over and out


Thanks to Jane wangling us some tickets, I spent the afternoon at an RAF families day.

Families days are basically the forces' way to show what all our taxes are being spent on. I'm exceptionally pleased to see mine have been spent on bouncy castles and beer tents. :-)

It was a jolly nice way to spend the last day of the heatwave (it officially ends tomorrow folks, and I don't need an illegal Met Office feed to tell me that).

One of the best bits was a display by the Red Arrows. I love the Red Arrows, they demonstrate what the British forces do best: incredibly precise manouvres very close together whilst clad in bright red camouflage. If we could get the red arrows to wear furry black busbies we would.

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Blogger VB-W  That looks a very similar move to one I saw years ago where they drew a giant heart in the sky and put an arrow through it. Loadsa applause that day. 
Blogger VB-W  That looks a very similar move to one I saw years ago where they drew a giant heart in the sky and put an arrow through it. Loadsa applause that day. 
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  If only I have read this before my silly comment in flickr 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  The Arrows did the heart/arrow thing at the Lowestoft Air Show on Thursday.

They're cool, but I prefer the sheer insanity of the Royal Jordanian Falcons. 
Anonymous NH  I always like the big Valentine's heart they do with the third plane rocketing through the middle to do the arrow...flash gits. 

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Well, I'm enjoying myself, that's the main thing

And now, in the spirit of my "never blog a meme you didn't start yourself" rule, and with cap doffed to David Renwick and the Two Ronnies, I give you...

The Answering the Previous Question to the One Being Asked Meme!

Q: Your name?
A: ...

Q: What's your favorite subject to blog about?
A: Becky Enverite.

Q: What do you wish you blogged less about?
A: Transvestism.

Q: How do you spend your working day?
A: Doing stuff with Flickr.

Q: What's your secret shame?
A: I work for the NHS.

Q: If you had a windfall of £1,000,000 how would you spend it?
A: Shopping at Transformation once.

Q: Describe your "look".
A: Mostly donations to charity.

Q: If you were invited to a ball, what outfit would you arrive in?
A: A short skirt and a smile.

Q: And if you're just pottering about the house?
A: A full length organza ballgown.

Q: What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
A: I never dress up girly at home.

Q: What's the best way to get popular in the tranny scene?
A: Telling big hairy trannies they look quite passable.

Q: And the best way to make enemies?
A: Just be yourself.

Q: When you meet up with tranny friends, what do you talk about?
A: Bitch about what other trannies are wearing.

Q: What other blogs do you enjoy?
A: Anything and everything, really.

Q: What's the best way you've found to get to sleep at night?
A: I like to read Joanna's Diary, Tranniefesto, the Dragnet...

Q: Finally, what's the one thing you'd attribute the success of your web site to?
A: Alcohol.
Blogger Jane  Titter! ;~) 
Blogger Joanna  Nice work :) 
Blogger Miss K  fork 'andles 
Blogger Becky  How many? 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  *chuckle*

That was the one part of that thing on telly that I actually saw the other night 
Blogger Miss K  'ose 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Chuckle!
"So its goodnight from me", "And its goodnight from her". 

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

T*Art Modern - Bridget Love

Low Sun


Samantha
Bridget Love is another TG artist that I became aware of via Flickr. I'm stunned by the quality of her work. It's has a very clean graffiti feel, which mixtures of hi-tech and retro imagery. This blend of sci-fi and seventies is probably the reason they remind me of reading my dad's OMNI magazines when I was a kid. (I've asked this before, but does anyone else remember OMNI?)

Bridget works in pen-and-ink before transferring the images to Photoshop to apply the flat colouring. It gives her pictures a stark appearance that retain the slight low-fi imperfections of the original pen drawing.

She recently had her first exhibition, and also maintains a web site, but I've been asked not to direct you to that, as she's "quite shy"!
The Power is ON
Blogger davew  Omni have not see it even spoken about for years, I did have the 1st UK edition but sadly its gone, loved the pics and the facts in it. 
Anonymous fairly-odd  I love Bridget's work! And yes, I faintly remember OMNI magazine. :) 
Anonymous Anonymous  Yes, I remember OMNI! One thing that always stuck in my mind is that they used to have articles about the weird and wonderful homes of scientists - in caves and underground and who knows what. 
Anonymous Stephanie Delacey  Er, no, I'm not anonymous. 
Blogger Kris  That's really nice work. I'm disappointed that we can't see more... 
Anonymous Serena Mayfly  I remember Omni. And I'm sure I've mentioned it before in your blog.

I've still got a stack of them up in the loft :-) 
Blogger hannaviolane  yes bex her work is very interesting, has a sort of 'letraset' type feel to it. speaking of Omni the other -lesser known- mags at the time, that always seemed to be on the coffee table at the soho art studio where i first started working, were Graphis and Motif..still got some copies somewhere? ( i can feel a trip to the attic coming on now!) 
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv_mx  Great images 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Ooh! They're nice. Although the top "thing" from low sun oddly reminds me of the SuperDimensional Fortress Macross. I wonder if it was a conscious or unconscious influence? 

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Did you know...

that if you accidently add the property width="/" to an img tag it seems to make the picture invisible in IE6? Clever huh!? :-)

Um... you should be able to see the cartoon in my last post now.
Blogger Jane  It also makes in invisible in IE5.5 as I found out at work 
Blogger Joggerblogger  If they’re using I.E. you’ve got to ask yourself do they really deserve to be seeing your cartoon? :-D 
Anonymous Zaida Angel  I don't have an IE to try, but i'm pretty sure that any non number characters would have the same effect... 
Anonymous Sarah F.  By design I'm sure, as so many great MS features are. After all, change that and you'd likely break a bazillion other hacks to avoid other features. 

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Monday, July 24, 2006

So frickin' petite

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Blogger Jessica  You know the tilt shift trick is to give the illusion of a wide depth of field, but the tilt shift lens itself is only the effect of a width depth of field. By tilting the focal plane so it's out of line with what you are viewing, the object or scene is only in focus where it intersects with the focal plane. You can't actually create that depth of field without having your lens a very long way from the camera, the cam has to be scaled up as you want your scene to appear scaled down. I reckon it'd be possible to take a number of images of a scene from slightly different angles, like a stereo image, then use that to calculate and simulate the lens blur perfectly. So you could make really complicated scenes look like tiny models.... this is what happens when I sit in drinking beer on my own! 
Blogger Miss K  her ankles are a dead giveaway.

More please! 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  That is how you use touché. Hmm 
Blogger Becky  Jessica: it's my medical opinion you should drink less beer and smoke more pot. 
Blogger Becky  Siobhan: Yeah, TV's not stupid. :-) 
Blogger Joanna  Is it just me or does that image not appear in IE6?

Works in Firefox... but I see nothing in IE... 
Anonymous Beki  I can't see anything :0( 
Blogger Becky  Should work okay now! :-)

But really, who uses IE6 these days? ;-) 
Blogger Joanna  touché 
Anonymous Isobel  Someone's been reading too much Dumas, or watching too much Tom & Jerry.... I haven't quite decided which, yet. 
Blogger Becky  Isobel, I'm shocked that you don't know me well enough to know which.

I adore Dumas. I still know all the words to the Dogtanian song! 
Anonymous Isobel  Oh, that's alright then.
Unless you know the words in their original Klingon... 

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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Becky's First Law of the Tranniesphere

The number of trannies in your immediate blog & Flickr contacts lists is directly proportional to the number of times that you shout "oh FFS*!" at the screen a day.

I'm personally up to about three times a day. Two of those were just from looking at my contact's pictures just now. How about you?

--

*Not Full Facial Surgery. The other one.
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  Fuel Firing Systems??
Funny Fuzzy and Silly??
For Fagnarok Sakes??
First Frame Shooter?? 
Blogger Freiya  Forever Feeling Slack?
For Future Service?
Fear Furry Snakes?

this could go on and on.....or maybe not ;) 
Blogger Joanna  /me runs off to check through Becky's contacts' photos..... 

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Mosaic


I just thought I'd share this with you. It's a mosaic portrait Jim Bumgardner created of little old me, using photomosaic software he wrote himself.

You have to zoom in to see the full effect; the picture is made up of thousands of individual photographs of flowers. I think it's fantastic!

Jim is a bit of a Flickr star, he designed Colrpickr, a brilliant tool that finds pictures on Flickr based on colour. He also co-wrote the book Flickr Hacks, among many other projects. I feel quite honoured to be the subject of one of his works!

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Anonymous Sylvia  That looks awesome. 
Blogger Joanna  Nice work! And a proper mosaic rather than just tinting the pictures. Very cool. 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Following your link to Jim Bumgardner (snigger - childish I know, but hey?), I stumbled across this site: "http://www.josleys.com/index.php". If you like Escher, tessellations, fractals, etc. then check out his work. Don'cha just love t'interweb!
P.S. flattered, or what? 
Blogger sim  ooo nifty ! 
Blogger Freiya  neat-o! 
Anonymous Isobel  PLEASE, don't ask me to identify them ;o) 
Anonymous Penny M  Great! Jim's automated Chuck Close! 

