Bring me the head of Robyn Rihanna Fenty
FACT: The British summer this year so far has been a complete wash-out, with almost two months of rain.
FACT: Rihanna has now spent over two months at Number 1 in the UK Charts with her song "Umbrella", featuring the lyric "now that it's raining more than ever... you can stand under my umbrella".
FACT: The last single at number one for this length of time was Wet Wet Wet's "Love is all Around" in 1994
FACT (probably, although I admit this fact is based on Thought Research): 1994 was an equally wet summer.
Conclusion: Rihanna is making it rain.
Solution: She must be stopped by any means necessary!!!
FACT: Rihanna has now spent over two months at Number 1 in the UK Charts with her song "Umbrella", featuring the lyric "now that it's raining more than ever... you can stand under my umbrella".
FACT: The last single at number one for this length of time was Wet Wet Wet's "Love is all Around" in 1994
FACT (probably, although I admit this fact is based on Thought Research): 1994 was an equally wet summer.
Conclusion: Rihanna is making it rain.
Solution: She must be stopped by any means necessary!!!
Labels: justkidding
I recall a lot of floaty skirts.
Yes, I think you're onto something.
xx
ella ella ella
eh eh
oubreak of samonella
ella ella ella
eh eh..."
etc
My theories vindicated!! :-)
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