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Touché

After talking to a couple of people, I think that the source material I pastiched in my previous post isn't as well-known as I thought it was.

It's based on Apple's current TV advertising campaign, featuring an anthropomorphized Mac and PC discussing their relative merits. They're wonderfully funny ads, not least because they're so outrageously biased towards Mac.

They actually backfire slightly, because if you're like me you'll end up liking the bumbling but well-meaning PC character more than the slick but slightly cocky Mac character.

The PC is played by John Hodgman, who's is also a regular contributor to The Daily Show as the "resident expert". In fact, in tonight's episode (on More4) he was hilariously cornered into saying his "I'm a PC" line while explaining how a two-tier Internet would work.

The Mac is played by Justin Long, who'll I'll always think of as the fanboy nerd in one of my fave films, Galaxy Quest (best line: "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!").

--

This blog post is dedicated to the Flickr photo stream of Karilou2006 "We hardly knew ye."

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Blogger Mr.Troglodyte  Nice ad. But I tried getting my Mac to talk and it didnt. 
Anonymous Anonymous  I'm not sure that's the right use of 'Touche'......... 
Blogger Becky  @Anonymous: Touché! :-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  @Mr. Troglodyte. Macs have been able to talk (and listen) since the early nineties...

If yours isn't, it must just be down about something and having a sulk 
Anonymous laptop battery  thanks a lot 

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Tranny and TV

For the life of me, I can't think of a good title for this.

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Blogger Jane  snigger. 
Blogger Joanna  Nice one ;-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  ROTF!

*applause* 
Blogger Becky  Heheh, you know when you set you target audience a bit too narrow?

My target audience for this was "30-something apple fan trannies called Siobhan". :-)

I might do a series of these though. It was fun.

(For the record, there's no intended implication that transvestites who call themselves "TV" are dumber than the ones that call themselves "tranny", that's just the way it worked best. And why am I bothering to worry about this stuff?) 
Blogger Joanna  I'm looking forward to the one where the obviously real DAB radio insists she's actually a tranny....

;-) 
Blogger Jessica  I take it you weren't in work today 
Blogger Becky  That? Lunchtime job! It's hardly rocket surgery. :-) 
Blogger Connie Cox  Perhaps the next one should have a CD.....player? :-) 
Blogger Ian Betteridge  heh heh! Next Transpocalyse, you should do a video of this in the style of the Apple ads. It'll be BRILLIANT!!!! 
Blogger sim  *Grins
Very sweet,
(Cartooning at lunch time though, tut tut .You wouldn't catch me being so trivial.) 
Blogger Miss K  BRAVO!! 
Blogger Mr.Troglodyte  He he :) 
Blogger Charlee Brown  Fantastic :) And I so like the idea of adding the CD player, maybe it should be a real "player" you know, like an idiot that sleeps around? 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  I also ... buffering ... like the ... buffering ... idea of adding a ... buffering ... Real Player :-) 
Anonymous Anonymous  Love it :)
You havent mentioned transformermation the tranny accessories heaven (irony intended) ooh an iron pun to boot xxx

eva ...Tpot um Tefal um no Tgirl thats it. 

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

A little Flickr hack

Whilst I'm on a Flickr tip, I thought I'd share with you a little power-user hack I worked out the other day.

You know how in Flickr you can subscribe to an RSS feed of recent comments on your photos? It's a really handy feature, and a neat way of keeping up to speed on what's being said about your pics. Just go to the bottom of your Recent Activity page in Flickr and click on the "Feed" link near the bottom. This will give you the raw XML of your comments feed, with the URL in the address bar. You can use this URL in any feed aggregator. I like Bloglines.

But what if you want to subscribe to the latest comments on someone else's Flickr photostream? Maybe a friend's photostream who you'd like to keep an eye on. There's no feature in Flickr to present a "Recent Activity" page for a user other than yourself, so you can't get at their feed in the same way. There is a way around this though.
  1. Go to your own "Recent Activity" page and use the "feed" link, and copy and paste the URL it gives you into a text editor.

  2. The URL will look something like this:

    http://www.flickr.com/recent_comments_feed
    .gne?id=12345678@N00&format=rss_200

    The bit in bold is Flickr's internal user ID for your account.

  3. We need to replace your user ID with the user ID of the person we want to grab the feed from. In Flickr, navigate to their photo stream or profile. Select the entire URL for this page and copy it.

  4. Next, go to this page in the Flickr API exporer.

  5. Paste the URL in your clipboard into the "Value" field. You can uncheck all of the checkboxes except the "send" one. Then click the "call method" button.

  6. At the bottom of the page a bit of code will appear (if you're using Safari and it doesn't appear, try using another browser). You can ignore most of it except for the line that reads

    <user id="87654321@N00">

  7. It's the bit in bold that you need. That's the user ID for the other user. Copy it and paste it into the line you saved in your text editor, replacing your user ID.

  8. You now have a feed URL for the other user. Just copy and paste it into Bloglines or whatever feed aggregator you use, and away you go!
Blogger Jane  Could call it Stalkr. 
Blogger Jane  :D xxxx ((((bex))) 
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  So that way other people can see whats going on on my flickr thingie. Thats spying
:) 
Anonymous Steph Angel  And now I know who to blame for breaking flickr ;-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Another (potentially easier) way to find someone's @N00 id, is to check the url of their buddyicon (if they have one, that is ;-) 

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Unhealthy obsession

One of my many failings is getting obsessed when I think people are "cheating the system".

At the moment there's someone on Flickr who's posting loads of pictures to the tranny groups that she says are of herself, a male cross-dresser, and getting loads of comments about how fantastic and feminine she looks.

This is because it IS a woman. The pictures aren't of a tranny. I'm almost certain of it. The only slight wavering in my conviction is that so many other trannies on Flickr don't seem to realise it too. I know many friends DO share my view, but they're not as obsessed by it as I am.

Yeah, for those that remember, it's my Lana thing all over again. :-/

I'm poring over her pictures to find ways to prove she's a fake. There's very little good clues. It's subtle things like the complete lack of an Adam's apple, and a totally feminine body shape and face, which for a non-surgical non-hormone-assisted caucasian TV is more or less impossible.

It's not important I suppose, everyone fakes stuff. It's only Flickr.

Scratch that. It IS important or I wouldn't be getting worked up about it. I can't quite put my finger on why I think it's so important, it's something to do with giving other trannies realistic goals, and not lessening what I do with a lot of money, time, effort and emotional investment by just sticking up a picture of someone else and pretending it's all so "easy".

Ho hum.
Blogger Kat  Who?

We actually know a someone who pretended she was a post-op TS. We met and socialised with her several times and she was dating a pre-op TS friend of ours.

This person was a natal woman. Fcuking mad, eh? 
Blogger Valerie S  Personally I don't give a shite but it's not fair. It's not fair for the girls who got their features drawn with an axe , don't own a proper wig and don't know how to do makeup, and are still trying so hard and post their real pictures. Trying to get some acceptance and validating their appearance against the others. It's just not fair to post fake images and collect all the credit for free in a world where you have to work hard to earn it. 
Blogger Freiya  It's important because when someone does this and pretends that they're someone they're not it just confirms everyones sterotypes that the whole tg spectrum is full of deluded headcases. It doesn't make any of us look good, ts,tv, whatever, it makes us all look stupid and like we live in some sort of pathetic dream world. How can we change peoples pre conceptions about what being tg is like when all they see is this?
Also ( whilst i'm on a roll ), as valerie said earlier, it isn't fair, it's tricking people, hell, it's tricking whoever is posting these pictures, all stuff like this does is make peole feel worthless, when in fact they should be feeling proud of who they are.
and i'll shut up now :) 
Blogger Joanna  You already know my thoughts on this one. I'm 95% convinced they are fake pics. But it is going to be hard to prove.

And you are right (and Val and Freiya) in that it does matter - it provides a level of perfection that we can never strive towards. It's deception.

Its a toughie, and is going to be hard to prove or disprove. 
Blogger Emily S  I've just been working on some pics my FFS surgeon has given me with an idea of how I would look after FFS. Even posting those as me would be deceitful and you know what? Even in those pictures, I can see male features. This is going to cost me silly money and I will never look as good as a natal woman.

I'm 100% behind you on this... This does matter. It's already hard enough holding our heads up in a world all to quick to judge us without someone diminishing all the work we do by pretending they look like some model's pictures they found on the net. 
Blogger Becky  @Kat: That's incredible!

@Freiya: Don't shut up! that's exactly what my thoughts are.

@Janna: Hard to prove, but it's getting to the stage where the proof is in the pictures themselves now.

@Emily: If she'd used model photos that would have been bad, she's actually using pictures of some "ordinary" woman, possibly a relation. It gives the pictures a more genuine air, but I'm pretty sure whoever it is in the photos doesn't know they're being used this way... Oh and good luck with the FFS. I'm sure you'll look fantastic. :-) 
Anonymous Magpie  Things like this really irritate me as well. All it's doing is to try to give the person posting the pictures a cheap thrill, and all it does is set up unrealistic goals for other people. This is the same reason I detest all the pictures that appear in magazines, the people that the pictures are aimed towards are never going to look that good, so all it does is lower people's self worth/opinion. 
Blogger Jane  Exactly my thoughts Magpie. Lying like this sets up unrealistic expectations which is a heartless thing to do.

Another thing about this person's pictures is that there are none of the classic tranny shots, no pictures in the hotel room glammed up, no pictures of herself on the bed, no pictures of herself taken with one arm extended (heck I've even got photos like that.)

Bex and I have chatted about this and I'm completely convinced that the pictures are of a natel woman. 
Anonymous Nikki  As a postop TS woman myself with extensive experience of FFS and the differences between natal and ts wome - it is a perverse hobby of mine to know the difference - I wonder if you could post a link to the offending pictures please.

A friend of mine and me used to regularly root out fakers on TVC. Happy to give you my 2d worth.

Love
Nikki 
Anonymous Steph Angel  OK... I'll own up, it's a fair cop...All those pics on my Flickr account are of a drop dead gorgeous super model I met on holiday a few years ago... Sorry folks ;-) 
Anonymous Isobel  No Adam's apple, no brow ridges, no square back to the jaw, a shallow jawline, small hands, narrow shoulders, those eyebrows...
In fact, it would be much quicker to list the male features:
(1) Nope, can't see any.

It appears that dissenting comments are edited out from her photostream.

I can't see the point in doing this for real. I just can't understand that mentality.

Who said "Make the lie big enough, and it will be believed"? 
Blogger Joanna  Another thing about this person's pictures is that there are none of the classic tranny shots

And few shots that include the shoes... just not right I tell you! 
Blogger Rachel  There's always one, isn't there?

Me, I see an attractive TV/TS and I'm full of admiration. I see a TV/TS who's not classically beautiful, but you just know has made a credible effort, and appreciate that.

But when I see 'fake' pics I get a mixture of feelings. One, I feel sorry if they have such a lack of self-worth that they feel the need to substitute pics.

Two, and maybe this is a bit weird given number one, it amuses me that the con hasn't worked.

Another thing, why do people get upset about it being unfair? Life's not fair - life never will be fair. Get working on your own self-esteem so that when you see these pics, true or false, you don't get upset about them.

And as for the Lana episode that really did bug me. I just wish Becky had said to Lana, 'If you don't take those pics down I'll blow the whistle, giving her the opportunity to avoid the humiliation.'

To me, Lana had real self-worth problems which drove her to do what she did (which I'm not condonning or condemning) but Becky didn't give her the opportunity to remove the pictures. Yes, I know Becky made it clear she'd sussed Lana, but by giving her forewarning of her intention to "expose" her if she didn't remove them, I feel, it would have been a kinder course of action.

BTW, great holiday thanks Bex - got the red bits to prove it! 
Blogger Becky  I didn't really want to dredge all that up again Rachel, you've got your own opinion on it and that's fine. I still stand by my actions that day and I'd do it the same again if it happened tomorrow. It might have been the "kinder course", but it was the right course.

I disagree with your point about people gettting upset about things being unfair. It's got fuck-all to do with my improving own self esteem. And I take a different approach to life being unfair: I try to make it unfair for the person making it unfair for me.

For example: it's unfair to criticise me on my own blog about things that happened months ago. So I'll point that out to you, and delete any future messages on the subject. That's being quite unfair back.

@Isobel: I'm glad you've spotted her too. 
Anonymous Anonymous  I've written a special application in Visual Basic that detects fake tranny pics. It was originally designed to tell the sex of cats, but then someone explained an easier way that doesn't need a computer.

Give us a URL and I'll get back to you with the Cat-Aware Personal Edition results. 
Blogger Becky  @Nikki and Anonymous: I'm not going to give out the URL on here. If you're active on Flickr it's fairly easy to work it out for yourself who I'm talking about. If it's not... them maybe I'm wrong! :-)

@Steph: I KNEW it! ;-) 
Blogger VB-W  It's a case of someone who disagrees with the whole matter and is trying to make the genuine ones feel inadequate. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > "Another thing about this person's pictures is that there are none of the classic tranny shots

Without wanting to add too much to this discussion, I'd hate to see us using grounds like that for suspicion ;-) Especially considering the whole "stereotyping" discussions that have gone on recently.

I was going to write something about being able to see the point to doing it - something along the lines of bumping up your self worth through the adoration of others ... but actually, thinking about it more, that's complete bollocks - because how can you turn compliments directed at a fake you into self-praise?

Which leaves me with a rather more unpleasant thought, that the reasons behind it are to laugh at the 'gulibility' of strangers, and it's actually intended as quite malicious 
Blogger Becky  "because how can you turn compliments directed at a fake you into self-praise?"

I think actually that they do somehow manage that, through some kind of highly selective view of reality.

"Which leaves me with a rather more unpleasant thought, that the reasons behind it are to laugh at the 'gulibility' of strangers, and it's actually intended as quite malicious"

That's the more disturbing option, and what I think Victius was referring to.

I just feel a lot better talking about this semi "out in the open", as I feel like I'm doing something more than gnashing my teeth at this person's audacity. :-) 
Blogger Becky  "Without wanting to add too much to this discussion, I'd hate to see us using grounds like that for suspicion ;-) Especially considering the whole "stereotyping" discussions that have gone on recently."

Oops, yes Jane, slap wrist. ;-) 
Blogger becca  (I've been clicking on too many things at once, so this may already be posted...)

This reminds me of last year's unveiling of J.T. LeRoy, the author who wrote The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, among other works. The writer who everyone believed was a 20-something, cross-dressing, recovering heroin addict, former prostitute and literary sensation was actually a woman in her 30s named Laura Albert. 
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  I agree, it is bad for someone to post fake pics.

Not only they not showing themselves and tricking us all to beleive the person in that pic is someone which in reality is not.

But also, taking into account all the effort that it takes, to put make-up, wig, clothes, to try to look as girly as possible at the end.

And then see a photo, of someone who looks so feminine, thinking "Wow , how lucky of he, or what great skills he has", about a fake pic, is sad, is EVIL. 
Anonymous Stephanie Delacey  It's important because for me, and I'm sure for many others, posting pictures online is part of a process of self-acceptance. If other people are posting fakes pictures it just makes us look cheap and our efforts to come out rather pointless.

However, Becky, I do think that if you were going to raise this issue you should have "named and shamed" the person. I can't have been the only one who went straight from here to trawl through the tranny groups on flickr to try and work out (without success) who you were referring to. It made me feel dirty. 
Blogger Becky  LOL, any trawl through the tranny groups will make you feel dirty, Steph. And don't pretend you don't enjoy it. ;-) 
Blogger Kath Adams  you know I'm not deliberately contentious when I post on here don't you??

There's a really old cartoon from the New Yorker, which I've pinched and put on one of my web pages. I have thousands of photos of me. And about a dozen where I'm pleased with the result.

And three dressed as a bloke...

There are very few of my 'real photos' (ie 'grim') available for others to see. So, to a much lesser extent, the only 'honest' trannies are those who have candid photos that other people have taken while out and about?

My personal view is that Siobhan's comment Which leaves me with a rather more unpleasant thought, that the reasons behind it are to laugh at the 'gullibility' of strangers, and it's actually intended as quite malicious is sadly, closest to the truth.

Rallying against fake trannies is certainly one way forwards but I think that your web site and discussions like this on your blog are far more positive and powerful, as it's an environment where those people who are still struggling to find themselves can realise that they are not alone and aren't in a competition to be themselves. Discuss the fact that some of those fantastic photos, might actually be exactly what they appear to be.

And they can laugh out loud as they do so! 
Anonymous Penny M  OK, I'm going to play devil's advocate here. I was born male and I don't like it. When I dress it is to deceive the world into viewing me as female. I'm trying to fool people into thinking I'm something I'm not. OK, I'm not very good at it, but that isn't really the point, my dressing is about deception. If a natal woman really wanted to present herself to the world as a post-op MTF, how would that be different from what I do? She was born one thing and wanted to be somethng else. I find it hard to believe that anyone would want to do that but hey, there are lots of wierdos out there!

As for levels of perfection that I can never strive for, well the thing that is so hard to live with is just walking down the street and looking at the real women. If I'm down that is a terrible thing to do.

Give me a reason to think differently and I will 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > "If a natal woman really wanted to present herself to the world as a post-op MTF, how would that be different from what I do?"


That's a fair comment Penny, and an interesting question. But I don't think that's what's going on here.

Essentially, when I stick a photograph of me online, I'm asking people to suspend disbelief for a moment, take that picture of me, and judge it in an entirely different context (it's all about the context ;-) to what I'd normally present.

I'm saying "This is me. I'm a guy. But I'd like for you to judge me based on completely different criteria that if it was just a picture of me as a guy. I'd like you to judge me on how much I look like a woman"

I think the issue here - unless of course, there's a huge disproving of 'wrongness' - is contained in the word "me".

I don't think this is someone posting pictures and saying "This is me". I think it's someone posting pictures of someone else, and asking us to judge those images based on the same criteria that we all post pictures within.

Whether they're pictures of guys portraying themselves as women, or women portraying themselves as guys, or women portraying themselves as guys portraying themselves as women - I don't really think that matters.

The central core to them all is that they all deserve the tag "me". However we choose to present ourselves, it's always ourselves we choose to present.

The problems come when it's not ourselves in the photographs, That's when the "me" becomes the "other". And - I think - that's the lie that is central to all of this. 
Blogger Miss K  > the lie that is central to all of this.

Right, and that's the point. No matter how pretty the image, lies are ugly. 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Becky, Isobel said, "dissenting comments are edited out from her photostream", so she must be reading them. Have you thought of posting a "We're talking about you here" comment, with a link to this discussion? 
Blogger Becky  I'll think about it Alli'. At the moment I'm waiting for a reply to an email. 
Blogger Connie Cox  Perhaps I don't have "her" as a contact. Who is it?

And as for fake pics? I bloody hate them. I like many have worked hard on my look and do worry if I can come across as feminine. So when someone posts fake pics it's as if they are just taking the piss. 
Anonymous Isobel  Well, a certain someone is now no longer active on Flickr... 
Blogger Becky  Yep, looks like that's the answer to the email I sent him/her. 
Anonymous Penny M  Doh! Have I completely missed the point of this Siobhan? I'll re-read this thread and this time I'll look at the words. Seriously though, if I could pass as a genetic woman, that would be the greatest thing in my life, but it would be a deception. Who am I to judge others who are deceiving people. In the 1960's the gay playwright Joe Orton and his partner took books out of their local library and altered them, changing the content and dust jackets. What they did would now be considered to be art in the manner of Banksy and others. what is the line between a prank that illuminates an otherwise hidden part of our culture, and an offensive lie?

Beats me! I'm just some poor tranny who stumbles through life the best she can. 
Anonymous Stephanie Delacey  Yes, Penny, you have completely missed the point. Your introduction of Joe Orton is irrelevant. What we are talking about here are the tranny groups on flickr and in that context I think we have every right to expect that the pictures posted there are of trannies. Otherwise, why bother? Whether or not some of the photos are good enough to deceive anyone is neither here nor there. The person being discussed in this thread was not engaged in some art prank or making an illuminating cultural intervention or raising interesting questions about identity and deception. He was simply some sad and cowardly bloke putting up pictures of somebody else and pretending they are of him. In the context of flickr tranny groups that's pretty insulting and rather pathetic.

Oh, and you might find yourself stumbling through life a little less if you abandon the moral relativism. 
Anonymous Penny M  Ouch, Stephanie!

I'm still not convinced. 

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Ladies and gentlemen, we're at Level 3

I've just got a delightfully ominous sounding email circular from the Met Office's "Heat-Health Watch".
Level 3 - Heatwave

The probability of heatwave conditions in parts of England and Wales between 0900 on Tuesday and 1500 on Friday is 100%
Forget your DEFCON's, it's hot. Anyone fancy a Solero?
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Aw crap.

You know on Friday, when you're all moaning about it still being too hot in your offices? Spare a thought for me in a suit and full academic robes OK? 
Blogger Selina  Anyone fancy a Solero?

No, I don't like foreign cars. 
Blogger Jane  Yes please I'll have a tropical fruit one. 
Blogger Billy  "The probability of heatwave conditions in parts of England and Wales between 0900 on Tuesday and 1500 on Friday is 100%"

Why don't they just say there will be a heatwave? 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Ah, that explains it. I thought my skin was leaking! 
Blogger Kath Adams  A bikini and a beer belly is a really bad mix! Ah, it's too hot for a bikini anyway, I'll just have another Stella! 
Anonymous Anonymous  we are over 100 degrees also, first time since 2001, and its hot 
Anonymous Stepahnie ALysse  oopsy , i didnt want to be annyoomous 
Anonymous christina de seize  Aw C'mon, 15 solid days over 90F in '76, absolutely no air-con anywhere, Austin Allegro's, Birds Eye Fish Fingers for tea, Solero? pah! Walls Faces,
Thatcher sharpens teeth to needle points on cuttlefish bone, Anarchy In The UK only reaches No 38, United blow cup final (sob!)
burn mouth on toasted teacake in 'The Milkmaid', Disco Tex and the Sex 'O' Lettes, Dickie Davies, Jim'll Fix It, Pinochet further consolidates power, only '75 & '82 worse..whew! isn't it warm in here? - oh! open a window, I think my wigs melting.......er....... 
Blogger Jane  Becky where is my Solero? It's been about 8 hours now and I've still not had it. 
Blogger Joanna  I'm guessing it would have melted by now Jane. 
Blogger VB-W  So the health service actually pays someone to stare at a temperature gauge all day and send emails (telling everyone what they already know) when it reaches certain levels. 
Blogger Cathii Scott  Victius in Australia during summer on building sites the unions have reps with a thermometer and they get paid to watch it all day. When the temperature reaches 100°F they shut the site down, everyone goes home and gets paid for the full day. Builders love Feburary!

I might point out though that my brother is currently in Darwin for his anual winter fishing holiday and is moaning about it being cold. It is ofcourse a lot cooler than that here in Perth, might reach 20°C today. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > "So the health service actually pays someone to [...] send emails (telling everyone what they already know)"

Yep - They're called "Becky" :-D 
Blogger Joanna  Which has just made me realise - what are Levels 1 and 2 then? Slightly Nippy and OOh its a bit warm? 

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Monday, July 17, 2006

Document the moment, don't celebrate it!

Can I remind you all that today is Non Non Photography Day?

As a shallow, photo-loving, digicam-toting Flickr addict it is your right, nay duty, to take as many pictures as possible today and post them to the Flickr Group documenting the momentous occasion.

Let's show those goofballs over the border at Non Photography Day what an disproportionate response really looks like!
Blogger Stegbeetle  I've done my bit. I love disproportionate responses! 
Blogger Jane  Done my bit as well 
Anonymous Zaida Angel  In an hideous case of irony, i could only get my (web)cam to work until today, 18. So, i was unable to contribute :( 

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Basil that Lived

I have a love-hate relationship with fresh basil. You know, the kind that comes in it's own little plant pot. I see it on the shelf in Tescos and think "mmmm, basil, great for pizzas and pasta and stuff."

So I buy it, take it home, snip a few bits off for my tea, and watch it die.

I am the Dr. Harold Shipman of herb care.

Except this one. I was going away for a long weekend, so as an experiment I stuck the pot in half a sinkful of water, thinking it would probably drown.

But it thrived. So I keep it constantly in a big bowl of water and it loves it. It's even survived several prunings for various pasta dishes.

You're probably saying "yeah Becky, that's how you keep basil, everyone knows that."

Actually you're probably saying "Worst. Blog. Post. Ever."

Hell, I needed something to replace that last blog entry. :-)

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Blogger Jane  Don't forget to snip off the flower heads before they bloom, that will keep it going for longer as well. 
Blogger Joanna  We have a little herb patch in the corner of our garden, planted a few of these. Mint, Basil etc .. Only plants I dont seem to kill :-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Anyone any good with parsley? I planted some in the yard and all it's done is grow really long stems with flowers on them.

Not what you want really. :-\ 
Blogger Miss K  This is actually a very good blog post - I always wondered how to keep the buggers alive.

It's much more interesting than my last post anyway. 
Anonymous Steph Angel  Basic rule for most herbs is... Give them bucket fulls of water & (importantly) pick them on a regular basis, it encourages more growth.

The 2 exceptions are...

Mint - Do what the f#@k you like with it, it would probably survive the holocaust!!!

Coriander - It will die... Don't waste your time or money!!! 
Anonymous Natalie  Most definitely herbs are worth your time. Basil, oregano, and especially rosemary are soo much better fresh. Just give them buckets of water. They don't like this southern US heat too well.... 
Blogger thribble  I love you soooo much. I've killed masses of the stuff since coming to Oz, and leaving my herb garden behind. Having moved to a 1st floor flat, herb garden isn't an option - it's just a graveyard! Off to buy more basil and a bucket. 
Anonymous PaulaJayne  Was the Basil Faulty??? 
Anonymous Isobel  Basil can be a very vain and greedy plant: it loves full exposure (to the sun),it drinks a lot, and really likes being fed.

Parsley is a biennial: when it eventualy germinates it will grow quite well for the first year, storing energy in it's root. In it's second year all that energy is used for reproduction. So plant some every year and remove any incipient flower heads. Parsley is related to carrots, parsnips, angelica, coriander, and... er... hemlock. Just remember what happened to Socrates. 
Blogger Pete Johns  Thribble's right, we have pots of dead basil on our balcony. It usually dies shortly after I put a bit in the ratatouille! 
Anonymous Alan Titchmarsh  Stuff the gardening, can we have more tranny related posts please :D 
Blogger Charlee Brown  Took me ages to get a basil plant to live. My Mother, who really doesn't have green fingers, revived mine by mistake by it falling in the sink. So that's how I learnt that lesson.

I do however, REALLY, want to know how to keep the coriander alive. And out of interest, when I once asked in Tesco, they said "they're not suppose to last you know" and I questioned why they called them "living herbs" they pointed out that they were alive til I got them home 8-) 
Anonymous Sirena  I hear Basil was a Siberian hamster. 

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Lazy racism

If there's one thing that makes my blood boil it's jokes about the county where I was born and grew up: Norfolk.

People who would never dream of making a racial generalisation to a black or Asian person, will quite happily quip about the perceived backwardness of Norfolk to my face.

You know the kind of thing. We didn't get electricity until 1980, cars are still waved at, "Normal for Norfolk", etc.

Of course, it's not seen as racism, mainly because I'm white-skinned and English, you can't be racist about a white English person, can you? And it's so obviously a joke, you can't possibly be offended?

Yeah, well I am. My father, grandfather and great grandfather were all born in Norfolk. Quipping that Norfolk folk are stupid is suggesting that my family are stupid, and I feel rightfully aggrieved when people do it.

Touchy, aren't I?

I've been mulling over this for a while, but what brought it to mind tonight was discovering Isobel's new blog. She's a darn sight cleverer than me, and she lives in Norfolk. Reading between the lines, she may even have been born here.

But even if she wasn't, she takes nice pictures of places around here. The kind that calm you down after a rant.

Mmm... pretty flowers.

What was I talking about?
Blogger Kat  Lazy racism?

Try being from Merseyside... 
Blogger Clarissa  Essex born and bred myself and I get annoyed everytime anyone not from around here starts joking about the place even though I tend to make disparaging comments about it myself. 
Blogger Miss K  Like Alan Partridge said, "you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own. I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up a tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who's also your brother!"

Deny it if you can :) 
Blogger Jane  Don't about King's Lynn but the bit of East Anglia I live in is backwards we didn't get supermarkets that opened on Sundays or Bank Holidays until the very late 90's and we are still waiting for other signs of progress like decent coffee and WiFi 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Calm down, Kat, calm down! [Hmmm, guess my accent doesn't really come across in print!]
I always say, "There are two types of people: scousers, and people who wish they were scousers." I guess you could adapt that to Norfolkians ('Norfolkians' - w.t.f. !!!) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Yeah yeah yeah. You try being Irish, to be sure 
Blogger Abby  I know what you mean. I think it's called prejudice rather than racism. Easy stereotypes, people shooting fish in a barrel for the sake of a cheap laugh, are totally annoying. If people are going to insult each other they should at least be original!

I wouldn't hear a word against Norfolk. One of my friends is from there and he's lovely. 
Blogger Sandie Dee  I reckon the celts get it worse, what with the tight Scots and the dim Irish... and that's before we mention the EBC's Londoncentric weather map and great British sportspeople like David Coulthard while they're winning but Scots as soon as they lose etc etc etc. Mind you, it's not one way traffic, my better half is English living in Scotland and she has to suffer the bigots up here :-( 
Anonymous Beki  You should try being from Kent, it's great!!! 
Anonymous christina de seize  I never understood the Norfolk bashing thing - lovely place.
I have never heard anyone from the North of England having a go a la Clarkson - is this primarily a southern trait ( jealousy perhaps?)
Or is it because I cannot ever recall being slighted by any one from East Anglia compared with a woman I remember stood at a bus stop in Torquay when I was on holiday as a small child."I do feel sorry for people from the North" she said out loud to no - one in particular..." I mean .. it must be awful for them" So are we more tolerant - or thicker skinned?
Anyway as I said Norfolk - lovely place - lovely T Girls 
Anonymous Tiffany  Try being an American amongst a lot of Europeans... 
Anonymous Isobel  Don't say that I'm clevererer than you until you've met me, Becky. ;o)

Yes, I'm Norfolk born and bred, and I do get a bit touchy about those comments too. This prejudice cuts both ways, though. My parents were treated to it in the 50's, when they moved down here from Northumberland. Comments were made about eating black pudding, wearing clogs, etc. despite the fact that they'd never owned any.
These days, due to overspill developments and population migration, a pure Norfolk accent in Norfolk is quite rare, and so the boot is now on the other foot.

And I really do have a tractor license. 
Blogger Joanna  Essex here, but doing missionary work in Kent.

It's lazy stereotyping, and wherever you come from someone will have a stereotype of you based on that. Whether you are a southerner, a northerner, a scouser or an inhabitant of that strange sit-com county that seems to encompass both Somerset and Norfolk.

Although the best thing is to embrace it and turn it back at everyone. I'm part jewish, and the best teller of jewish jokes was my jewish grandfather. 
Anonymous Suffolk softy  I don't think the good people of Norfolk constitute a race, tis regionalism I think. There's a lot of it about. The thing is though, can so-called humour avoid being cruel? Isn't a lot of humour based on another's grievance? Anyways, think of the late Phil Lynot - an illegitimate, black, irish catholic - there's always someone more vulnerable than yourself. 
Blogger Kath Adams  But, but... but...

Isn't that the point that much of humour is based upon stereotypes? The difference between stereotyping people on the basis of ‘all Norfolk folk wear straw hats and drive a tractor’ or us (Salt of the Earth) Northerners, spend all our lives dahn t’ pit an’ live in em back t’ back ‘ouses like on’t Coronation Street’, is that when real life comes in to play, the chances are we’ve never actually been refused a job based on the accent that we speak with and it’s been quite a few decades since even the Irish were refused a place to live because the landlady’s sign said ‘no Irish’. I knew an English lass of Afro-Caribbean descent who was refused nurse training twice in the early eighties, despite having more ‘O’ levels than I had, who was accepted first time. And she was told ‘we find people of your background make better care assistants’! Only she was one of the best nurses I’ve ever worked with and a lovely person too.

So once you get over your PMT, get back out on your combine harvester, ya straw hat wearin’... :-) 
Blogger sim  Miss K , please don't start on the Alan Partridge.
The 'real' Radio Norwich has just gone on air in the building next to me.
I waiting for the abuse to start very shortly.

Ahaa 
Blogger Becky  Oooh, lots of comments.

I can't reply during the day, which is annoying sometimes. But...

@ Miss K: Best insult ever. :-)

@ Abby. Yes it's the originality thing that bugs me. If you're going to be sarcastic, be original! I can take it!

@ Sandie. Yeah there is a lot of anti-celtic jibes. Personally I'm not sure about the "British when they're winning, Scots when they're losing" thing. If Andy Murray had done better at Wimbledon, I think it would have been rightly seen as a Scottish triumph. Losing was definitely seen as a British defeat, not a Scottish one.

@ Isobel: A licence at last! I was getting tired of you practicing three-point-turns on my street.

@Softy: The people of Norfolk not a race?? NOW I'm insulted!! ;-)

@Kath: Yes you're right a lot of humour is about stereotypes. I'm not against it per-se, I just hate it when the same old hackneyed stereotypes are used over and over again.

If you're gonna make jibes about Norfolk, why not modernise a bit? We've got Michael Carroll now! King of Chavs! That's got to be worth something! :-) 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Sandie - but we're Celts here in Norfolk too! We come from Boudicca of the Iceni tribe.

And we're not all inbred - my mum's from London and my dad's from Bedfordshire. 
Blogger Jane  "So once you get over your PMT,"

Lets add sexism to the mix?

It's not funny I'm not laughing I'm insulted. You demean Bex by implying that her ire at being stearotyped is somehow not fully worth consideration and you insult my sex by implying that we are slaves to our hormones and not capable of real anger. 
Blogger Karol Cross  "even the Irish"?
Not the best turn of phrase. Not at all.

Anyway moving on.
A good friend of mine from Yorkshire once told me about his new job in London and how his colleagues constantly harassed him about being a "Last of the Summer Wine" bumpkin.

Being new, he let it ride for a while. But one day they started saying how he'd probably never used an inside toilet before. Straight away he nodded and agreed with them. This really surprised them...

"You mean you use an outside toilet?"

"Of course, where else?"

[smug laughter]
"Well inside of course, we are civilised people here you know!"

"You mean you sh*t in the same place where you eat and sleep? Thats f*king disgusting!"

My friend being a bit of a star then went on to totally annihilate their perspective. I suspect that when they got home none of his colleagues went to the loo that night!

And they never "teased" him again. But of course it was only "a bit of fun".

Stereotypes and prejudices are used by weak people to prop up their own self worth (in my humble opinion). 
Anonymous Isobel  I read a reference to a Victorian book, where the Old Norfolk type of appearance was decribed: not particularly tall, tanned, dark hair, dark eyes, etc. The author then went on to say that this was typical of the Tuatha de Danann, who still resided in the county!
Well, we've certainly got enough fairy mounds around here, for that.

Just thought I'd annoy Siobhan. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  You know, I'm not really Irish (depending on your definition - I was born there, but my family are Lancastrian), but I do know who the Tuatha de Danann are :-)

And at the risk of reinforcing stereotypes, until about 11 months ago I had an outside loo.

...

But that aside, I think one of the more damaging aspects of using stereotypes as a basis for humour, is that they instill the notion that it's "OK" to then use them as shorthand for disparaging comments.

I was reading a magazine the other day, and it had one of those "Gross fashion mistakes" features in it - you know, various 'celebrities' wearing unadvisable outfits. And on one example there were big labels saying "rubbish coat", "nasty skirt", and "tranny shoes" - lazily using "tranny" as a synonym for "tasteless".

It really riled me, that seeing as how we're still regarded as a "joke", it's seemingly acceptable to cite us in that way. 
Blogger Kath Adams  Absolutely Jane, the comment was made quite deliberately, women aren’t allowed to be angry and if they are it’s due to their hormones! I was trying to demonstrate my point by using another wild stereotype.

I have always worked in an industry that is disproportionately female biased and I can’t recall ever having a male boss. I’m actually not sexist, and I do know women who work in other industries who really had to be better than the men just to stay level with them, if that. There is, IMHO a massive difference between stereotyping in humour and ‘bullying’ or treating people in a disparaging manner without even realising it because you aren’t even self-aware enough to notice. Karol, again, there was thought that went into using that expression but it was aimed at showing that things have ‘moved forwards’. At the end (?) of the 19th century miners from Lancashire & Wales migrated to the Kent coal fields only to find that lodgings were for ‘local people’ only, (I can’t remember dates). In the mid 20th and earlier it was the turn of the Irish. Prejudice on the basis of ignorance. And still it continues. I hope that what happened to the woman I mentioned back in the eighties wouldn’t and couldn’t happen now, although I’d be inclined to think that such prejudices still remain but are more subtle, so where as she went for ‘feedback’ on her refusal for training and was told honestly, that the panel were racist, now she’d perhaps be told ‘you didn’t come across confidently’ or ‘you came across too confidently’. Fortunately, the type of person she is, she simply smiled, thanked them, and got on with applying somewhere else. Me, being the type of person I am, faced with that, would probably have told them to stick it… Mark Twain said travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness and being an eternal optimist, I believe that as travel becomes easier, prejudice, bigotry & narrow-mindedness will indeed, slowly disappear.

The point is, humour can reflect stereotypes and still be funny, especially if it is self depreciating with it. Where it is a problem (IMO!) is where it is only ever used to ‘attack’ or ‘belittle’ others and where respect for the person is missing at other times. If I respect someone and know they respect me, I will know them well enough to understand if they will be offended by a ‘joke’ and visa-versa.

I feel like I’m rambling without actually making my point, which is, I believe that generalising stereotypes can be a source of humour. Bullying, harassment and oppression can never be funny.

And come on, a transvestites anger being dismissed due to her being pre-menstrual is a teeny bit funny isn't it??? 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  I thought it was, but then I'm a thieving scouse scrounger with a moustache and curly perm (not a good look when combined with a frock!) 
Blogger Miss K  Notice how I was being quietly inscrutable during this whole discussion? Japanese, me :) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > "And come on, a transvestites anger being dismissed due to her being pre-menstrual is a teeny bit funny isn't it??? "

Only when it's said by a woman 
Blogger Cathii Scott  Only when it's said by a woman

Why?

Why is it ok for one section of society to be able to say something and it not be ok for another section? 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Because of the focus of the intended humour. Whenever a joke is made, there's usually someone at the receiving end of it - the difference between chuckles and offence is all based on the context of the situation.

When I make a joke along thie lines of "Ha! Those shoes are so tranny" for example, the humour isn't contained in the ideas of what a tranny is or isn't - it's funny because it's me saying it. It's ironic. It's like me leaving a comment on Becky's website saying something like "Becky I hate you", when that's blatantly not true - it's funny because it's an obvious lie.

To make a joke about something that has the potential of offence, you have to have some personal understanding and experience about it in the first place. This is why Chris Rock is funny, and Jim Davidson isn't 
Blogger Becky  Is it wrong to let a conversation go on on your blog and heve very little to do with it? :-) 
Blogger VB-W  It's not just Norfolk. The Brits hate everybody and everything not in their own area. They are the most negative, unambitious race ever to be placed on this planet. If ever the world needed an enema, Britain is the place to get the pipe. 
Blogger Cathii Scott  Siobhan - Knowing the subject of the humour is one thing (like you know Becky and would obviously be making a joke about hating her) However if the target of your humour is unknown to you then it makes no difference what your sex/race/sexual status is.

For example a woman saying, "It must be PMS" to her best friend might be taken as humour but the same woman saying it to a complete stranger can be just plain offencive.

Also there is a current ad here in Aus for tampons wrapped in brightly coloured plastic (now there is a marketing idea, bright colours, doesn't make any difference to me what colour they are when I have to clean them up off the floor of the ladies at the end of the night at the club!!!). One of the colours is: "Tranny Pink Stilletoes!" Hey this ad could have been written by a drag queen for all I know, I still find it offencive (Pink? I have never worn pink in my whole damn life!) So personal knowledge means nothing unless your audience knows you.

In short there is no boundries if you know the intended victim of your humour (I still call my mum a whinging bloody pomme) but otherwise the sex/race/sexual status plays no part in humour if you don't know your audience.

One last point. Chris Rock... funny?????

Victus - I disagree, there are plenty of places I would like to stick that pipe here in Australia!

Cathii 

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Remember remember the 4th of November

A date for your diaries: this year's tranny blogger meet, Transpocalypse II will be the 4th of November. Location yet to be decided!

Any tranny with a blog or website is invited. Nearer the time I'll put together a proper announcement and start getting numbers.

At the moment I'm just interested in getting ideas, where would be a good place to hold it? Last year it was a meal and club in Birmingham. This year I'd like to try somewhere else. Any ideas?

If you're interested in coming and want to know what last year's event was like, I suggest looking here.

Of course, it being a tranny event, there are also lots of pictures from last year.

And here's a handy button:

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Blogger Siobhan Curran  I say Edinburgh :-) 
Blogger Joggerblogger  I say Manchester as we'll be at the airport on the way home :-D 
Blogger Clarissa  Does the departure lounge at Manchester Airport have the facilities to cater for a bunch of TGs and hangers-on? ;-)

Date duly noted. As for where, that depends on how central you what to be. If not, I have heard good things about Brighton.

(Yes, I know. Try not to laugh! :D) 
Blogger Joanna  Have put in my diary.

Anywhere's good with me - I like Birmingham as it's central... but happy to go with the flow. Brighton even closer... if anyone knows any decent hotels... 
Anonymous Stephanie Rowe  if I can I'll go. also think you should have it in manchester. 
Blogger Kat  Sydney.

It's springtime. 
Blogger Kris  I say London. Just because everything happens there, it's no reason to not have everything happen there.

:-D 
Blogger Jane  Sheffield. The Owls are playing Leicester at home that day I could go to the match. 
Blogger Valerie S  Surely you or Siobhan can work out an algorithm to calculate the geographical centerpoint based on participants' location weighed on their hit rate (and statistical quality of posts?) Most convenient, not? 
Blogger Sandie Dee  Edinburgh's good ;-)) 
Blogger Joanna  Surely you or Siobhan can work out an algorithm to calculate the geographical centerpoint

Nice idea Valerie.

This years Transpocalypse will therefore be held in a cattle shed at a small village just outside Stoke.

Bring your wellies.

:-) 
Blogger Becky  LOL, I'd worked it out to be somewhere just of the coast of western Ireland. ;-)

We'll definitely need wellies. 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Norwich! (Because I'm a lazy cow!) 
Blogger Freiya  Brighton! ok , so i have a vested interest in that it's where i am but it is also like the transgender epicentre of the Uk :) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  > "based on participants' location weighed on their hit rate (and statistical quality of posts?"

So Lancaster then. Excellent :-D 
Blogger Joanna  So Lancaster then. Excellent

Fantastic. All round to Siobhans then.

Guess we'll need more wine..... 
Blogger Clarissa  Finally - a way to empty the EU wine lake ;-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Wherever we go, we'll need more wine 

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Kaye and Sarah's World

Just a little plug.

I've been remiss in not giving this site a mention before. Kaye and Sarah have done a great job collecting together lots and lots of useful information for T*folk into one place.

Well done girls! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Huntingdon yet. Especially Sarah, I seem to bump into you everywhere! :-)
Anonymous Sarah F.  Hi Becky,

Thank you very much for the plug, little or not. I was wondering why our site had become amazingly busy all of a sudden ;).
Our site's only been online a few weeks, although its taken several months of spare time to put together so far.
No blog to add to the T*blogosphere at the moment, but it's always possible.
No, it's surprising that we haven't met in town, when we've met up and down the country out on the scene. If you're going to the Pink Picnic, or Pink Festival now apparently, next month I imagine there's a good chance we'll see you there (again).

Love,
Sarah, and Kaye xx 

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Monday, July 10, 2006

The War of Becky's Guestbook

Ages ago I set up a little guestbook on my site. It was one of the last bits I wrote myself. Before that it was hosted by Bravenet, and very naff.

When I wrote it I thought that it would be too small a concern for anyone to bother to spam, but I was quickly proved wrong. Within days it had got it's first spam message, and quickly started to fill up with them.

So I put a little CAPTCHA in. Nothing complicated, I basically stole Miss K's idea for a non-programmatic static GIF that's not machine readable.

That worked for a few days, then the spam started again. I guessed that spammers had programmed customised settings for sites like mine. It was a little scary, to be honest. Up until then I'd assumed that the spams were from automated spiders who just recognised likely comment forms and filled them in; but this showed that there was at least some human element and I was being targeted for spam.

I gave up for a while and ignored the flood of guestbook spam.

Then last week I had a brainwave: Blogger has a built-in CAPTCHA system for comments, why not use that? I set up a new blog on Blogger, and lobotomised my custom template to make it work purely as a guestbook. It worked quite well.

For about a day. I've already had at least 3 spams.

Which is really disturbing. It means that either the spammers have got to a level where Blogger's CAPTCHA is no longer a hurdle, or there's at least one human out there being paid (I guess) to spam sites like mine manually.

What do you think is going on?

By the way, my guestbook is now CAPTCHA-protected and moderated, so no more spam. Just hassle for me.
Blogger jessica_sweet_tv  One of my first blog comments where something like "I love the color and images, on your blog, Keep up the good work. Tools" with a little link on "Tools", I was happy to receive a comment from someone nicknamed "Tools", just to realize it was a link to a machinery store :( 
Blogger Jessica  The spammers set up porn and warez sites where people have to type in captchas, they take the captchas from whatever system they want to spam and pass them back to these unwitting horny captcha monkeys that gladly type in the solutions, in their thousands. I hate spam and spammers as much as the next person but you can't help thinking there are some real geniuses out there 
Blogger Miss K  I also use IP blocks using .htaccess as well as the pseudo captcha but there's one spammer now who seems to be able to get by this.

"Luckily" they only tareget 4 particular posts, so cleaning up is a simple if tedious task. They seem to be from Moldova, according to the whois lookup. 
Anonymous Steven  I read about a good anti-spam for WordPress: Hashcash. It's javascript based, you should be able to extract the code from the wordpress package relatively easily. Basically it does some client side hashing, since robots can't do that (so far), it works pretty well. 
Blogger Joanna  Which is all well and good.. but will you buggers please visit my site and buy some Viagra? 
Blogger Karol Cross  I had a similar experiance a few months ago. I was gob smacked to find a spam message in my guest book. I've written the guestbook myself in asp and it was the shock that someone was targeting my low profile site which I found a bit creepy.

With in a couple of days I was getting a dozen spams a day, so as a quick fix I rearranged all the fields on the comments page and the spam stopped for a couple of days, until they tweaked their program to work with the new layout and away they went again.

Finally, I rewrote the page so I now moderate all comments and eventually after three months of hassle the spam seems to have dried up. I really don't know what they expect to achieve, but I guess it shows they're getting desparate if their targeting sites like mine which only get about 1,000 hits a day. W*nkers! 
Anonymous Sarah F.  Sound like time for hamster authentication. 
Blogger sanane  hi 

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Worst. Episode. Ever.*

Right, this is bugging me and I need the fine minds of my Doctor Who fanboy/girl readers to solve it:

In Saturday's episode, they opened up the Void to suck in all the Daleks AND all the Cybermen, but in all the shots of Rose and the Doctor dangling over the vortex, you only saw Daleks being sucked in. Where were all the Cybermen?

Also: in Itchy and Scratchy episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [snort] magic xylophone or something?

*Not really. :-)
Blogger Jane  The Cybermen being heavier than Daleks got sucked in first.

Are you counting Itchy and Scratchy episodes in hexadecimal? :-s 
Blogger Jessica  and how do 3D glasses let you see void stuff?

and why is catherine tate in it? I hate her 
Blogger Joanna  And the portal to the void was open for what? 5 Minutes? Can a Cyberman really have got there from the Taj Mahal in that time? I reckon they're still there.... 
Anonymous Helen M  ... and what about all those who were changed into Cybermen. They didn't have any of that void stuff? There'll be thousands all over the place.

... and why didn't Rose zoom into the void like the Daleks? And why didn't her "Dad" get sucked in - he was standing there for at least a couple of seconds? 
Blogger Kate Weston  I can shed some light on at least one of these quandrys.

Catherine Tate is in it so some space monster can eat her in an uncharacteristicly gorey scene of christmas carnage - and there will be much rejoicing. 
Blogger Connie Cox  And why didn't the Tardis get sucked in?
And how come the phallic shaped Genesis Ark was Time lord tech but had Dalex plunger control wosits?
And why oh why oh why have that bloody Cath Tate pain on it.
If she says "Am I bovvered" in the Xmas special I will have to write a strongly worded blog entry! 
Blogger Becky  Now you're all just getting picky. ;-) 
Anonymous Anonymous  Sorrt to say but you were all sucked into a paralle universe where cath tate is the ruler. after my heroic efforts i managed to revese the wrm hole that you were all sucked into but not before you were subjected to the horrers within.

slightly mad person (aka lexie) 
Anonymous Sarah F.  Maybe 3D glasses let you see Dr. Who in 3D though. Did anyone record it and test if those sequences were in stereo ?
As for Cybermen being sucked in, dunno, I had my eyes shut. I was scared. 
Anonymous Sirena  I haven't seen that new episode yet, so I can't commment. It's on my hard drive, but I'm catching up on The 4400 and The Daily Show. I love BitTorrent. It keeps us updated on Doctor Who. Eccleston is great, but he's so...last season. That's what they're showing here on SciFi Channel. :)

Becky, I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that Itchy and Scratchy. I thought I was just, well, strange.

Hi! 

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Saturday, July 08, 2006

170 Days to the Runaway Bride

Do I look bothered?
Blogger Freiya  ba-dom ( which is of course the sound of a comedy drum roll ) ;) 
Blogger Pete Johns  169... 
Blogger hannaviolane  cant tell bex as we cant see you!....168 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  I wish I hadn't checked the credits to see who played the bride...

And is "And so you should" an even better comeback to I Love you than Han Solo's "I know."? 
Anonymous Beki  If Catherine Tate makes a regular appearance in Doctor Who, I'll stop watching it.:( How does she escape the Programme Commissioners? Ergh! 
Blogger Kath Adams  First off, am I the only trannie who doesn't watch Dr Who?

Second (and this is probably me being naive) but I followed the link to "Wirral Transister Group" on the 'upcoming TG events' link. They mention that they have Safer-sex kits for both males and females, containing lube and condoms or dental dams

Sorry, what is a "dental dam"? I'm guessing as to 'when' it's used, and I can make a guess as to 'why', just not sure what it is. 
Blogger Becky  I had to Google that one myself Kath!

This has all the info you need. Basically it's just a sheet of latex. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Ah, dental dams - takes me back to my old student days...

You know, before I actually got around to watching Doomsday, I thought you were all getting excited about some Julia Roberts film 
Anonymous NH  There I was, holding back the tears, lump in my throat as Billie bails, sobs and acts in her parting scene with the Doctor (comment in Time Out: "I liked Dr. Who better when Billie didn't try to act") and Wifey was saying "she shouldn't have worn that much mascara, look at it streaming down her face" (thanks Wifey for taking the edge off an emotional scene), when all of a sudden I saw the bride and thought "hello, she's a bit of alright; lovely blue eyes, nice hair, great skin" when it dawned on me that I was watching Catherine Tate. I'm one of those who thinks her finest moment was speaking French in "Big Train" when she met "something else".

Mind you, only David Tennant can make the word "what" seem interesting. 

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Friday, July 07, 2006

Tranny Confessional, part 1 of infinity

Er... I was very very slightly turned on by the bit in The Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill puts on the woman suit and parades about with "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background.

I know, I know, it's wrong and I'll go to a special level of Tranny Hell reserved for the HPWs and online tranny novel writers. :-(

I don't know why I'm telling you this. I'd forgotten all about it until saw the trailer for Clerks 2 earlier. :-/

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Blogger Miss K  Actually, Jay looks kinda hot recreating the TSOTL scene in that Clerks 2 trailer...

Need. to. bathe. so. badly... 

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Gathering storm



I've been playing with the little iSight camera on my MacBook Pro, and the time lapse mode in iMovie. It looked like rain, so I rested the laptop on my windowsill for a few minutes and captured this.

Time-lapse stuff has always fascinated me, particularly of stuff that's just on the edge the bounds of human perception, like the movement of clouds.

The little specks you can see are rain, the heavens opened just after I stopped recording!
Blogger Miss K  wowzers! 
Blogger Valerie S  Nice! Like Greenaway's A Zed & Two Noughts? 
Blogger Joanna  Very cool. Great capture 
Anonymous Magpie  That looked very funky, will have to try that out myself sometime. 
Blogger Freiya  now that is fabulous, i could watch those clouds over and over...it's almost magical :) 

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

T*art Modern - Zaida Angel

One of the things I enjoy about the tranny/blog/flickr community is that it's exposed me to some very talented TG artists. As part of a new occasional series, I'm going to highlight some of my favorites.

Zaida is a transvestite from Mexico. In some of her pictures she uses very basic computer paint tools and a deceptively naive stick-figure style, but each little vignette conveys genuine emotion and subtle humour. The facial expressions speak volumes with just the barest of detail.

Here are some of my faves. I love them. :-)


"With my coke and my marlboros, i can do anything!"








"Sometimes i'm in the room and i strongly feel like crying and yelling.
But the tears never come.
Even against my will".
Blogger Becky T  I like that last one a lot.

I recently drew a series of cartoons for a screensaver at work. Drawing a little chief executive sort of character, essentially composed of circles, took me about ten attempts! 
Anonymous Plutos el hombre de las burbujas  Si, me gusta todas las comicas 
Anonymous Zaida Angel  Thank you very much, Becky ^___^ 
Blogger Connie Cox  The last one is wonderful. 
Blogger Freiya  i like these alot, the first one made me smile :) 
Blogger Pandora Caitiff  Cool. I like the computer one best, but they are all great. 

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Creature comforts

Gay Sunday at London Zoo

This dropped into my mailbox today, and I'm actually quite tempted to go along, enacting the "Transvestite Safe Passage at Gay Events" treaty of 1974.

The weird thing is, the press release doesn't actually make it sound that gay. I'd have worked in some puns about bears or something.
"Experience the butterfly effect for yourself, by fluttering with our tropical butterflies through Butterfly Paradise, as they create their very own symphony with just a flap of their wings."
Okay, so that bit's kinda gay. :-)
Blogger Joanna  Surely they could have worked in a beaver joke or something? 

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Fame at last

Hands up everyone who got a mention on the back page of Computer Weekly this week.

No? Just me then! :-)

I'll be signing copies of my work outside WHSmiths at 2:00PM today. Until the police move me on.
Blogger April Angell  an Ad in the classifieds section doesn't count, darling.

:-p 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  I also got a mention too this morning. They said I was awesome. It was in the, um, Awesome, er, Awesome Computer Review, uh, Weekly, Journal 
Anonymous Beki  No picture of the ad? you should put one in! 
Blogger Joanna  Congrats! Was that in BackBytes then? 
Blogger Becky  No "Downtime", I think "Backbytes" is IT Weekly. It was only a letter I wrote to them that got featured, was just a surprise to see my name jump out at me when I glanced past the Dilbert cartoon! 
Anonymous PennyM  Isn't Backbytes in Computing? Dunno because Dilbert and the funnies are the only things that get read in those mags (with the exception of erudite and intelligent tranny letters, obviously!)

Now in the old days, when they had pages and pages of job adverts, you could spend an afternoon drooling at the salaries that were (supposedly) on offer for cobol developers... 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  *pah* All these computer magazines. I only used to read MacUser, until that nice Editor guy decided to move on 
Anonymous Zaida Angel  Excuse me.
Magazines?
About computers?

A few years ago they made this little known thing called "websight". They are like magazines, but electrical. 

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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Tranny-pops 2 answers

Just so you can say "but that doesn't look anything like me/her/him/it!"


1. Me (In little-photographed denim pinafore) and 2. Jane

3. Miss K

4. Valerie

5. Sometimes... Miss K, 6. Kath, 7. April (it's the dropped hip) and 8. Kat

9. April

10. and 11. Connie and Tracy

12. Michaela Marbella (Sparkle 2006 Edition)

13. Siobhan
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Oh that's just typical Becky. We do all the hard work and deduce who they are, and you post up a list claiming all the credit for it. Sheesh

(Love em hon :-D - they're still my favouritest thing you've ever done. My dress should be bigger though, no?) 
Blogger Becky  LOL, I kept it that size to be aesthetically pleasing. ;-) 

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

Tranny-pops 2

Siobhan mentioned tranny-pops, recently, which put me in the mood to do an update.

So instead of watching football (well, it was on in the background) I made these:



There aren't many, so don't be upset if you can't find yourself. But how many can you identify? :-)
Anonymous Emily S  OK... As the token French-living tranny, I'm totally out of it, but 13 HAS to be Siobhan!!!! 
Blogger Miss K  Haha. I'm really touched! Both times! Kxx 
Anonymous Becky T  I'll have to guess along with Emily here, but are 1 and 2 you and Jane?

Or is no.1 Sophie as Dorothy? 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  9 is April wearing my dress.

Love 5-8 - I can spot the first two, but not the two right-hand ones 
Anonymous fairly-odd  Well, 8 is Kat Sydney... 
Blogger Valerie S  12 cannot be missed: Michaela "don't you know who I am?" Marbella. 
Blogger Clarissa  I wasn't going to mention 12 as it was far too obvious ;)

I would have to say that 9 is Gillian in one of her fashion show outfits.

10 & 11 are Connie & Tracy.

I am struggling on the others through. I thought briefly that 5-8 were the treacle tarts but there are too many trousers there. 
Anonymous Natalie  1 & 2 have to be you and Jane. 3 is Miss K, and 13 is Siobhan in her GIANT dress.

The others....I dunno so much. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Let's recap shall we?

1 - Becky. 2 - Jane. 3 - Miss K. 4 - ??. 5 to 8 - K, Kath, (Me?), Kat. 9 - April. 10 & 11 - Connie & Tracy. 12 - MIchaela. 13 - me.

Number 4 is doing my head in. I know I've seen someone in a plaid-skirt schoolgirl outfit recently, I just can't think who 
Anonymous isobel  7 - Gillian, I do believe. 
Blogger Jessica  aww, no me? :( 
Blogger Rachel  Are you no.4, Jessica? 
Blogger Miss K  I think the moral here is: "wear elbow length cashmere wrist warmers for maximum recognisability" 
Blogger Joanna  4 is Valerie I think... 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  Jo, definately Valerie :-) Thank you!

I'm not so sure about 7 - it could be Gillian, but the two pixels of grey at the top of the trousers, and the lack of both hands over the groin, suggests to me now that it's April (again)

Why am I spending so much time staring at these indoors and not out in the sunshine? Why am I not using my laptop? 
Blogger Becky  Heheh, you posted that last comment just as I was writing the post to put you out of your misery, Siobhan.

Well done everyone, it's been fun but hard. I didn't really play favorites, it's just a lot easier to make a recognisable icon of someone in cashmere wrist warmers and stripy tights! Or pairs of people like Connie and Tracy with her fantastic denim corset. 
Blogger Connie Cox  OMG we are so flattered. Very very cool! 

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Cybermen + Daleks

OMFG!
Blogger Becky  Apologies for the micro-blog. I just wanted to get in before Siobhan and Miss K. :-) 
Anonymous Magpie  I thought you might have something to say about that ;)

I just happened to catch that episode, (am slowly working my way through the episodes from the previous series) but am very glad I did. 
Blogger Jane  It was epic.

Nice to see Mickey back too. 
Blogger Billy  Wasn't it great? Can't wait for next week. 
Blogger Clarissa  I'd heard a rumour but didn't want to believe it. Roll on next week! 
Blogger Daisy  Breaking news (or old news for the really geeky Dr Who fans). I was in Cardiff city centre today shopping with my wife and being spoiled rotten (it my birthday) and we came agross a TV film crew (who had been spotted one street awaynfrom my house yesterday) filming a Dr Who spin off called "Torchwood". Can't wait for that, as when next weeks episode is over I won't know what to do with my Saturday nights. 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  When did you post this? My aggregator says I got in hours before you :-P 
Blogger Becky  About 5 mins after the end. :-P 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  In that case, I win :-P

I posted as the credits were rolling 
Blogger Becky  LOL. That explains why my posting is a much more reasoned critique. :-) 
Blogger Siobhan Curran  I was too busy shaking with excitement and congratulating myself on my Barley reference to realise I'd written a complete pile of rubbish ;-) 
Blogger Connie Cox  Enjoyed it apart from the Eastenders and Trisha stuff.
Lets hope next week lives up to the promise of this week. 

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